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The Tallyman
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,100. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Dark Man was leaning over me smiling down into my face. He was a malevolent-looking man. "Good Day Sunshine, I'm The Tallyman...and I've been sent to collect." There was a pause and the smile got wider. "What is owed." Trapped in the Waste Lands, Stephen is running from The Mist while the writer and some of his characters are determined he never escapes the Dead Zone.
StarWarts (and those Galactic Diabolical Desserts)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,040. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This Star Wars parody includes all 6 episodes. Relive the epic story of the Jagermeisters: Quite-Gone Gin, Obi-Wop Cannoli, and Master Yo-daNoodle, wielding the power of The Sauce; Mannequin PieStalker, Queen I’maDollop and their twin progeny, Lutefisk and his sister the Princesstual LayOnYa. Join them as they battle evil with their unsavory comrades, HandJob SoloMio and his sidekick, Chewbacon.
The Captive
Price: Free! Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: July 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A man can be held captive by more than chains, and his captor can be less official, but no less dominating in nature. This, Patrick now knows, and all for the lack of medical support he is at the mercy of his mother and girlfriend.
Chasing the Yankee Dream
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 91,030. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2015 by Black Rose Writing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Sports
It's 1961. Eighteen-year-old Corey Coleman reports to spring training in Florida as a New York Yankee minor-league ballplayer. Naïve and insecure, he comes under the charismatic spell of womanizing, hard-drinking, legendary pitcher, Boomer "Night Rider" Baylis, who teaches the raw rookie invaluable life lessons.
Two Splendid Venues
Price: Free! Words: 5,760. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Well, these are what we call Quick Flash stories, which means they aren’t very long and so you could probably read one to completion on your way to work, Which is what we had in mind when producing them them. People asked us 'can you write something I could start and finish on my way to work?' ...
A Tale of Two Stories
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 79,190. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » Clean & wholesome
The sixties decade puts together a romantic courtship of two young lovers, Barry and Belinda. Their diaries however show differing perspectives of their young lives and the many escapades will leave you chuckling, especially the antics of Barry and his rather bizarre family. And for the pop boffins amongst you, there are some hidden sixties pop titles cunningly nestling amongst the text. Have fun!
Screwed, Blu’d And Tattooed (And Other Stories)
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 51,510. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2015 by AbsolutelyAmazingEbooks.com. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Meet Blu Yunger, a wild and wooly young traveler who will take you for quite a ride in his fast Ford Fairlane. Along the way you’ll meet the beauteous Fakyah Aineedair, Big Roid Bagwith, and Trout Bender. If this picaresque adventure isn’t enough to hold you, there’s a handful of other tales to tug on your brainpan. Yes, Reef Perkins can be downright hilarious!
Uncle Moe and the Martha’s Vineyard Frackers
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 47,330. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2015 by AbsolutelyAmazingEbooks.com. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Moe Thibault is a lovable octogenarian who sometimes thinks he’s Jacques Clouseau and who’s convinced he once had an identical twin. Moe arrives on Martha's Vineyard, trying to track down a long lost twin, when a fracking operation offers a threat to the Vineyard. If you like irreverent stories with zany characters, this one is for you!
Fish Food (a novel about life, death, and commas)
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 53,320. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2015 by AbsolutelyAmazingEbooks.com. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Michael Uxem is a grammar-obsessed, hearing-impaired evolutionary biologist who shares his home on Martha’s Vineyard with three cats, an irascible parrot, and a tankful of red-bellied piranhas (his wife left him years ago for an Andersen Windows salesman). The goal of his scientific work is to discover a shark repellent. As research reaches critical point...everything gets out of hand.
Til Death Us Do Join
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 63,440. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Mortimer Fitzroy is a soul guide. Soul guides go to earth to pick up the souls of deceased people. When he's sent down to collect the souls of a few people who are about to die there is a lot more waiting for him than just a routine pick-up. His customers are not the easiest ones to deal with and finding a good place for them in the afterlife also proves a challenge.
The 1906 Great Tullamore Whiskey Triumph
Price: $4.66 USD. Words: 53,520. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Historical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In 1906 British Excise HQ send their inspector, Patrick Ahearne, to investigate fraud allegations at Tullamore Distillery Ireland. When Ahearne and fellow inspector Whistler find no fraud, HQ pressurise them to find some transgression. But Tullamore community is pulling at Ahearne’s Irish roots and his sense of fundamental fairness. He must find a solution.
One for the Dragon, Two for the Crow
Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 131,930. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2015 by Black Rose Writing. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You just got fired from your third job in two years. Reaching your old Volvo carrying all your stuff in pouring down rain, you have a flat tire. You change the tire and head home running out of gas just as you pull into your driveway. Exiting your car, you see your fiancé loading her belongings into her car.
A Handful of Odd: Two
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,250. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Four tales of the absurd, from a Medusa infestation to a errant spaceship. By the author of 'A Cornucopia of odd', 'Severely Odd: A 2014 Collection' etc. Short stories/flash fiction Approx. 5,000 words total
Texas John Alden (Annotated Edition)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,320. Language: American English. Published: July 15, 2015 by Ronin Robot Press. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Texas John Alden is the story of Breckinridge Elkins and the various and sundry troubles that he innocently (but violently) fell into in his pursuit of the beautiful Betty Wilkinson. A classic of Western vernacular and spinning of tall tales. With Annotations by Barbara Flanagan
A Handful of Odd
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,570. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
Eight flash-fiction humour stories. Among them: Some werewolves have an unexpected encounter, a coup-de-etat is judged by a panel including far too many rubber ducks, and some curious inventions; this is a book for lovers of the surreal.
Something About a Sword and a Stone?
Price: Free! Words: 47,530. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
Join Uther Pendragon jerkass; his advisor Merlin, who's even worse; his knights Sir Ulfius and Sir Brastias, the Old Firm; and young Arthur, King of the Britons, and actually a pretty okay guy! This comic retelling of the first two books of Sir Thomas Malory's Le Morte D'Arthur also descibes Sir Balin and his weird quest to strike the Dolorous Blow and die tragically. It's a hoot and a half!
Ri-te Alto
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30. Language: Portuguese. Published: July 13, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Comics (nonfictional), Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tem imagens e fotos mas sem grandes textos com piadas longas. Certamente um ebook para passar um bom bocado a rir...
Literurbano.com
Price: Free! Words: 16,630. Language: Portuguese. Published: July 12, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Nonfiction » History » Africa
Este é o livro mais divertido que terá a oportunidade de ler na sua vida. Tipo... Histórias para rachar, pauladas, crónicas maradas e anedotas piradas com um style literário.
Reward: Stolen Planet
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,000. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Huckster overhears a couple of bumbling space truckers (Oliver & Stanley) mention a missing planet and smells "reward" so he insinuates himself into their dilemma and they go off chasing a planet that has been stolen! Yes, a stolen planet. A bit humorous science fiction short at 9,000 words.
The Diary of An Oyibo
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,160. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Family, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the journey of a mixed skin Nigerian raised in a dysfunctional home. Misguided and yearning for acceptance from society and his mediocre parents, Nolan goes at extreme lengths to achieve his goals and decides to record the events in his life and seeks advice from his friend Jack as he does so..