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Sick and Twisted Cartoons by Gaspirtz
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Price: Free! Words: 50. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
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Sick and Twisted is a collection of funny cartoons and award-winning comics by Oliver Gaspirtz. His colorful artwork looks harmless and family friendly, reminiscent of early Disney cartoons. But his uncensored dark humor reminds of Gary Larson's single panel gag cartoons The Far Side.
A Robot, a Cyborg, and a Martian Walk into a Space Bar
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 43,880. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015 by Nomadic Delirium Press. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A Robot, a Cyborg, and a Martian Walk into a Space Bar is a serious literary work of science fiction and fantasy stories that looks to delve into...who are we trying to kid? This book is a collection of comedic science fiction and fantasy stories written by some truly talented authors. You'll be taken to alien bars, alien planets, and any funny place these authors could come up with.
Confessions Of An Adult Nerd: The Bay Area Blues (Vol.1)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,160. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Confessions Of An Adult Nerd celebrates the nerdy, yet eccentric life of a single 25-year-old English teacher named Halian. Somewhat tormented by her own clumsiness and obsession with libraries, Halian’s whimsical personality is put to the test when she meets the guy she didn't necessarily pray for. This guy is out of her league…or so she thinks.
The Burglar Who Counted the Spoons
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 84,670. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Ever since The Burglar on the Prowl in 2004, fans have been clamoring for a new book featuring the lighthearted & lightfingered Bernie Rhodenbarr. Now everybody's favorite burglar returns in an 11th adventure that finds him and his lesbian sidekick Carolyn Kaiser in a madcap adventure replete with a silver spoon, an F. Scott Fitzgerald manuscript, a priceless portrait, and a whole lot of buttons.
I Tied an Onion to my Belt
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Price: Free! Words: 800. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I tied an onion to my belt/ I tied a knot/ I'm tongue tied and terrified/ Then I tied an onion to my belt. The auto-complete function of our favourite search engine comes up with some funny little poems! This book has a collection of them.
Never Mind the Botox
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You set the price! Words: 74,140. Language: British English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It wasn’t simply the fact that I was sat by an outdoor swimming-pool watching a mum from Doncaster pretending to be the blonde one in Abba, nor that Agnetha and the other fake Swedes weren’t all that good. It wasn’t even that in recent months, I had seen both Mama Mia, and We Will Rock You, despicable acts that in another, previous life, would have seen me soundly, and deservedly thrashed .
William Shakespeare's "The Merry Wives of Windsor": A Retelling in Prose
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 41,100. Language: American English. Published: January 12, 2015. Category: Fiction » Classics
This is an easy-to-read version of William Shakespeare's comedy "The Merry Wives of Windsor."
How Painters Were Able to Win Naval Commanders
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What are the relations between the state and its army? Reasonable person would say that the army is in the service of civil society. But in some places it happens vice versa: the army sets the rules of life for ordinary citizens. How to change the thinking of military commanders? I tell about this in my novel.
Fistfight at Judas Gulch
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,630. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2015. Category: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier
Sardo Pat is an original Forty-Niner, and tells it like it was back in Gold Rush times
The Monkey Heist
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Series: Life is (almost) beautiful!, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 7,450. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A piercing gastritis, a cat to take to the vet, and a screaming monkey perched on a plum tree in my garden... and it was only ten o’ clock!
The Ghost in the Barbershop
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,600. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015 by Local Hero Press, LLC. Category: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier
A Muddy Creek short story set in the Weird Wild West. When Muddy Creek barber Angus discovers a vengeful spirit haunting his shop, shenanigans ensue as the town sheriff tries to figure out a way to dispose of a ghost.
Cosmic Tales #1: Resurrection
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Price: Free! Words: 4,190. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(4.00 from 1 review)
Piloting the battered Chromium Bullet, the robot assistant 234 collects a very important piece of cargo shut inside a sarcophagus. The Crew: Captain Phoenix Wingclipper, a scheming AWOL military pilot; Assistant 234, a hapless AWOL robotic co-pilot; Rodeena Salvoyant, a reptilian female negotiator; Elwood Makepeace, a reluctantly travelling earthman; Bink, a heroic small floating ball droid
Too Much Monkey Business
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Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A research lab is established to examine the Million Monkey theory. As time goes on, two students decide to hurry things along.
The Egret's Dream
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You set the price! Words: 9,770. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An array of short stories and poems that mostly relate to the West coast of Florida. They cover love, Florida critters and ruminations
Sweat Dreams
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Price: Free! Words: 3,150. Language: Australian English. Published: January 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dreams are just dreams, right? And as Jack Cadney says in my towering literary work "McCullock's Gold", how can dreams have any meaning when everything in them is so crazy? …And yet, on rare occasions, someone dreams some winning lottery numbers or which horse will win the Melbourne Cup. Oh yes. And for your information, a "Sydney Harbour" is the standard Australian unit of mega-gargantuan volume.
The Cowering Inferno
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Price: Free! Words: 830. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A comic book without pictures. Superheroine Akkadia must stop the villainous Moo Fan-chu's scheme to put Houston's restaurants out of business.
The Legend Of Blistering Billy Blaylock - Gunfighter: A Humorous Western Short Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,390. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier
You’ve heard the name…Blistering Billy Blaylock. You’ve heard about Billy’s career as a gunfighter. You may have even been told that the nickname “Blistering Billy” referred to Blaylock’s speed with a handgun. You have heard wrong. This story sets the legend straight, and explains why Billy was “Blistering”…and it has nothing to do with his gunfighting skills.
Blasting For Tomatoes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,850. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2015 by Salt Run Publishing LLC. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the city, you call them eccentrics. In small towns, they're our friends, neighbors, and even our fellow church members, but we love them just the same. Only in a small town will you hear How you doin'? and Did you hear about them boys trying to hijack a train last week? in the same breath. You will love and appreciate each and every person you meet in these true stories.
Bubba and the Ten Little Loonies
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,140. Language: English. Published: January 6, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Bubba is in the midst of wedding planning, or rather, Bubba is the midst of evading the wedding planner, when trouble comes looking for him. David Beathard AKA The Purple Singapore Sling AKA Bad Black Dog McGee AKA a whole new improved persona is afraid something awful is happening out at the mental institute. Book 6 of the Bubba Mysteries
Hit and Nun
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Series: A Lucille Mystery. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,940. Language: English. Published: January 6, 2015 by Beyond the Page Publishing. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
The hilarious Lucille Mazzarella is back, and this time she’s investigating a murder linked to her favorite pizzeria. When the fifty-something housewife goes undercover at a restaurant to solve the case, she quickly learns that if the killer doesn’t get her, the calories will.