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Put Down Your Damn Phone Already
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Price: $7.95 USD. Words: 34,030. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2014 by SpeakFree Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you are in a relationship and your partner has threatened to shove your phone somewhere. If you have felt completely hopeless when your cellphone battery died and you weren’t anywhere close to a charger. If you look at your cellphone before even sitting up in bed. This book is for you.
Stories To Tell Your Dog
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,730. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2014 by Tinderbox Publishing Ltd. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An illustrated book for dogs, and humans of all ages. The 18 stories are aimed at people engaging with their dogs and are peppered with what could be described as canine trigger-words. Words that most dogs respond to instinctively. Dogs love to be told stories, and fortunately adults and children love the stories as much as the dogs do. Children who are reluctant readers read happily to a dog.
Don't Say No
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 52,220. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2014 by Hearts Desire Press. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Mixing business with pleasure has never been so much fun. Amber’s life sucks. Her ex got her thrown out of college, then fired from her job. Jaeger is all business when he hires Amber to check out the spa he’s purchasing. Amber can’t see how she fits into Jaeger’s world, and he’s too uptight to ever fit into hers. Is her life going down in flames all over again?
Journey to Zhangdong
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Price: $49.99 USD. Words: 41,820. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This novel is about the adventure, trials and triumph of a man who traveled to the far land of Xiamen.
God and the Squirrels
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 27,370. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the very first “bizarro fiction” by T.K. Wade, an insurance salesman named Robert was turned into a squirrel by God himself in order to teach him a lesson. During his time as a forest rodent, he must learn how to get along in a cartoon village of squirrels and ultimately find a way to get God to change him back. Fun, comedy, and even the absurd abound in “God and the Squirrels” by T.K. Wade.
Sweet Hornets
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 37,380. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All the characters in this story are the usual sterotypes such as one might have seen in the horror films.
Robot Rebel
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 34,770. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Can you imagine a human baby born in a Robot world? Well, Mr. Clay could. This book you can't resist. It is a true adventure story that happened in the year 3006, and tells what happened when this real baby grows up and the computer finds out that he's not a robot like everybody else.
Little Red Cloud and the Americans
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 71,700. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Here is a story with humour, about a Native American Tribe living at a time in America during the rush to the West, and the take over of land from the white settlers.
Imperfectly Criminal
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 67,540. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Freya Morgan thought it would be a great idea to hire the bad boy on campus to beat up her douchebag ex. Fast forward a few months, and the bad boy she hired is in trouble, and it's sort of her fault. After all, she started the trend of all the ladies on campus hiring him to do their dirty work. Now, two of the boys he was hired to beat are dead and he's the prime suspect.
Flying the Coop: The Video Game Mystery Novel
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Series: The Gamer Mystery Series. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 65,850. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Game designer Bernard Walker finds his world taken hostage when police fail to solve a grisly murder. Desperate to get his life back, he deploys his San Francisco startup's game-design technology—backed by jalapeño-infused hot dogs from a local minimart—to hunt down a highly elusive murderer, in a hilarious battle of wit, cunning, and vastly different tastes in hot dogs and tofu.
Twelve Days To Christmas
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,640. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Rosanne, Dorrie, Ethel and Charmaine are four Seniors – friends – each battling with their own problems. Why shouldn’t they battle together? The ditzy, loveable, oldies face their first Christmas challenge together, with every one of the twelve days before Christmas causing hilarious situations to be dealt with in their inimitable down-to-earth style...
Midget Bones Diary
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,950. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2014 by Puppy Care Education. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Year I Went From Shelter Oldie to my Forever Home. My diary follows the trials and tribulations as I adjust to life outside the shelter that had been my home for many satisfying years. Being fostered and playing happy pet families was not something ‘The Bones’ had planned on. While you can indeed teach old dogs new tricks we don’t take kindly to change.
Sam Jenkins Novelette Mysteries Collection 2
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 103,210. Language: English. Published: November 8, 2014 by MindWingsAudio. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Police Procedural
This is Collection 2 of published novelettes by Wayne Zurl of the popular series about Police Chief Sam Jenkins of Prospect, Tennessee. Each case presents the reader with compelling circumstance, Zurl’s brand of wit and Jenkins’ justice.
Fatal Chocolate Obsession
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Series: Death by Chocolate. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 62,880. Language: English. Published: November 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
A bouquet of roses, a bottle of wine, a crystal butterfly…and a dead man in the alley behind Death by Chocolate. Gifts for Lindsay, left in the middle of the night. Is her ex-husband Rick between girlfriends and pursuing her again? Did he leave the roses and wine? He has done the out-of-season Santa Claus thing before. But when the crystal butterfly appears, Rick is in the hospital.
That Disney Summer
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 35,720. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
Young Walt Farquhar, lifelong classic Disney fan, pursues his dream of working the summer in the Magic Kingdom at Disney World... ...but soon learns that it takes more than wishing upon a star to make dreams come true.
The Sweetest Sound
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Series: River Bend. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 35,090. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2014 by The Tule Publishing Group. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Orthopedic surgeon Dr Charlie Barnett barely has time to buy new socks, let alone time to fall in love. Spanish street musician Ramona Garrido-Lopez isn’t looking for love, either. With her parents depending on her, their only child, all she really wants is to make them happy. Despite the sparks that fly between them, she and Charlie couldn’t possibly be serious about each other... could they?
Palm Castle
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 45,230. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The story of eccentricity and strange doings in an accounting/tax preparation firm in central Florida. And even stranger doings in the bar down the street… Say goodbye to the stereotypical boring, stuffed-shirted, dull, folks who populate your average accounting office. Now it’s time to meet the zany, madcap, wacky folks who work at H. B. Abercorn, and drink at the Blue Midget Taproom after hours.
Sarcasm is My Superpower
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 32,590. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Social Issues
Only one more year to survive High School. It would be so much easier if Petunia could sit back and let the bullies take out their cruelty on Marilyn. Who had the body of every girl's dreams, only she wasn't a boy, but a girl. Loathed by the students, feared by the administration. Petunia was her only friend. Together, they may just make it through.
Ghosts of the Queen Mary
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 52,080. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Toots, a writer of sexy romance novels, and Max, both in their sixties, enjoy a weekend “cruise” on the Queen Mary, a ship docked for forty years in Long Beach, California and thought to be haunted. At dinner in Sir Winston's Restaurant, the couple experience a ghost sighting of their own. It's the Duke and Duchess of Windsor!
DEAD Collection
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 181,790. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2014 by Musa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
6 Stories in one! DEAD Awake, DEAD Faint, DEAD Hunter, DEAD Memory, DEAD Hot, DEAD Santa