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Once Upon A Tyme
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Price: Free! Words: 72,540. Language: English. Published: June 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's Tom Tyme's sixty-fifth birthday and all he wants to do is collect his pension, go home, take the phone off the hook, sit in his old deckchair, in his old shed, and wait for the pub to open. That is what Tom wants to do. Fate on the other hand has other ideas. Once Upon A Tyme is a comedy about a grumpy time travelling pensioner and aimed at the teen to adult market.
The Arabian Nights Like Never Before
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 63,150. Language: British English. Published: June 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A non-stop flow of hilarity which veers far from the original. It lampoons life and makes you realise there are more laughable things under the sky than are dreamed of in your philosophy. It's all about a cuckolded king whose grief turns him nuts ... from pistachio to macadamia to cashew ... until he is saved from his own madness by the machinations of a highly ingenious lass ...
Sammlung der Leidenschaften
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Price: $10.99 USD. Words: 69,240. Language: German. Published: June 3, 2014 by CARPATHIAN GUIDE Books. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
In schnellem, fast rasantem Tempo erzählt Natalka Sniadanko eine leichte, unterhaltsame, teils sogar autobiographische Geschichte – ihre Sammlung der Leidenschaften.
Wishing - Crazy In Love Series - Book 4
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 65,850. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Violet goes to Alaska to be Mike's pretend girlfriend to ward off crazy potential wives his mother tosses in his path.
Cutthroat Vampire: 4-Book Set
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 119,380. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Horror! Fantasy! Dark humor! All in one book. Includes: Filipino Vampire, Cutthroat Heroes, Ghost City, Aloha Mannequins, and a preview of Transdolphin (aka The Weredolphin).
Friends Without Benefits
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 125,570. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Elizabeth Finney is almost always right about everything: boy bands are undervalued by society, "benefits" are better without friendship, and the sun has set on her once-in-a-lifetime chance for true love. But when Elizabeth's plans are disarmed by the irritatingly charismatic Nico Manganiello- her former nemesis- she finds herself struggling to maintain the electric fence around her heart.
The Bawl Game
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 81,790. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Frustrated Cincinnati Soapsuds owner Geoffrey W. Furst is fed up with trying to compete as a small market franchise and just plain disgusted with athletes and their multi-million-dollar fixed contracts that get paid regardless of performance. But he has a plan: pay-for-play. What could go wrong? 25 players for just 9 positions, to begin with. And that's just the start of the chaos.
Under Wraps
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Price: Free! Words: 40,490. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
When a tabloid writer is assigned to dig some dirt on an A-list movie star, she ends up digging too far - and quite possibly her own grave…
Dance of Chaos
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 69,900. Language: Australian English. Published: May 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 1 review)
Lazy, frivolous, conceited and totally self centred, Fiona MacDougall is not an asset to the workforce. When she applies for a transfer to the Infotech department of her company, she does so only in order to get an afternoon off work.
Hoaxers
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 65,770. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2014 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Kearny and Donny MacGregor are famous hoaxers whose lineage can be traced to a long line of conmen and tricksters. Hours before the brothers perform a successful crop circle hoax, they are approached about creating an earth light hoax for the mayor of Stony Creek, the Bigfoot capital of northern California. Hilarity ensues.
In Search of the Timid Tree Trout
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 38,010. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
Out of the blue Boston Mcleash inherits a letter, a map and a dazzling fish scale from an unknown Great Uncle. His quiet, safe and unassuming life is about to change forever. He must travel to the island of Karambap and save the timid tree trout from extinction. His journey and adventure is full of danger and wonder. This humorous ecological adventure will appeal to readers of all ages.
Positive Zero
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Price: $1.52 USD. Words: 77,440. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Barry Strout was only trying to “build a platform,” but now the literary agent who hates his stories refuses to leave the hole Barry jack-hammered in his kitchen floor. Let the agent spend Halloween in the hole if she wants—Barry is just waiting for his ex-girlfriend (a crisis negotiations team leader) to stop chucking throw-phones and share her vulnerabilities with him so he can finally propose.
Welcome To The First Day
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 193,450. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
(5.00 from 1 review)
A Special Forces vet battles for survival on the first day of the zombie apocalypse. He must rescue his pregnant wife in the midst of a San Francisco cityscape teeming with red-eyed monsters, find supplies to aid in survival, and locate a place of refuge with food, water and loads of weapons for his fellow survivors--all before succumbing to the effects of being bitten in the first hour of ZDay.
Six For Seven (A South African Dinner)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 63,900. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
What are you served for dinner while in the company of a lecherous reverend, an aging beauty queen, a gay lottery presenter, a guru, a shrink, a few reporters, and an odd assortment of South African parodies? Why, dinner of course! The rest is just dessert! Do join us!
Smiles
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 30,640. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
We know smiles are hard to come by and we could easily say ‘well, yes, it’s hard to smile because of what’s going on in the world ... but, people have been saying that for a very long time. The way we figure is, if you can smile in the times when it seems to be a difficult face contortion and an even more difficult image for the mind to play host to; your amusement is our intention.
The Aunt Paradox
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Series: Reeves and Worcester Steampunk Mysteries, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,290. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2014 by Book View Cafe. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk
HG Wells has a problem. His Aunt has borrowed his time machine and won’t give it back. Now she’s rewriting history! Reggie Worcester, gentleman’s consulting detective, and his automaton valet, Reeves, are hired to retrieve the machine and put the timeline back together. But things get complicated. Dead bodies start piling up behind Reggie’s sofa. This 100 page novella is the third in the series.
Tattooed Lesbian Jailbird and other Chronicles
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Price: Free! Words: 37,410. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A must read for the short story fan who likes to be entertained and mentally challenged. This compendium is a heterogeneous collection of stories. Those who enjoy humor and intrigue will find much to enjoy. Most of the offerings herein are diverting and cheerful. However beware approaching sections toward the end. These have material of controversial, contemporary, subject matter.
Nasty Pasty
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Price: $10.15 USD. Words: 98,290. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the sleepy north coast fishing village of Tredogend, TV star super-chef ‘Huge!’ larges his way into town with his simpering, sycophantic media circus in tow. Huge!, a swaggering pasty-grasping fake, is intent on bulldozing his celebrity through centuries of Cornish culture and identity in his lust to wrest the secret alchemy of the pasty from the Cornish.
The Puppy Tales -or- It's a Dog's Life -or2- How I Survive, Knowing Almost Half of My Pets Can Probably Beat Me at Chess
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Price: $7.95 USD. Words: 91,570. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Border Collies, Shelties, and a Golden Retriever. ...three of the six top breeds on the Canine IQ chart. We accidentally stumbled into the fact that you need to be smarter than your dog. ...and if you're not, you'd better have two of them. The Puppy Tales are stories about pack dynamics, both canine and human. ...and my survival thereof.
Arancio
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 34,040. Language: Italian. Published: May 21, 2014 by Meligrana Giuseppe Editore. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Esmusséin, Islanda. Tommaso Arancio, maestro di tango, conosce la grassona, la donna più ricca d’America. La grassona squadra Tommaso e se ne innamora pazzamente, offrendogli un lavoro nella redazione del suo giornale, il Baja Topón Post. Così si trasferisce così a Baja Topón, dove dovrà vedersela con le avances della grassona e coi personaggi d’ogni sorta che incontra.