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150 Totally Fresh Fully Mint School Jokes Bru!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A wise man once told me that 'a school is like a pop tart inverted in a chicken window'. Whilst I cannot ensure that you will be imparted with such wisdom by enjoying these 150 totally fresh fully mint school jokes... I know you will at least have a laugh :)... bru.
A Your Side of Midnight Short: A Spirited Christmas
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Price: Free! Words: 6,150. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
T'was the week before Christmas and all through the house, a ghost and a woman fought while Sabaste got soused. The stockings were hung off the mailbox without care, and all through the valley was nothing but warfare.
Best New Jokes Ever
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Price: $10.00 USD. Words: 5,450. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This are the Best New Jokes Ever heard or read. You will laugh forever.Your will for sure leave laughing. This are real time Jokes.Love jokes? Here's of the best! All your favorites including the best
Best New Jokes Ever
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Price: $10.00 USD. Words: 5,450. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Your will for sure leave laughing. This are real time Jokes.
Are You A Jerk?
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,040. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Are you a jerk? Of course not. It’s always the other guy who is a jerk. What if you’re already a jerk, but just don’t know it yet? After all, most jerks think that they’re God’s gift to everybody, and the thought of being a jerk never entered their minds. To find out if you are a jerk and to what degree, take the test in this book. If you want to be a jerk, then just follow the tips. Good luck.
Wonka Presents! The Story of Joe's Christmas - Part One
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Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,750. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
At last it's Christmas and a magic tale awaits, Joe's Christmas, approved by Wonka and fully illustrated by Owner. In this Twelfth book in the series we meet Joe and his Mum again, but from Christmas past. There is Neddy rocking horse to take you through this magical tale and the mystery of the Returns Dept! Our Christmas gift from Us to You for wishes really do come true! Part one of three. x
The Short, Spectacular Indie-Publishing Career of Matilda Walter
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Price: Free! Words: 7,320. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this twist on the classic story by Thurber, downtrodden direct mail list clerk Walter Mitty dreams of achieving fame and fortune as a self-published romance author . Her colleague Jonathan is eager to assist, which is handy since Wally is better at imagining success than actually sitting down and writing. A short romantic comedy.
Sussie red die Renoster (Boek #4: Ouma op Reis)
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Series: Ouma op Reis. Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: Afrikaans. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Ons kan nie eers 'n plastiekrenoster red nie!" is Sussie se moedelose gesug. Maar Sussie gooi nie maklik tou op nie en niemand gaan haar keer as sy reeds 'n besluit geneem het nie.
The Project
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Price: Free! Words: 1,420. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The project is real and is seeded with a little humor. It is intended to lighten your soul, give you a chuckle to start your day. Follow the path of the project, even among the humor there are things to learn. One finds out a project is never just a project, life comes at you from all directions and one just has to accept and work through it.
The Shelf on the Elf: Holiday Leftovers
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Price: Free! Words: 9,950. Language: American English. Published: December 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
THE SHELF ON THE ELF collects five off-beat, humorous holiday essays and short stories by New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer, one of which ("Hunting Season") was written exclusively for the collection. This book has it all: Santa Claus, holiday pickles, knife-wielding maniacs.
Top 100 Ways to Ruin the Holidays
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sick of those in-laws asking you over every year? Tired of the kids expecting you to blow six months worth of paychecks on Christmas? Or maybe you just can't stomach the idea of another bite of Grandma's turkey. Whatever the reason, here are a hundred ways to make sure no one will ever want to spend the holidays with you again.
I Don't Drink Decaf
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,330. Language: British English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
Can bringing the wrong coffee be a reason for murder? It can if it is the final straw. Augusta and Diana have had enough of their husbands, The very deadly but sexy and glamorous Rachel can offer a way out. Follow them from conspiracy to plans to action. Can it really work out?
House of Ideas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,900. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Gerald Kappler moved to Los Angeles with dreams of becoming a famous writer. Little did he know that that success would come with the help of an extraordinary bathroom stall.
Tales From Behind The Fitting Room Curtain
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 12,170. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
Preparing for sales events, tills that don’t work, the last-minute Christmas shopper and customers who take their prayer mat into the fitting room... Just a few of the day-to-day challenges of working in retail. An amusing account of life from the other side of the curtain. For those who work in retail – and for those who just love to shop.
Shoestring Rider
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,500. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2014 by JMS Books LLC admin@jms-books.com. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Emma’s horse Wisdom doesn’t calm down in front of his fences even after private lessons with the barn instructor Ms. Larimar and the trainer gives up on her. Emma is desperate to solve the problem so she can compete her horse in one day events, but lacks the money to take her horse to a professional for help. Enter Jason Etaloni, horse trainer and television star.
Dr. Birnbrot’s Quantum Couch
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Price: Free! Words: 1,370. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
So what really becomes of that couch when you're not looking at it? Scientists may not like the truth.
The Rat Stomp
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Price: Free! Words: 2,890. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Abbie Joules is familiar with her older brother's earthy high jinks, but she is shocked to learn that he would share one of his strange ideas for a good time with his high society date. A night at the town dump on a double date, in his best friend's mother's pink Imperial, does not end well as the boys entertain their dates with The Rat Stomp.
The Button
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Price: Free! Words: 3,580. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When her petty office manager makes insidious attempts to break his subordinates spirits, Natalie finds herself locked in a battle of wits with the dimwitted for her dignity. A humorous short story about a bad boss and the down trodden office worker, where small things, make all the difference.
Kiss My Blarney Stone: Ghost of a Chance (Part 3 of a 3 Part Serial)
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Series: Kiss My Blarney Stone. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,700. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Historical
High-spirited romantic comedy with an Irish lilt and a sprinkle of magic (part 3 of a 3-part serial)… Tempers flare and love sizzles under the surface when spitfire Sharon O’Shaughnessy and the roguish Rory Egan become unwilling co-owners of a whimsical old mansion (which may or may not be haunted) on the west coast of Ireland.
Kiss My Blarney Stone: Tricks & Traps (Part 2 of a 3 Part Serial)
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Series: Kiss My Blarney Stone. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,870. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Historical
High-spirited romantic comedy with an Irish lilt and a sprinkle of magic (part 2 of a 3-part serial)… Tempers flare and love sizzles under the surface when spitfire Sharon O’Shaughnessy and the roguish Rory Egan become unwilling co-owners of a whimsical old mansion (which may or may not be haunted) on the west coast of Ireland.