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The Shelf on the Elf: Holiday Leftovers
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Price: Free! Words: 9,970. Language: American English. Published: December 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
THE SHELF ON THE ELF collects five off-beat, humorous holiday essays and short stories by New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer, one of which ("Hunting Season") was written exclusively for the collection. This book has it all: Santa Claus, holiday pickles, a knife-wielding man.
Top 100 Ways to Ruin the Holidays
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sick of those in-laws asking you over every year? Tired of the kids expecting you to blow six months worth of paychecks on Christmas? Or maybe you just can't stomach the idea of another bite of Grandma's turkey. Whatever the reason, here are a hundred ways to make sure no one will ever want to spend the holidays with you again.
I Don't Drink Decaf
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,330. Language: British English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » General
Can bringing the wrong coffee be a reason for murder? It can if it is the final straw. Augusta and Diana have had enough of their husbands, The very deadly but sexy and glamorous Rachel can offer a way out. Follow them from conspiracy to plans to action. Can it really work out?
House of Ideas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,900. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Gerald Kappler moved to Los Angeles with dreams of becoming a famous writer. Little did he know that that success would come with the help of an extraordinary bathroom stall.
Tales From Behind The Fitting Room Curtain
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 12,170. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
Preparing for sales events, tills that don’t work, the last-minute Christmas shopper and customers who take their prayer mat into the fitting room... Just a few of the day-to-day challenges of working in retail. An amusing account of life from the other side of the curtain. For those who work in retail – and for those who just love to shop.
Shoestring Rider
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,500. Language: English. Published: December 7, 2014 by JMS Books LLC admin@jms-books.com. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Emma’s horse Wisdom doesn’t calm down in front of his fences even after private lessons with the barn instructor Ms. Larimar and the trainer gives up on her. Emma is desperate to solve the problem so she can compete her horse in one day events, but lacks the money to take her horse to a professional for help. Enter Jason Etaloni, horse trainer and television star.
Dr. Birnbrot’s Quantum Couch
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Price: Free! Words: 1,370. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
So what really becomes of that couch when you're not looking at it? Scientists may not like the truth.
The Rat Stomp
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Price: Free! Words: 2,890. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Abbie Joules is familiar with her older brother's earthy high jinks, but she is shocked to learn that he would share one of his strange ideas for a good time with his high society date. A night at the town dump on a double date, in his best friend's mother's pink Imperial, does not end well as the boys entertain their dates with The Rat Stomp.
The Button
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Price: Free! Words: 3,580. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When her petty office manager makes insidious attempts to break his subordinates spirits, Natalie finds herself locked in a battle of wits with the dimwitted for her dignity. A humorous short story about a bad boss and the down trodden office worker, where small things, make all the difference.
Kiss My Blarney Stone: Ghost of a Chance (Part 3 of a 3 Part Serial)
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Series: Kiss My Blarney Stone. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,700. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Historical
High-spirited romantic comedy with an Irish lilt and a sprinkle of magic (part 3 of a 3-part serial)… Tempers flare and love sizzles under the surface when spitfire Sharon O’Shaughnessy and the roguish Rory Egan become unwilling co-owners of a whimsical old mansion (which may or may not be haunted) on the west coast of Ireland.
Kiss My Blarney Stone: Tricks & Traps (Part 2 of a 3 Part Serial)
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Series: Kiss My Blarney Stone. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,870. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Historical
High-spirited romantic comedy with an Irish lilt and a sprinkle of magic (part 2 of a 3-part serial)… Tempers flare and love sizzles under the surface when spitfire Sharon O’Shaughnessy and the roguish Rory Egan become unwilling co-owners of a whimsical old mansion (which may or may not be haunted) on the west coast of Ireland.
Kiss My Blarney Stone: War Games (Part 1 of a 3 Part Serial)
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Series: Kiss My Blarney Stone. Price: Free! Words: 14,630. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Historical
High-spirited romantic comedy with an Irish lilt and a sprinkle of magic (part 1 of a 3-part serial)… Tempers flare and love sizzles under the surface when spitfire Sharon O’Shaughnessy and the roguish Rory Egan become unwilling co-owners of a whimsical old mansion (which may or may not be haunted) on the west coast of Ireland.
The Green Twinkie
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Price: Free! Words: 330. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story about when I found a green Twinkie.
Mustard Urine
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Price: Free! Words: 220. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Recently I was exploring the furthest reaches of the galaxy, in my mind.
Naturalist Thoughts
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Price: Free! Words: 420. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Transgressional
A short story that very briefly explores man's relationship with nature.
Transference
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,140. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short story, 14 pages. O'Neill moves to Brisbane and opens a karate studio. Suffering from insomnia when Azure leaves him, he seeks help from a psychiatrist, expecting to meet "some old git who looks like Sigmund Freud". Dr West turns out to be young and beautiful. Bit by bit he begins to transfer his affections to her. By the time Azure returns, he's become obsessed with Dr West. 4,350 words.
What A Fart
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Price: Free! Words: 120. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A humorous musing of sorts.
The Confessions of a Vegan Maneater
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,530. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Confessions of a Vegan Maneater is my poetic collection of silly short stories, aggressive seductions and vegan drink recipes. Experience love infused with humor.
The Devil & the Dishwater
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,270. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Terrence always gets stuck with the washing up. But, really, the enormous dollop of mould in the kitchen sink should be the last straw. Shouldn’t it? It really should . . . if only Terrence could somehow find a way—supernatural or otherwise—to make his housemates see that. An oddball story about male pride, and mould. The Devil & the Dishwater: A Short Story.
SkyDie
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Price: Free! Words: 2,820. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
‘SkyDie’ is a disturbing short comedy and a parody of backpacker culture. The reader sees Liam, an average backpacker, witness his friends’ gruesome fall from grace thanks to a horrific skydiving accident. Fearing police intervention, and despite numerous setbacks along the way, Liam is nevertheless determined in his grand plan: to dispose of the bodies and to get home as soon as he can.