Fiction » Humor & comedy » General

Higher Than A Hitman
By
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 10,350. Language: Canadian English. Published: October 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
This is no ordinary book. This book breaks almost all the rules that a typical author has. Think of it as the "Naked Gun" of books or the "South Park" of novels. It is about a hitman who encounters a very crazy conspiracy on one of his missions. I don't want to give away the rest, but lets just say he meets some very interesting characters, fights a lot of bad guys and gets the girl.
Stroke and Counterstroke
By
Series: Tall Tales From the Liar’s Bench Collection Funny Story CollectionTall. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,640. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2014 by Mossy Feet Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It started with a dead pig’s head and went downhill from there. The humorous short story collections Five More Tales from the Liars Bench and Ten Tales From the Liars Bench contain this funny short story.
Four Short Stories
By
Price: $14.99 USD. Words: 8,980. Language: English. Published: October 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Enjoy four great short stories, including The Contest, Broken Leg, Peter Wants Din-Din and an exquisite sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Not only that, but two surprise stories are included in this book just because I thought they were hilariously bad.
The Demon Who Dreamed He Was a Boy (Single)
By
Price: Free! Words: 8,990. Language: English. Published: October 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.00 from 1 review)
When a 9,000 year-old demon becomes bored during his vacation, he crashes a major party, only to have his carefully constructed identity start to fall apart. His name is Kroll. Just Kroll. Even for a demon he's a bit odd.
Merry Gatormas
By
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's almost Christmas, and while a girl may think she's going to be celebrating Christmas, she gets washed up in the sewer instead to find herself celebrating "Gatormas" with a bunch of gators. Will she get out unharmed? Or will you die laughing before you could find out?
Louise (with 'Freelance Winner')
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,190. Language: English. Published: September 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In a world where only four 'types' of people exist -- Lucy, Emily,Chris and David -- one Lucy Stallow ventures to buy herself Lucy clothes. She spies an Emily wearing clothes she would love to wear, the temptation to break the social norm becoming too strong. Will she challenge the norm and experiment with her identity? Approx. 4,500 words, alongside 'Freelance Winner', approx. 4,000 words.
Irresistible Impulse and Other Short Stories
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,980. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A well-read robot, an ice cream loving ghost, and a redheaded avatar as well as ordinary mortals longing for love are all here in this collection of humorous short stories by award-winning author Barbara Alfaro.
But Dad Never Listened to Danny Brown
By
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 16,190. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A man wakes up one day and begins worrying that he is turning into his abusive dad.
Humanity Was Delicious
By
Price: Free! Words: 9,850. Language: American English. Published: September 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Imagine you are the werewolf who ate the last human. What will you eat now? More importantly, how are you going to get off this alien ship?
Non sono Bukowski
By
Price: $2.55 USD. Words: 15,420. Language: Italian. Published: September 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Una raccolta di brevi racconti umoristici in cui si prende spunto da alcuni titoli della produzione bukowskiana per sbrigliare la fantasia. Si narrano ad esempio le peripezie di un giovinastro che tenta di rapinare le Poste ed è sedotto dalla postina; di un Romeo sordo e un po’ tonto, concupito da una Giulietta assai intraprendente; di un Leopardi che scrive poesie perché non riesce...
The Imaginary Invasion
By
Price: Free! Words: 11,350. Language: American English. Published: September 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
When our reality is invaded by extra-dimensional beings, imaginary characters may be humanity’s only hope.
The Steady Decline of Nice People
By
Price: Free! Words: 8,190. Language: American English. Published: September 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever notice...the steady decline of nice people? Are you bumping into w-a-y more nasty people? You're not hallucinating. Half the planet is in a snit. This short story reveals the root of rudeness. One rogue is bringing down the planet. You are about to meet Master Ellsworth Bazarsky, the world's worst person, the dark architect of our crummy apocalypse. Warning: you may lose bladder control.
The Accidental Proposal (Short Story)
By
Series: What You're Proposing, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,700. Language: British English. Published: September 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
One guy, one mystery, one very wrong conclusion ... Luca has walked out on his band in the middle of their American tour and headed off to New Orleans. Disgraced gossip columnist Gaby is determined to find out why, while her sister Pris is equally determined to have the best holiday ever. The Accidental Proposal is just under 10,000 words and should take you about 30 minutes to read.
We Are Not All Winners
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,510. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This collection of humorous short stories focuses on those everyday moments that too often are overlooked such as when a child receives a medical diagnosis that he is an asshole; a stone statue comes alive with the sole intent of playing bingo; the struggles a spy undergoes when choosing his own torture method; the garage sale purchase of Howie Mandel.
The Choice
By
Price: Free! Words: 310. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is another one of my silly stories. They are just made for fun and your entertainment. Hope you enjoy it :)
TerMANation
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,430. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Lighthearted sci-fi action with a tough fighting heroine. Ridden with guilt after accidentally killing her abusive boyfriend, former gang leader Jilly Bean only wants to live her life in peace. But when a men's rights group determines that justice has not been served, she finds herself the target of their killer robot - the TerMANator.
My Little Book of Big Bugbears
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,750. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
My Little Book of Big Bugbears is a short and extremely humorous poetry book about all those things we see and deal with in our daily lives, from work to the new generation of teenagers and their silly lingo! Enjoy and laugh along with P. A. Hayden with his fabulous nursery rhymes for grumpy grown-ups!
Five Stories From the Liar's Bench
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 13,110. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2014 by Mossy Feet Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These five tall tales from master humorist, K. K. Ricky are anything but true. The humorous short story collection Ten Tales of the Liar’s Bench will include these five yarns.
Concrete Myths and Cardboard Cut-outs; Or: I'm Too Much the Romantic (and the DSM-V is right to clinically diagnose me)
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The premise is one that has been used many times before: the office drone starting to question things. But I focus on other things too, in this one. Exploring the role Art plays in our psyche, for example. Somewhat tongue-in-cheek, but fun! Have you ever thought that maybe you were unfairly denying yourself the experience of passion? If so, maybe you'll like this short short story
The Ghost & Captain Kirk
By
Price: Free! Words: 2,520. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
In this speculative, whimsical story, a lonely writer has a chance encounter with an entity and a celebrity.