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The Diary of a Toiletgoer
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Price: Free! Words: 53,780. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This humble diary follows the trials and tribulations of an office worker as he relates his toilet misadventures over the course of a year. Frustrations with dirty toilets, train toilets and constipation; musings on whether to sit or stand; run-ins with noisy neighbours; toilets from a historical perspective; black-outs mid-toilet and caught-without-paper-scenarios - as well as an all out toilet
Humanity Was Delicious
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Price: Free! Words: 9,850. Language: American English. Published: September 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Imagine you are the werewolf who ate the last human. What will you eat now? More importantly, how are you going to get off this alien ship?
The Imaginary Invasion
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Price: Free! Words: 11,350. Language: American English. Published: September 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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When our reality is invaded by extra-dimensional beings, imaginary characters may be humanity’s only hope.
The Steady Decline of Nice People
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Price: Free! Words: 8,190. Language: American English. Published: September 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever notice...the steady decline of nice people? Are you bumping into w-a-y more nasty people? You're not hallucinating. Half the planet is in a snit. This short story reveals the root of rudeness. One person is bringing down the planet. You are about to meet Master Ellsworth Bazarsky, the world's worst person, the dark architect of our crummy apocalypse. Warning: you may lose all bladder control.
The Choice
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Price: Free! Words: 310. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is another one of my silly stories. They are just made for fun and your entertainment. Hope you enjoy it :)
Concrete Myths and Cardboard Cut-outs; Or: I'm Too Much the Romantic (and the DSM-V is right to clinically diagnose me)
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You set the price! Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The premise is one that has been used many times before: the office drone starting to question things. But I focus on other things too, in this one. Exploring the role Art plays in our psyche, for example. Somewhat tongue-in-cheek, but fun! Have you ever thought that maybe you were unfairly denying yourself the experience of passion? If so, maybe you'll like this short short story
The Ghost & Captain Kirk
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Price: Free! Words: 2,520. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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In this speculative, whimsical story, a lonely writer has a chance encounter with an entity and a celebrity.
make it funny
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Price: Free! Words: 2,920. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
this book contains jokes about different topics in life. It makes you laugh and smile. it also give you some educational information in a form of humor. This is the first part of it. It will be the second one later.
Harvey The Indian: The Man Who Wouldn't Leave
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Price: Free! Words: 2,490. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Harvey is visited by a Caucasian man who wants spiritual healing from a First Nations man, but Harvey isn't the type of Indian to believe in spirits.
Sun on the Rocks - All-Girl - The Cuban Renegade.
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Series: Sun on the Rocks, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 23,830. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When precious metals agent Cubandor and teleoperator Clarity Nice reach the northern island of Cayo Coco in Cuba, a group of revolutionary Cuban security guards working for colonel Swarez da Silva, men known as Marrulleros, arrest them as counter-revolutionary elements, and send them to a high profile prison, in the name of a new revolution which the colonel hopes, will lead him to power in Cuba.
The Fruitcake
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Price: Free! Words: 2,250. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
(5.00 from 1 review)
A humorous short story about the dreaded holiday classic. Retirement is not what Robert expected. His wife feeds him twigs and is afraid of mailbox bombs. If that's not enough a fruitcake shows up on his doorstep. Fruitcakes may be a Southern tradition, but it's one Robert can do without.
Kiss a Girl in the Rain
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Series: Take a Chance, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 51,430. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
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In this sexy, humorous contemporary romance, a lost dog brings together a wealthy drifter and a small town doctor and changes all their lives forever. Evan Chance is a man out to complete the bucket list he made as a kid, starting with ride a motorcycle across America. Caitlyn Sorenson is the sexy country doctor standing in his way. Or is she the dream he’s been searching for?
Surviving Foaling Season
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Price: Free! Words: 4,150. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2014 by Salt Run Publishing LLC. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Your mare is entering her nineteenth month of pregnancy (you and your vet may disagree on this point, but who has to live with her?) and you anticipate appearance of the new arrival almost any time. A humorous look at how to handle the waiting.
Kill The Cynic
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Series: Short Misadventures, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 3,230. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Margaret falls in lust with a building and is saved from making a fool of herself over it by an inquisitive friend and the unwitting drunken owner.
Episode 2 - On the Way to Work
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Price: Free! Words: 1,930. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Stop what you're doing. Look around. Is this it? Snap out of it. Check your watch. Get back to work. Do not attempt to be different. Blend in. Buy something. The cycle must continue ... or does it? One man has broken free. Join him in his search for enlightenment, inner peace, and a really good pair of trousers.
Thoughts on Underwear and other Essentials
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Price: Free! Words: 23,720. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Have a break and laugh a little at life, at someone else’s efforts to make head or tail out of it, at choices and their consequences, at grannies, children, pets and people who buy underwear.
Máquina do Tempo
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Price: Free! Words: 1,860. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Se um dia pudesses voltar atrás no tempo será que gostavas de mudar verdadeiramente alguma coisa? E se sim, será que valia a pena?
The Judgment of Paris
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Price: Free! Words: 16,460. Language: English. Published: September 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Euphorion, son of Aeschylus, will stop at nothing to outshine his father's glory in theater. Even if it means cheating!
Wherewolf
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Price: Free! Words: 57,880. Language: English. Published: September 4, 2014 by Creativia Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Do you enjoy adventure stories with a healthy dose of humor? Join Ollie and his crew in a hilarious supernatural adventure! Skullenia seems to be the last place that would need a detective agency. At least that is what Ollie thinks, until Count Jocular commissions him to help resolve a series of unexplained disappearances occurring within his realm.
Je suis ton père - Episode I
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Price: Free! Words: 5,650. Language: French. Published: September 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tu peux raccrocher le sabrelaser et troquer la Batmobile contre un monospace : ta femme est enceinte. Quand un geek débute son apprentissage de la paternité, ça donne la série JE SUIS TON PÈRE. Bercé à la science-fiction, au cinéma de Spielberg et Lucas, et visiteur littéraire assidu de la Terre du Milieu, l'homme voit ses repères chamboulés du jour au lendemain.