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Seattle Giant Chicken Riding Tours
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Price: Free! Words: 8,850. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(3.00 from 1 review)
There are many ways to see many places in this vast and varied world. Seattle is no exception. Nestled along Elliot Bay as the shining star of the Great Northwest, and always at the forefront of technology, coffee, music, e-commerce, and aviation, the Puget Sound’s Finest is proud to bring you the latest in city exploration, the one of a kind, Seattle Giant Chicken Riding Tours.
Nine Weeks of Tweets
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Series: Tweets by @C_Brand_Author, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: British English. Published: July 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
A collection of 43 #vss tweets from @C_Brand_Author. #vss is the hashtag for 'very short stories'. There are several different prompts tweeted daily or weekly on twitter by different people. Some invite poetry as well as very short stories and some have a word limit.
Dave Trellis and the Allotments of Doom
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You set the price! Words: 83,820. Language: British English. Published: July 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Dave Trellis, world-weary steward of St Catherine’s allotments, copes nicely supporting the small, covert community of off-world visitors that live thereabouts. Dave just wants to get on, do some urgent lawn maintenance and get back to the misery. But first he must find a way to save the planet… Again. Welcome to the world of Dave Trellis…
Why We're Here
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Price: Free! Words: 1,930. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
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Four intrepid explorers have been sent to the Edge of the Universe, tasked with a critical mission. Hopefully, they will remember what it is.
Big Book, Little Book! Look! Look! Look!
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You set the price! Words: 890. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Concepts / General
A little book of big ideas, Dr. Theo writes about the joy of writing and reading for children. Have fun with the Doctor as he takes you over a sea of books on his little sail book.
The Dessie
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Series: From the Life and Times of Gilbert MacD, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2014 by Learning To Surf Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
It's about to destroy the Cosmos - the Everything! From The Life And Times Of Gilbert MacD.
Shaving Mr. Jacobs - Episode 2 : Applying Lather
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Series: Shaving Mr. Jacobs, episode 2 : Applying Lather. Price: Free! Words: 460. Language: English. Published: July 22, 2014 by Steve Campbell. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Johnny and Rebecca set out to try their first attempt on achieving the impossible....Shaving Mr. Jacobs
Rudy's Rock
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Series: The Adventures of Buck Stardust, Book 6. Price: Free! Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: July 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fans of Bill Haley and the Comets may be disappointed to learn he and his band do not appear anywhere in this story. It does however feature Buck Stardust, a scantily clad damsel in distress, and some creepy flesh-eating caterpillars. That and the Philippines only mountain ski lodge. So please enjoy.
Vandal Eyes
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Price: Free! Words: 7,790. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
You've seen them everywhere. Those little plastic googly eyes that turn everyday objects into adorable faces. Maybe you've seen them stuck to a poster, turning a regular photograph into an amusing parody of itself, but all this time, I bet you never suspected the sinister history of this simple folk art stable. Now the true story can be told. It's a tale of friendship, crafting supplies…and murder
A Carriage In The Rain
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Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Eric lives all the way up in Tacoma for a reason. He enjoys a hearty Northwestern rainstorm almost as much as he dislikes hearing you blather on about your kids. Save the small talk for someone else. Eric will take listening to the patter of rainfall any day, except for when it brings unexpected visitors to his doorstep.
Shaving Mr. Jacobs - Episode 1
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Series: Shaving Mr. Jacobs, Episode 1. Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2014 by Steve Campbell. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Beard is what Mr. Jacobs considered a symbol for prosperity...unfortunately his daughter's love had some problem with that:) The start of romantic comedy where the hero and heroine get introduced to Mr. Jacobs.
Feeding the Dragon
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Price: Free! Words: 6,640. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2014 by MyVoice Publishing Ltd. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
(5.00 from 1 review)
Wu Gui is a little girl in the Ancient Kingdom of Sung who is selected by a monk from the monastery. She will be fed to the Dragon. "Feeding the Dragon is a delight. I defy the reader to keep a smile off their face."
GITT: Cumbria Trip
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Series: GITT, Book 11. Price: Free! Words: 1,460. Language: British English. Published: July 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Time for another Ronnie GITT adventure, he is off to Cumbria in honour to his wife, who sadly passed away weeks before they could go on a holiday together. As expected, Ronnie talks through his adventure, and never misses the opportunity to have a moan.
The Worm In A Red Sock
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Price: Free! Words: 580. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Stories in Verse
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The ridiculous story of a sock wearing worm and his adventure into the garden, meeting some unlikely friends!
God's Factory
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Price: Free! Words: 11,830. Language: British English. Published: July 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Arthur Godley, proprietor of Godley's Garden Gnomes and Godley Investments meets his maker in unusual circumstances and, in the process, learns a few costly lessons. A twenty first century version of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol".
Neurotica
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Price: Free! Words: 36,220. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Within these sixteen short stories you will travel into another dimension - a dimension of the mind. A journey into a fantastic realm where imagination knows no bounds. Where dreams and reality make strange bedfellows and logic and madness fight for the blanket. That's the signpost up ahead— your next stop, Neurotica!
Adam And Streve -- In the Beginning
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Price: Free! Words: 7,400. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The word is out. Another Dead Sea Scroll has been unearthed. And this one says the two mortals who first walked the earth were not a man and a woman, but two DUDES! Here's the account of how they met, fell in love, committed the grievous sin of disobedience (not concupiscence) and fell from from grace. Like they say, reading is believing ...
Rawan - A Comedy Short Story!
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You set the price! Words: 1,560. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: July 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the story of a simple Indian man. How his life was turned into hell within a week due to his friend Pawan (he usually calls him Rawan). Not a must read kinda story but you'll surely enjoy what you'll pay for.
Funeral For A Friend
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Series: The Adventures of Buck Stardust, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 3,040. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Death is a grim reality in the Philippine countryside. For Buck Stardust, it's even worse when he tries to bury the body.
The Comedy Roast of Adolf Hitler: Too Soon?
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Price: Free! Words: 3,750. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
There are many words that could be used to describe celebrity roasts, but "courteous" and "tasteful" are definitely not among them –especially not when the victim, er, guest of honor is one Adolf Hitler, better known as The Worst Person in the World. As it happens, it's also pretty hilarious. Too soon? You'll have to be the judge of that for yourself.