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Memoirs of a Furniture Physiologist
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Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Just a bit of Humor.
A Your Side of Midnight Short: A Spirited Christmas
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Price: Free! Words: 6,150. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
T'was the week before Christmas and all through the house, a ghost and a woman fought while Sabaste got soused. The stockings were hung off the mailbox without care, and all through the valley was nothing but warfare.
The Last Dragon Slayer
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Price: Free! Words: 41,390. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In a land far away the last dragon slayer seeks the last dragon. Unfortunately he's having an extended out-of-body experience and a really bad hair day due to a magical accident. Coupled with a violent but well-meaning king, a non-violent and evil wizard and pets that just won't shut up, this quest is turning into a farce, fast.
Heaven Nor Hell
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Price: Free! Words: 26,840. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Three journalism students stumble across something that could change the world. In the process, they make enemies of the Prime Minister and every pharmaceutical company on the planet - who all want what the students have - and of The Vatican, which would do everything in its power to stop the students' investigations.
Wonka Presents! The Story of Joe's Christmas - Part One
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Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,750. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
At last it's Christmas and a magic tale awaits, Joe's Christmas, approved by Wonka and fully illustrated by Owner. In this Twelfth book in the series we meet Joe and his Mum again, but from Christmas past. There is Neddy rocking horse to take you through this magical tale and the mystery of the Returns Dept! Our Christmas gift from Us to You for wishes really do come true! Part one of three. x
The Short, Spectacular Indie-Publishing Career of Matilda Walter
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Price: Free! Words: 7,320. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this twist on the classic story by Thurber, downtrodden direct mail list clerk Walter Mitty dreams of achieving fame and fortune as a self-published romance author . Her colleague Jonathan is eager to assist, which is handy since Wally is better at imagining success than actually sitting down and writing. A short romantic comedy.
Sussie red die Renoster (Boek #4: Ouma op Reis)
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Series: Ouma op Reis. Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: Afrikaans. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Ons kan nie eers 'n plastiekrenoster red nie!" is Sussie se moedelose gesug. Maar Sussie gooi nie maklik tou op nie en niemand gaan haar keer as sy reeds 'n besluit geneem het nie.
The Shelf on the Elf: Holiday Leftovers
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Price: Free! Words: 9,970. Language: American English. Published: December 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
THE SHELF ON THE ELF collects five off-beat, humorous holiday essays and short stories by New York Times bestseller Andrew Shaffer, one of which ("Hunting Season") was written exclusively for the collection. This book has it all: Santa Claus, holiday pickles, a knife-wielding man.
Crimson Fall
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Price: Free! Words: 58,050. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance
Carys Reilly has returned to her tiny hometown of Horca, California. While writing an article, Carys finds that Horca has a few surprises in its past. Fall is in the air, and as the weather gets colder, Horca heats up.
Dr. Birnbrot’s Quantum Couch
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Price: Free! Words: 1,370. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
So what really becomes of that couch when you're not looking at it? Scientists may not like the truth.
The Rat Stomp
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Price: Free! Words: 2,890. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Abbie Joules is familiar with her older brother's earthy high jinks, but she is shocked to learn that he would share one of his strange ideas for a good time with his high society date. A night at the town dump on a double date, in his best friend's mother's pink Imperial, does not end well as the boys entertain their dates with The Rat Stomp.
The Button
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Price: Free! Words: 3,580. Language: English. Published: December 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When her petty office manager makes insidious attempts to break his subordinates spirits, Natalie finds herself locked in a battle of wits with the dimwitted for her dignity. A humorous short story about a bad boss and the down trodden office worker, where small things, make all the difference.
Kiss My Blarney Stone: War Games (Part 1 of a 3 Part Serial)
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Series: Kiss My Blarney Stone. Price: Free! Words: 14,630. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Historical
High-spirited romantic comedy with an Irish lilt and a sprinkle of magic (part 1 of a 3-part serial)… Tempers flare and love sizzles under the surface when spitfire Sharon O’Shaughnessy and the roguish Rory Egan become unwilling co-owners of a whimsical old mansion (which may or may not be haunted) on the west coast of Ireland.
The Green Twinkie
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Price: Free! Words: 330. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short story about when I found a green Twinkie.
Mustard Urine
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Price: Free! Words: 220. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Recently I was exploring the furthest reaches of the galaxy, in my mind.
Naturalist Thoughts
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Price: Free! Words: 420. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Transgressional
A short story that very briefly explores man's relationship with nature.
What A Fart
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Price: Free! Words: 120. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A humorous musing of sorts.
SkyDie
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Price: Free! Words: 2,820. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
‘SkyDie’ is a disturbing short comedy and a parody of backpacker culture. The reader sees Liam, an average backpacker, witness his friends’ gruesome fall from grace thanks to a horrific skydiving accident. Fearing police intervention, and despite numerous setbacks along the way, Liam is nevertheless determined in his grand plan: to dispose of the bodies and to get home as soon as he can.
Johnny Eleven and Les Paul Heaven
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Price: Free! Words: 13,580. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Rock and Roll dreams. Johnny has them big time. The only problem is he's an awful guitar player. But an encounter with a special guitar made by a psychotic craftsman changes everything. For Johnny starts to become the guitar player of his dreams not realizing he's being stalked by a psychotic madman. But fate may be on his side for only the special guitar can decide who stays and who dies.
Heywood Fetcher
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Price: Free! Words: 78,240. Language: American English. Published: November 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Heywood Fetcher, an inquiring young man born during WWII, comes of age during the turbulent sixties. His journey through adolescence, teen years, military service in Vietnam, higher education, marriage, and, ultimately, fatherhood provides for many humorous stories. Heywood navigates the winding roads hoping they will lead him to a place of happiness and prosperity.