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Hitherby Dragons: the Original Performances, Chapter 3 Part 1: The Mini-People Making Machine
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You set the price! Words: 51,570. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2015 by Jenna Katerin Moran. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
A story about the emptiness, in its raw and original form.
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Price: Free! Words: 66,820. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When journalist Veda Jenkin stumbles across a secret society dedicated to restoring the rightful king of England, she finds herself drawn into another world, of rituals and saints, the Zen Jewish Blues, jazz, mathematical opera, Jacobean theatre, Velcro jumping, Argonauts and argonauts, Jason and JASOn, Bedekeepers and Beadkeepers, and learns that when the Jay comes, the king will be crowned.
Never Mind the Botox
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You set the price! Words: 74,140. Language: British English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It wasn’t simply the fact that I was sat by an outdoor swimming-pool watching a mum from Doncaster pretending to be the blonde one in Abba, nor that Agnetha and the other fake Swedes weren’t all that good. It wasn’t even that in recent months, I had seen both Mama Mia, and We Will Rock You, despicable acts that in another, previous life, would have seen me soundly, and deservedly thrashed .
Crimson Fall
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Price: Free! Words: 58,050. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Romance
Carys Reilly has returned to her tiny hometown of Horca, California. While writing an article, Carys finds that Horca has a few surprises in its past. Fall is in the air, and as the weather gets colder, Horca heats up.
Heywood Fetcher
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Price: Free! Words: 78,240. Language: American English. Published: November 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Heywood Fetcher, an inquiring young man born during WWII, comes of age during the turbulent sixties. His journey through adolescence, teen years, military service in Vietnam, higher education, marriage, and, ultimately, fatherhood provides for many humorous stories. Heywood navigates the winding roads hoping they will lead him to a place of happiness and prosperity.
Double Ex: A Romantic Comedy about Lost Love & Lookalikes
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Price: Free! Words: 60,290. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
A comedy about two heartbroken friends who pursue lookalikes of their exes but dramatically fall into a soul-stirring love affair.
High Spirits
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Price: Free! Words: 54,210. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Newly divorced Harley Straker is granted reasonable support while completing her historical romance novel. Imagine Harley's surprise when the replacement wife writes it first. Picture also the community's shock and surprise when an 18th century spirit materializes just in time to promote the new Mrs. Straker's book, resulting in a hilarious ghost hunt around a town gone mad with haunted fever.
Blue Blue City
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Price: Free! Words: 153,880. Language: Australian English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dear reader, witness the final abnegation of the beautiful English language. Cyborgs fight gods and elves in a white-knuckled narrative that pushes words beyond their very limits. Heaven and Earth shall burn as well-loved legends are degraded. Somewhere a war is waging, in a tomb bodies stir. I have never read this book. I wonder, dear reader, are you brave enough?
Unfortunate Roommates
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Price: Free! Words: 52,590. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jim is a former pop star who has kept to himself over the last few years. However, that is all about to change when his best friend leaves a one night stand at his house. Now, an unfortunate turn of events has them living together in order for him to have a career, and her a place to stay. Can Jim have any kind of love life with her in the picture, or will he be stuck with an unfortunate roommate?
Backward Compatible: A Gamer Geek Comedy
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Price: Free! Words: 66,060. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014 by OctoberLeaves. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For fans of The Guild and Scott Pilgrim comes a story of Xbox, Denny's, and awkward beginnings. Not too long ago, in a town that, depending on your current location, is either not super far or actually quite close… It is a time of chaotic hormones. Two nerdy gents home for winter break have discovered a female gamer at a midnight release.
The Diary of a Toiletgoer
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Price: Free! Words: 53,780. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This humble diary follows the trials and tribulations of an office worker as he relates his toilet misadventures over the course of a year. Frustrations with dirty toilets, train toilets and constipation; musings on whether to sit or stand; run-ins with noisy neighbours; toilets from a historical perspective; black-outs mid-toilet and caught-without-paper-scenarios - as well as an all out toilet
Kevin Cassidy - The Cassidy Chronicles
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Price: Free! Words: 105,310. Language: Australian English. Published: September 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
...being the questionable memoirs of a certain North Queensland high school boy on his 1950’s journey through the leafy glades of learning. But (shock horror!), it's in the first-person present tense, the mark of a rank amateur. Yet this was the only way I could make the story work, dear reader, and you, with your perspective and experience, will judge it for yourself - hopefully with a smile.
The Amish Spaceman
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Price: Free! Words: 75,980. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A comical road trip across the U.S. with a cast of surreal characters including a failed motivational speaker, a Kamchatkan runaway bride, a sock-crazed mafia boss, and cross-dressing parents.
Kiss a Girl in the Rain
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Series: Take a Chance, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 51,430. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
In this sexy, humorous contemporary romance, a lost dog brings together a wealthy drifter and a small town doctor and changes all their lives forever. Evan Chance is a man out to complete the bucket list he made as a kid, starting with ride a motorcycle across America. Caitlyn Sorenson is the sexy country doctor standing in his way. Or is she the dream he’s been searching for?
The Tao of Apathy
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You set the price! Words: 55,290. Language: English. Published: August 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Meet the members of St Jude's Hospital. You already know them. You work with them, but take a madcap meeting with them anyway. In this Catch-22 meets Scrubs story, you will learn the power of Apathy. Be one of the few, the disgraced, the apathetic.
Ying, Yang and Ambivalence
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Series: The Ambler's Odyssey, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 75,470. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
When Brick and Spiritwind drunkenly head out into the universe for a dance and takeaway food, they awake enrolled at Evil University, and after the Vice-Chancellor takes a liking to the pair's philosophy, he sets about making them the new ideological hope for all mischief.
Dave Trellis and the Allotments of Doom
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You set the price! Words: 83,820. Language: British English. Published: July 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.00 from 1 review)
Dave Trellis, world-weary steward of St Catherine’s allotments, copes nicely supporting the small, covert community of off-world visitors that live thereabouts. Dave just wants to get on, do some urgent lawn maintenance and get back to the misery. But first he must find a way to save the planet… Again. Welcome to the world of Dave Trellis…
Not Quite Beowulf
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Series: The Not Quite Histories of Beowulf. Price: Free! Words: 56,140. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
The truth behind the old legend! The honest story of the King, the Monster and the Hero; the real Beowulf revealed in a tale that puts the darkness back in the dark ages!
Once Upon A Tyme
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Price: Free! Words: 72,540. Language: English. Published: June 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
It's Tom Tyme's sixty-fifth birthday and all he wants to do is collect his pension, go home, take the phone off the hook, sit in his old deckchair, in his old shed, and wait for the pub to open. That is what Tom wants to do. Fate on the other hand has other ideas. Once Upon A Tyme is a comedy about a grumpy time travelling pensioner and aimed at the teen to adult market.
The Silk Mind
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You set the price! Words: 54,840. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Ashlin Smith is incredibly bored with his job as supervisor of the Royal Badger Survey. He wants nothing more than to quit and go back to being a blacksmith like the rest of his family wanted. However, due to politics, prophecy, and an inexplicable plot set in motion decades before, his job is about to become a lot more interesting, and not in a good way.