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The Second Coming of Diamond Head Crater
Price: Free! Words: 69,600. Language: British English. Published: May 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Spinal Tap meets Tony Parsons with a dash of Mancunian swagger. Diamond Head Crater last played together in the 20th century but can this Britpop band full of ageing members, who have lived very ordinary lives since, regroup and make it big? And what happens when – to their surprise – they become the biggest rock act in the world?
Rabies
You set the price! Words: 70,920. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Boy Fernandez contracts an unknown strain of rabies after getting mauled by a cute, cuddly genetically altered dog named Briar- who then vanishes to nowhere. In addition to a slight fever, Boy now gets super adrenaline strength every time he feels pain- which works out to his advantage as Boy lives in a very rough city rife with pushy, thematic gangs with cool hair-do's. Pay what you like!
Halfwit and All Man
Price: Free! Words: 59,340. Language: American English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Sociology
Seventy humor essays about life in general, originally published in The Suttertown News in the last century. excerpt: "Cats are deceptive animals, and while it may not be good for a cat to be shaved before it is named, it's probably a good idea to at least wet it down good to see what it looks like under all the hair. " from Shave Your Cat
Quentin Cundick and The Web of Machinations
Price: Free! Words: 116,420. Language: British English. Published: February 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
A terrifically funny tale about a hapless lawyer who encounters a profusion of eccentric characters on a madcap journey that will see him tasked with saving the world.
Hitherby Dragons: the Original Performances, Chapter 3 Part 1: The Mini-People Making Machine
You set the price! Words: 51,570. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2015 by Jenna Katerin Moran. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A story about the emptiness, in its raw and original form.
J.
Price: Free! Words: 66,820. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
When journalist Veda Jenkin stumbles across a secret society dedicated to restoring the rightful king of England, she finds herself drawn into another world, of rituals and saints, the Zen Jewish Blues, jazz, mathematical opera, Jacobean theatre, Velcro jumping, Argonauts and argonauts, Jason and JASOn, Bedekeepers and Beadkeepers, and learns that when the Jay comes, the king will be crowned.
Never Mind the Botox
You set the price! Words: 74,140. Language: British English. Published: January 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It wasn’t simply the fact that I was sat by an outdoor swimming-pool watching a mum from Doncaster pretending to be the blonde one in Abba, nor that Agnetha and the other fake Swedes weren’t all that good. It wasn’t even that in recent months, I had seen both Mama Mia, and We Will Rock You, despicable acts that in another, previous life, would have seen me soundly, and deservedly thrashed .
Heywood Fetcher
Price: Free! Words: 78,240. Language: American English. Published: November 24, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Heywood Fetcher, an inquiring young man born during WWII, comes of age during the turbulent sixties. His journey through adolescence, teen years, military service in Vietnam, higher education, marriage, and, ultimately, fatherhood provides for many humorous stories. Heywood navigates the winding roads hoping they will lead him to a place of happiness and prosperity.
Double Ex: A Romantic Comedy about Lost Love & Lookalikes
Price: Free! Words: 60,290. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A comedy about two heartbroken friends who pursue lookalikes of their exes but dramatically fall into a soul-stirring love affair.
High Spirits
Price: Free! Words: 54,210. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Newly divorced Harley Straker is granted reasonable support while completing her historical romance novel. Imagine Harley's surprise when the replacement wife writes it first. Picture also the community's shock and surprise when an 18th century spirit materializes just in time to promote the new Mrs. Straker's book, resulting in a hilarious ghost hunt around a town gone mad with haunted fever.
Ghosts of the Queen Mary
Price: Free! Words: 52,080. Language: English. Published: November 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Toots, a writer of sexy romance novels, and Max, both in their sixties, enjoy a weekend “cruise” on the Queen Mary, a ship docked for forty years in Long Beach, California and thought to be haunted. At dinner in Sir Winston's Restaurant, the couple experience a ghost sighting of their own. It's the Duke and Duchess of Windsor!
Blue Blue City
Price: Free! Words: 153,700. Language: Australian English. Published: October 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
More avant-garde than if Lenin was an Irish policeman, Blue Blue City is a text produced by mangling Pride and Prejudice beyond all comprehensibility. I've never read it, and I wrote the thing. Daryl Jones is placed in several bizarre situations, and there's also a pregnant senator running around. Good luck.
Unfortunate Roommates
Price: Free! Words: 52,590. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
Jim is a former pop star who has kept to himself over the last few years. However, that is all about to change when his best friend leaves a one night stand at his house. Now, an unfortunate turn of events has them living together in order for him to have a career, and her a place to stay. Can Jim have any kind of love life with her in the picture, or will he be stuck with an unfortunate roommate?
The Diary of a Toiletgoer
Price: Free! Words: 53,780. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This humble diary follows the trials and tribulations of an office worker as he relates his toilet misadventures over the course of a year. Frustrations with dirty toilets, train toilets and constipation; musings on whether to sit or stand; run-ins with noisy neighbours; toilets from a historical perspective; black-outs mid-toilet and caught-without-paper-scenarios - as well as an all out toilet
Kevin Cassidy The Cassidy Chronicles
Price: Free! Words: 105,100. Language: Australian English. Published: September 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mashups
...being the questionable memoirs of a certain North Queensland high school boy on his 1950’s journey through the leafy glades of learning. But (shock horror!), it's in the first-person present tense, the mark of a rank amateur. Yet this was the only way I could make the story work, dear reader, and you, with your perspective and experience, will judge it for yourself (hopefully with a smile).
The Amish Spaceman
Price: Free! Words: 75,980. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A comical road trip across the U.S. with a cast of surreal characters including a failed motivational speaker, a Kamchatkan runaway bride, a sock-crazed mafia boss, and cross-dressing parents.
The Bernie Factor
Price: Free! Words: 93,070. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
What do an unpublished author, a gorgeous strawberry blonde, an albino hit man, a professional gambler, an investment advisor, the federal witness protection program, and a telepathic St. Bernard all have in common? In Pine Valley, CO, just about everything! In the next 48 hours, their worlds will collide, in both a comedy of errors and predestined fate.
Kiss a Girl in the Rain
Series: Take a Chance, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 51,430. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
In this sexy, humorous contemporary romance, a lost dog brings together a wealthy drifter and a small town doctor and changes all their lives forever. Evan Chance is a man out to complete the bucket list he made as a kid, starting with ride a motorcycle across America. Caitlyn Sorenson is the sexy country doctor standing in his way. Or is she the dream he’s been searching for?
Ying, Yang and Ambivalence
Series: The Ambler's Odyssey, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 75,470. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Brick and Spiritwind drunkenly head out into the universe for a dance and takeaway food, they awake enrolled at Evil University, and after the Vice-Chancellor takes a liking to the pair's philosophy, he sets about making them the new ideological hope for all mischief.
Dave Trellis and the Allotments of Doom
You set the price! Words: 83,820. Language: British English. Published: July 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Dave Trellis, world-weary steward of St Catherine’s allotments, copes nicely supporting the small, covert community of off-world visitors that live thereabouts. Dave just wants to get on, do some urgent lawn maintenance and get back to the misery. But first he must find a way to save the planet… Again. Welcome to the world of Dave Trellis…