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My Husband's Toes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,760. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
One winter afternoon in 2012, my husband's toes began speaking to me. Utterly flabbergasted, I leaned in close and listened. I came to know them well in the weeks that followed -- their hopes and dreams, fears and self-doubts, and their astounding courage and good nature given their structural limitations. I present here the historic dialogues.
GEEKROPHILIA Issue 1
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Price: Free! Words: 1,090. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a comic-book best viewed on a modern tablet. (15+ contains adult concepts, swearing, mature humour and immature humour) It all begins with a scream.. But it could end with the history of the modern world being rewritten at a machine code level. What can mere hackers, geeks, cosplayers, trekkies, otaku and gamers do when confronted by the worlds fastest growing diabolical corporation.
Cindy and the Fella
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 53,710. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
They’re united by love…for the wrong people. Second-grade teacher Cindy McChad is brave and caring but clueless about her appearance; English professor Hugh Bemling has the soul of a knight but the physique of a nerd. Seeking to win their "true" loves, they find their fairy godmothers--and more--in each other. This romantic comedy was a finalist for the Golden Quill and Booksellers Best awards.
500 BEST JOKES EVER!
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Price: $1.90 USD. Words: 18,980. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Love jokes? Here's 500 of the best! All your favorites!
Roll Over, Amundsen
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 52,900. Language: French. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Pour la première fois en Australie, voici Amundsen, mesdames et messieurs, Amundsen and his band ! Ils ont assassiné Detroit, explosé le pôle Sud, ils laissent derrière eux des cadavres en pagaille et des souvenirs impérissables. Il y a des zombies, des pingouins, un rocker et son manager, et suffisamment de vrais méchants pour peupler une salle de concert...
A Ghost, A Werewolf, and A Vampire: A Supernatural Trio Joke Book
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,680. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There is a traditional joke form that goes "A priest, a rabbi, and a minister go into a bar...". What if more outrageous, supernatural trios went into that same bar or shared other activities? This book contains jokes about a ghost, a werewolf, a vampire, a witch, a skeleton, a troll, Thor, a Hobbit, the Devil, an angel, a fairy, a zombie, a dragon, and the Invisible Man!
Would You Like Flies With That?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,190. Language: American English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A collection of funny short stories written by Kristina Pitts.
Scab Wilson and the Amazing New Bicycle
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Price: $1.80 USD. Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Chapter Books
Scab Wilson has a dilemma: the new girl (Julie Fentonbruter, if you must know!) in town goes everywhere on her new bicycle and Scab (named for certain misadventures with his last bicycle) is currently WALKING. He needs to get some wheels, and fast! (Before his rival in life, Biff Ballaroo, tries to steal her away!) Please join the series that critics have called "heartwarming" - now at a new low
Canadian
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Price: Free! Words: 110. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short story/screenplay idea. An elderly man rides the bus.
Unfortunate Roommates
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Price: Free! Words: 52,590. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jim is a former pop star who has kept to himself over the last few years. However, that is all about to change when his best friend leaves a one night stand at his house. Now, an unfortunate turn of events has them living together in order for him to have a career, and her a place to stay. Can Jim have any kind of love life with her in the picture, or will he be stuck with an unfortunate roommate?
What a Girl Needs
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 81,200. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What a Girl Needs is good shoes, good friends and maybe steady employment to pay for it all...Ashley Stockingdale is back!
Dark Night of the Soul
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 69,290. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The utopian world carefully created by Denver cab driver Brendan Murphy is about to be shattered. In fact, it’s about to be the worst day of his cab driving career. Of course “it’s best not to think about what might have happened if you had done this instead of that,” but it’s hard not to wonder went wrong when you’re kissing the asphalt and police have surrounded you with guns drawn.
Meat Eater
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Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: British English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
In this darkly comic tale it's the first day of the summer holidays and it should be a joyous time for young Daniel. Sadly, the animals around him conspire to ruin his day.
Bitcoin, The Tughluqi Money
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Price: Free! Words: 6,180. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: October 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
KK, the bank recovery agent, hits the jackpot when he discovers bitcoin in his computer. However, his happiness is ruined when bitcoin prices crash. His wife leaves him. He is about to kill himself. Set in Gurgaon, India, the funny drama captures the light moments between father and son and their quest to bring smile on each other's face.
Food Versus Evil: An Angry Burger's Quest
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 89,600. Language: Australian English. Published: October 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On a planet inhabited by talking food, a hamburger with anger issues is thrown into an asylum after he claims to have seen ghosts. Upon escaping, he is caught in a conflict between ghosts, government eggs and a magical "Soda Guru". Can Burgerman resolve his supernatural/rage issues?
Resurgius
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 44,030. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014 by Rainy Day Reads Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this New York work-a-day situation of the swinging Sixties, Serge finds himself the object of unwanted sexual advances from his lady boss editor. It is all too upsetting to this young, shy, poet. He has spent his whole life under the thumbs of five very tough, aggressive women and now the additional pressure from Editor Battle, out to deflower him, brings him to a crossroads.
Days Of Wine And Rascals
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 100,500. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014 by Books for Pleasure. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A hamlet with a population of 22 people, whose language they couldn't speak or understand, was an unlikely place for two young Canadians to try to learn the skills of developing a bar-restaurant-discotheque business with the unprepossessing name of Casa No-No, high in the Pyrenees in the tiny European Co-principality of Andorra. Join the author in this hilarious romp down memory lane.
One Man's Meat Is Another Man's Poisson
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 54,280. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014 by Books for Pleasure. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘One Man’s Meat Is Another Man’s Poisson’ is a humourous collection of light-hearted vignettes gathered by an intrepid Canadian travel journalist during his off-beat wanderings and bumblings around the world. A must read for anyone who has travelled extensively or those who are contemplating it!
Wonka's Halloween Story
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Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wonka is back with a special tale for Halloween, as written by his beloved Owner. The dust has been shaken off, the pages spread beneath his paw and Wonka is poised to take us back in time to a ghostly sighting! Get comfy, draw the curtains against this spooky night and listen up!
The Alice Band
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 71,280. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carole and Alice have been friends for years, bouncing happily off each other in ways that mystify onlookers. No one could explain how or why the friendship worked, least of all Carole and Alice. How do Carole and Alice deal with the string of catastrophes that beset Alice? Can their friendship survive or will it change forever?