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Kiss My Blarney Stone
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 37,790. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
High-spirited comedy romance with an Irish lilt, a sprinkle of magic, and a big scoop of blarney… Tempers flare and love sizzles under the surface when spitfire Sharon O’Shaughnessy and the roguish Rory Egan become unwilling co-owners of a whimsical old mansion (which may or may not be haunted) on the west coast of Ireland.
No Tears For Jack
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 48,420. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
In this quirky romantic comedy, an elderly psychic has a vision of a man's premature demise. Jack Lamont has everything a man could want, except love, family, and friends. The station manager at the regional television station, where Jack is a co-anchor, orders Jack to get a psychic reading for an upcoming segment. The lives of many are about to change.
Let's Get Ready To Rumble
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Series: Let's Get Funny Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 68,350. Language: British English. Published: June 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
This is the comedic story about when a girl meets a boy, boy meets boy and girl meets fox. As unrequited love, secrets, lies and the reality of working with a celebrity on her own show whilst wearing silly costumes all become a part of Ivy’s world. Ivy is in need of a change. She needs to feel love and security, which would be less complicated to achieve if everyone involved could just be honest.
Steve - This Is My Garden!
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 75,470. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2014 by Val Wineyard. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Zany comedy romance on the older woman/younger man theme, wildly funny, set in windy Watford, England, and Mediterranean France, this fast and sometimes saucy action that will make you long for the four S's, sun, sea, sand and - ? Full of original secondary characters, described by author Petra's witty pen and passion for alliteration, this story will brighten your holidays for years to come.
Do Shut Up, Mister Simms
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,660. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2013 by Musa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Steampunk & retropunk
For Mister Simms, it’s not so much waiting for the other shoe to drop as hoping that it kills him when it hits. While Captain Ramos is away, Mister Simms is in charge of her crew, much to his dismay. He desperately hopes for a boring time until her return. He hopes in vain.
Attenuation: Letters From The Man In The Moon
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 45,700. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
We sent him to build a worlds for us to have a future on. By the time he got there, we had completely forgotten about him. These are the letters from the world maker, The Man In The Moon. Over time, he goes from trying to remind us how he got there, to trying just to keep us alive. It isn't easy, when you're broadcasting from a moon around another world, around another star.
I Hate Me, Who Do You Hate?
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 170,350. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2011. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Amber hates herself, she hates her red, curly hair to her bad habits of smoking, drinking and shoplifting. But most of all, she hates the fact that her mother abandoned her when she was a toddler. Amber's world is turned upside down when she finds herself pregnant, dumped, homeless and in debt. Follow Amber's amusing story as she copes with all this and seeks closure on her many issues.
Put It In First
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 50,400. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Gracie Peyton’s list of problems keeps growing. Her father just had a heart attack and she's now running his car dealership. Add in hapless Officer Mueller who’s trying to get promoted, a string of arsons and a little psychic vision problem and she’s got her hands full. When the fires get a little too close for comfort and the cop turns up the heat, can she manage it all without getting burned?
Flights of Nancy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,600. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
What if you knew exactly when Mr. Right was going to show up? Nancy does. And, after years of waiting (im)patiently, the great day has finally arrived. And so has he. He's not exactly what she was expecting ...
Mythed Connections: A Short Story Collection of Classical Myth in the Modern World
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,300. Language: American English. Published: July 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Have you ever met a muse in a café? Ever wondered if that drafty corner of your grandma's basement is actually a portal to Hades? Ever heard noises in the woods that you couldn't account for but suspected were part of a trick being played on you by a Greek god with an English accent? Okay, so most people haven't, which is probably why everyone in this short story collection acts so surprised...
As Tough As They Come
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,180. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
When he was eight years old, his mother gave him a hug, a pack of Juicy Fruit Gum, and an envelope to give to the nice Chinese lady who would be taking care of him, while she was away. His mother told him tough guys don’t cry, and then she climbed into the cab of an eighteen wheeler and drove off. He was as tough as they come, until he learned what his mother had written in the note.
The Cat Wore Electric Goggles
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 74,650. Language: British English. Published: July 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Twelve mildly amusing fictions in vague science from an old-fashioned English gentleman who believes wholeheartedly in the cast iron foundation of rocket ships, good manners and always firing a warning shot over the heads of any belligerent mob before sending in the memsahib to duff ’em up.
Down at the End of the River
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 43,050. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
(4.00 from 10 reviews)
In these ten stories, Angus Woodward gives us a tour of south Louisiana as his characters tiptoe out of the corners into which they have painted themselves.
Coffee House Mafia
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 125,000. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Nomey Tanner: college graduate, café owner—Mafioso? With the passing of the Hinkle Law, caffeine is outlawed and the Enforcement Bureau, an agency specializing in the investigation of caffeinated paraphernalia, is born. What’s a café owner to do in times like these? Why turn to a life of crime, of course!
Quirks: Four Humorous Stories
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,420. Language: British English. Published: May 31, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Quirky characters are pitted against corporate and social institutions: two old ladies take to piracy on the high seas: a young lady in Victorian London falls in love with a vampire: an old man worries about educating his baby dragon, and a contemporary farce unfolds around that very English tradition, afternoon tea.
The Author
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,650. Language: English. Published: June 2, 2014 by Priced Nostalgia. Category: Fiction » Literature » Drama
When Julianne writes a violent role in her play for her shy crush Leslie, she imagines she's letting him act out his secret desires. But the character she writes turns out to be more than her awkward classmate can handle and her words lead to tragedy. As the narrative peels back to reveal other angles and the layers of storytelling unravel around them, only one question remains: Who is The Author?
Endless Love
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2012 by Banchixi Media. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Cara has two problems. Bob the rugby-playing accountant wants to marry her. Geoff the mad scientist doesn't. Fortunately Geoff’s new invention might solve both problems at once.
Be God To Yourself
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Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 9. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
(4.00 from 1 review)
Jumping from one galaxy to the next, the aerialist discovers the intricate relativeness of infinite realities and learns to rely on his imagination for a melodious stride. In a desperate search for meaning, the Acoustic Funambulist learns out of insight that life extends beyond life in this ninth episode.
The Pragmatic Hitchhiker
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Series: Acoustic Funambulist, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
The acrobat's odyssey carries on as he discovers throughout his encounters and his own feedback, a sound progression to mind. Speed-spacing on the on the Stellar Expressway, the Acoustic Funambulist finds himself in the midst of psychedelic delusions from a self-boarded Freaknik in this fifth episode of the series.
Postcards From Home
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Price: $1.29 USD. Words: 20,540. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.83 from 6 reviews)
Second Edition. Winner of the 2012 Global eBook Award for Humor. The short stories in Postcards From Home explore the hilarious and often chaotic world of ‘life in the family lane’, seen through the eyes of a mother of two precocious children. Infused with large doses of tongue-in-cheek humor, these stories will resonate with and entertain anyone who has ever been a child or a parent.