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Practical Advice from an Evolved Soul
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 28,250. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Fulfill your destiny Fifi, as you wander through the Wilderness," Goth her spirit guide tells her.... Marcus Dino's latest book 'Practical Advice from an Evolved Soul', an anthology like it's smash hit predecessor, 'Diary of a Mad Gen Yer.' has 21st century actress/heroine Cheryl 'Fifi' Larouche, first introduced in Mr Dino's original blockbuster novel 'Fifi,' coming back as outrageous as ever.
Countdown to Love
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,710. Language: British English. Published: January 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Hmm, sex. How long has it been? I carry on spinning the wine as I ponder the equation. It's been four years, 7 months, two weeks and 2 days since I last had sex. Not that I am counting or anything, but a woman just knows these things. A Valentine Romance with a difference. A Valentine Romance with a difference.
Bubba and the Ten Little Loonies
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,140. Language: English. Published: January 6, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Bubba is in the midst of wedding planning, or rather, Bubba is the midst of evading the wedding planner, when trouble comes looking for him. David Beathard AKA The Purple Singapore Sling AKA Bad Black Dog McGee AKA a whole new improved persona is afraid something awful is happening out at the mental institute. Book 6 of the Bubba Mysteries
Computers Don't Wear Pink Pyjamas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: May 12, 2011. Category: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European
(4.00 from 1 review)
On the eve of the new Millennium, one lone computer sits and prepares for the worst...
Clearwater Hustle
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Price: $3.69 USD. Words: 58,940. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
It's Christmas in Clearwater; Frank needs a favour - someone is missing; June at Children Services needs a favour; Jeremy needs marriage advice; Johnny needs help; Mia needs patience; Mrs. F needs new in-laws; Bob Morse needs help for a client; Joe almost wins the Sherlock Holmes Award; Max pays a visit and the shooting starts and Doc gets to be Santa Claus at the Men's Shelter - fun in the sun!
Yer Main Ingerland Man
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When it comes to personal survival, the human being is faced with the moral decisions of self sacrifice or self preservation. Heroes and saints usually opt for self sacrifice, but not always.
Masterpiece
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,990. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
A short story. Love is expected to last but, when relationships break down, each person has their own way of hurting, and their own way of redressing the balance, sometimes through reparation, and sometimes through reprisal.
The Wrinkly
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 45,160. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.29 from 7 reviews)
Mike Lewis wants 'out'. Out of his meaningless career, his shallow relationships, the big city rat race. On a whim, he signs a contract for a house in an idyllic retirement community in Florida that promises a peaceful life of golf and hobbies. Only later does he read the small print: he has to be over 60 to join the enclave. Trouble is, he's only 39. Welcome to the start of a whole new life...
Covered In Paint (Book 5 of the Art Of Love Series)
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Series: Art Of Love, Book 5. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 61,090. Language: American English. Published: January 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
In his 42 years of living, Drake Barrymore had seen the best and worst life has to offer. But now all he can think about is a woman who is way too young for him. Dr. Brooke Daniels has an enticing body, a kiss-me mouth, and a sharp gaze that questions all the excuses he tries to make. On his canvasses he can cover the truth with paint, but that strategy doesn’t work in real life.
Life Of A 'prayer
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,210. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
In a world where dipterans have hunted most species to extinction, James is a Sprayer. He has had a hard life and he deserves to die in peace. If only, he weren't dying so young. It isn't all gloom and doom though, sharing his world are air-pirate heroines, metallic Gorillas and Horses that run on steam. Oh and airships!
The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 12,350. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When we first met she was Emeritus Professor of Post-Colonial Marmalade at the University of Ffestiniog. This collection also contains several other stories of equal import, such as: 'Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables', 'The Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant', 'The man with the Golden Cheese Baguette'. Plus other stories the like of which you will never have read before.
Murder Is Where the Heart Is
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Series: Two Sisters and a Journalist. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,280. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Amateur private investigator, Jo Ravens, is the only common link in the murder of three people and the abduction of a cab driver. While police are busy building a case against her, Jo races to prove her innocence. Her sister, Pepper, and journalist friend, Jackie, are on hand to assist in catching the real killer. The antics of her ex-husband and eccentric Mama add to this humorous mystery.
The Devil & the Dishwater
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,270. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Terrence always gets stuck with the washing up. But, really, the enormous dollop of mould in the kitchen sink should be the last straw. Shouldn’t it? It really should . . . if only Terrence could somehow find a way—supernatural or otherwise—to make his housemates see that. An oddball story about male pride, and mould. The Devil & the Dishwater: A Short Story.
Five Funny Stories
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Series: Humorous Fiction Reads - Ten Funny Short Stories of K. K. Ricky. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,720. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2011 by Mossy Feet Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These five great short stories from master story teller K.K. Ricky will have you smiling all day.
Last Orders at Waterloo
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,210. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
After arriving back from a drinking contest in the pub one night, Dave is surprised to find that his long time partner, Belinda is seductively waiting in the bedroom, but then finds out that it is not really him for whom she is waiting.
The Last Dragon
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,650. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: March 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
An old king with three sons. A dragon menacing the farmlands. A noble quest. One son is strong, one clever and the other one is Lorn. Which will defeat the dragon and inherit his father's kingdom?
The Wrong Todd
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 49,940. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
After surviving the bachelor auction, Sabine vows to never do another favor for a friend. This is especially true for favors that involve spending large sums of money and buying men whose last names she doesn't know. In twenty bachelors, Sabine maybe expected to find several Davids, Mikes, or Johns. But what were the odds of two Todds? And now what is she going to do on a date with the wrong one?
There's Something Wrong with Miss Zelda
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Series: Grandmothers Incorporated, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 44,760. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
When friends Bea, Connie, Hattie and Hattie's mother-in-law Miss Fanny, go on a dream vacation, no one objects when Miss Zelda Chambers is invited along. After all she's a sweet old lady and Miss Fanny's friend. However, things are not as they seem. Soon mystery, intrigue and laughs abound as the amateur sleuths of Grandmothers, Incorporated discover that There's Something Wrong with Miss Zelda.
The Unhappy Medium
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 144,660. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
When even the laws of physics let you down, the absurd, the ludicrous and the frankly impossible may be all you have left. Pitched into an unwelcome alliance with the afterlife, disgraced theoretical physicist and hardcore sceptic Dr Newton Barlow will have to contradict everything he ever believed in if he wants to save this world – and the next.
Beauty and the Mustache
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 114,320. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Ashley Winston escaped her small town, loathsome father, and six brothers eight years ago. Now she escapes life daily via books. But when a family tragedy forces her to return, Ashley can’t escape the notice of Drew Runous, bear wrestler, philosopher, and everyone's favorite guy. Soon the girl who wanted nothing more than than the escape of the big city finds her heart lost in small town Tennessee