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Studs 4 Hire Boxed Set
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 126,390. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Boxed set includes Studs 4 Hire #1 WOMAN on TOP, and Studs 4 Hire #2 WOMAN in CHARGE
The Rings of Uranus
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Series: The Uranus Trilogy, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 80,280. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The hilarious sequel to Beyond Uranus. After discovering that there may be a possibility that his father is still alive Roy sets out to discover the truth. Is he still alive? What happened to Doctor D'Eath? Who is the worst rock band in the Galaxy? Find out the answers to all these questions and more in The Rings of Uranus.
Dirt's Icons
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Series: Dirt, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 87,410. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Jack Pepper and Leif the ex Dragon Hunter (deceased) begin a quest to find the Lost City of Galdu. It does not exist, of course; it's just a tale for children, but Jack is being well paid for his efforts. The search promises to be a pleasant outing in the country, with lots of fresh air and exercise. And it should be fun. They have a treasure map with a big red X on it and everything.
The Cat Wore Electric Goggles
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 74,650. Language: British English. Published: July 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
This book is not entirely serious, and it's not entirely not serious. There’s only one cat (briefly) mentioned in the whole book, velociducks do not hunt in packs around English village ponds, and the Moon landing actually cost England a lot more than two hundred and fifty quid. Think Ealing comedy written by tweed-cap chaps in white laboratory coats, some of whom were on psychotropic substances.
Winter in Tirane: The Stories of Jiri Kajane
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 77,920. Language: English. Published: October 9, 2010 by Fiction Attic. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
(5.00 from 1 review)
Winter in Tirane: The Stories of Jiri Kajane, brings together for the first time twelve intertwined tales of bittersweet love, absurd politics, and comic hijinks by the enigmatic Jiri Kajane...an exploration of the meaning of identity, the power of suggestion, and the complex relationship between a story and its creator.
Stomping the World Round
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 55,390. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
The power that brought the world into existence is fading. The world begins to fray under the pressure of a cavalcade of apocalypses. Four children, with four largely incompatible world-destroying destinies, come together in the house on Doom Lane and take up the motto: "You don't have to die just because some people think your existence is evil." Also, there are some wolves.
E-Mail Ordered Bride
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Bill Jones has ordered a rare blue diamond Faberge Egg on Ebay. When it arrives a week later, it's not the egg he wanted, but Kiki, a black woman who tells him she is his Mail ordered bride. A hysterical short story by Colby Jones, the Author of Voodoo At The Boob Tube.
Melody Blossoms
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 37,020. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What do you do when some boy steals your underwear? Harriet’s friends all expect her to take revenge, but when she learns Clarence’s big secret, she can’t be mad any more. Clarence finds himself included in all the girls’ adventures, weekly charm school lessons, a wild pajama party, face painting at the school fair, and a junior cotillion in corsets and hoops.
Tangled At First Sight (Once Upon A Romance Series Book 6)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 24,940. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Paige Sumner is desperate to stay far away from the spotlight. However, when she gets tangled up with Jay her plans fall apart. Success for Jay depends on her agreeing to star with him in a steamy new ad campaign for the store. Can Paige get past her fear of the spotlight to help Jay? Or will she turn her back on her one chance of redemption and walk away from the man she's falling for?
Goodbye, Enorma
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,090. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Western
(5.00 from 1 review)
In this hilarious, free-wheeling western adventure, Sheriff Emmett Love works overtime to protect the town’s most popular resident, a 14-year-old early-blooming female aptly named Enorma Stitz. Enorma, coveted by every man within 100 miles of Dodge City—and every Indian tribe—is a handful in every sense of the word.
Excuse of the Day
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,700. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: March 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
In this hilarious short story, a young woman explains to her boss why she is very, very late for work. Winner of the Gearpress Short Fiction challenge.
Diálogos de Plutão (Pluto Dialogues)
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,030. Language: Portuguese. Published: February 24, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Diálogos de Plutão (Pluto Dialogues) foi escrito como resultado de diversos trechos de conversas ouvidas nas ruas pelo autor, em que apenas pedaços aparentemente sem sentido eram captados, pois tanto as pessoas que conversavam quanto o autor caminhavam de passagem pelos lugares onde partes das conversas eram ouvidas pelo ar, e apenas sensações ficaram na memória.
The Bone Eaters: Nick & Amato Investigation #1
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 127,110. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
While investigating a rash of Frankenstein-style reanimations, an overly-inquisitive private investigator Nick Slipwick and a seen-it-all cop, Lieutenant Amato, unravel the mysteries of a secret society of monsters living among the rich and powerful of Detroit. The Bone Eaters combines multiple genres and familiar tropes into a comedic mash-up with plenty of heart.
The Wrinkly
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 45,160. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.29 from 7 reviews)
Mike Lewis wants 'out'. Out of his meaningless career, his shallow relationships, the big city rat race. On a whim, he signs a contract for a house in an idyllic retirement community in Florida that promises a peaceful life of golf and hobbies. Only later does he read the small print: he has to be over 60 to join the enclave. Trouble is, he's only 39. Welcome to the start of a whole new life...
Dirt's Champions
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Series: Dirt, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 102,180. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Tasked by the Legion of the Dead to help them destroy the fell creatures that have invaded Dirt and the Netherworld, Jack Pepper must come up with a plan. Failure to stop the monstrous invasion means the end of death as we know it
Murder Is Where the Heart Is
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Series: Two Sisters and a Journalist. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,280. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Amateur private investigator, Jo Ravens, is the only common link in the murder of three people and the abduction of a cab driver. While police are busy building a case against her, Jo races to prove her innocence. Her sister, Pepper, and journalist friend, Jackie, are on hand to assist in catching the real killer. The antics of her ex-husband and eccentric Mama add to this humorous mystery.
Laughing at Life
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,380. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: February 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of over 500 amusing "one liners",astute observations and collective nouns about ourselves that will help you keep life in perspective.
Covered In Paint (Book 5 of the Art Of Love Series)
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Series: Art Of Love, Book 5. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 61,090. Language: American English. Published: January 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
In his 42 years of living, Drake Barrymore had seen the best and worst life has to offer. But now all he can think about is a woman who is way too young for him. Dr. Brooke Daniels has an enticing body, a kiss-me mouth, and a sharp gaze that questions all the excuses he tries to make. On his canvasses he can cover the truth with paint, but that strategy doesn’t work in real life.
Nglnd Xpx
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 106,420. Language: British English. Published: October 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Nglnd Xpx (or “England Expects”) is a wonky-wheeled pudding-trolley of sweetmeats and savoury treats for your brain-gland. We recommend a spoonful of everything. It’s all dreadfully civilised fun, and not at all serious. The science is improbable, the history inaccurate, the plots farcical and the fiction splendid.
The Second Book of Pearl: The Cats
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 7,870. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2013 by Red Bird Chapbooks. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
In the second collection of stories from her blog "Pearl, why you little..." Pearl relates stories about her two cats, Liza Bean Bitey and Dolly Gee Squeakers. These are not your average cats or average stories. Read about Fish Liberation Day and the all cat band Squeak Toy. Imaginative, funny, and true to life, these stories might make cat lovers of all of us.