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Goblins Know Best
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Price: $3.35 USD. Words: 78,080. Language: British English. Published: January 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
When goblin Bogrot Blistertooth meets orc Gorag Bather not only does an unusual partnership develop, but fame and fortune descend into a mix of dark deeds with an infectious bout of witty banter thrown in for good measure. Goblins Know Best is the debut novel from the award winner of the Fantasy Faction Anthology 2012.
The Kings Quest
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Price: $5.20 USD. Words: 52,950. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014 by Plaisted Publishing House. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A tongue in cheek story set in 1201 AD about a fictional King of a fictional country who wants to go on a quest. His wife doesn't agree and insists he does repairs to their home which she calls a pile of stones. The church gets involved and we have various quests with various subjects to help organise the Kings Birthday Bash. This includes a dragon with very special abilities.
The Impending Marriage: A Werewolf Romance
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 38,430. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2013 by Aphrodite Hunt. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
Jake Savage and Terry Contralto have been a couple for exactly two months when they get 'the call'. It's an unexpected one. "Darling, do you remember that silly little traditional shifter ceremony you went through with Tabitha Polson when you were fourteen?" His mother brays with nervous laughter. 'Turns out that it's binding after all." No shit.
Je suis ton père - Episode II
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,480. Language: French. Published: September 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tu peux raccrocher le sabrelaser et troquer la Batmobile contre un monospace : ta femme est enceinte. Quand un geek débute son apprentissage de la paternité, ça donne la série JE SUIS TON PÈRE. Bercé à la science-fiction, au cinéma de Spielberg et Lucas, et visiteur littéraire assidu de la Terre du Milieu, l'homme voit ses repères chamboulés du jour au lendemain.
Fairytales From The Other Side - Little Red Riding Hood - From The Wolf's View Point
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A humorous twist on the old fairy tale, Little Red Riding Hood, as seen from the view point of the wolf. Was Ms. Hood really innocent as in the original story? Was the 'Big Bad Wolf' really so bad?
The Experiment
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 2,390. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Strange cartoons, but in words – clothes, shoes, humming sounds; everyday scenes.
Banker's Death - Temptation in Florence #3
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Series: Temptation in Florence, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 67,570. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
When Carlina's attractive cousin Valentino returns from Dubai to Florence, he quickly becomes the most unpopular member of the wide-spread Mantoni family. Plenty of people have reason to hate him, and when he turns up stabbed a short time later, Commissario Garini, now officially Carlina's boyfriend, only wants to turn and run. However, he's forced to take on the case . . .
Don't Bet On It
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 19,480. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2014 by Astraea Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Chloe Watson wants to keep her place in line for the Electronics Super Sale, but really needs a break. Will that handsome jogger be willing to stand still for fifteen minutes for a $10 fee? Brett Hardy agrees but bets it will take her longer to return — so if Chloe wins, she owes him nothing… but if Brett wins, she has to accept his invitation to dinner. How long could the restroom line be?
Birdie and Fiona Slices of Life
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 26,900. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
Birdie and Fiona have been neighbors for five decades, sharing births, deaths and everything in between. When their children grew up and moved away they turned to each other for support. Finding ways to cope with life’s problems they often come up with humorous and unique solutions to their daily dilemmas in this collection of short stories.
The Bishop of Banford: A Tale of Crosiers, Cherubs & Crime
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Series: The Holy-Rude Diaries, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 90,260. Language: British English. Published: November 21, 2013 by Parbar Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Maverick vicar, John Davidson, becomes the new Bishop of Banford and plunges headlong into a diocesan world of relentless work, repressed sexuality and inspired lunacy. As his marriage falls apart and an old flame reignites he is forced to consider hard choices - but then he comes to the unwelcome attention of a crime-lord and finally experiences the most terrifying meeting of his life...
Trippin'
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,940. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Puff, puff...pass. Two anonymous stoners get high amidst the urban landscape of Houston. But when their weekly pickup and delivery deteriorates into bloodshed over stacks of money, the stoners become desperate to keep their heads attached and stay high before the Big Boss decides he’s had enough.
The Ransom of Brownie
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Series: Bubba, Book 6. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 42,090. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Brownie has returned to the Snoddy Estate. His mother is seven months pregnant, ordered to bed rest and in desperate need of Brownie-free time. So off Brownie goes to visit the Texas Snoddys! It’s the middle of November, he’s ten years old, and they’ve taken away his homemade Taser. How much trouble could there possibly be? A 42,000 word novella.
Matchmaking Mom
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,760. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2013 by JMS Books LLC admin@jms-books.com. Category: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
When Karen’s son Brian comes out to her, she’s worried. He’s a popular student, but he says he's the only gay kid in high school. Karen thinks he should be going on dates like other kids his age, so she decides to subtly look for a good match for her son at the dentist office where she works.
Blonde Date
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 33,040. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
A blind date. A nervous sorority girl. A mean-spirited fraternity prank. What could possibly go wrong?
The Wrinkly
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 45,160. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Mike Lewis wants 'out'. Out of his meaningless career, his shallow relationships, the big city rat race. On a whim, he signs a contract for a house in an idyllic retirement community in Florida that promises a peaceful life of golf and hobbies. Only later does he read the small print: he has to be over 60 to join the enclave. Trouble is, he's only 39. Welcome to the start of a whole new life...
The Ex Who Conned a Psychic
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Series: Charley's Ghost, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 60,040. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Third book, Charley’s Ghost series USA Today Bestselling Author Sally Berneathy Amanda is haunted by her ex, Charley…literally. Teresa, a professional psychic, may be able to help but before she moves Charley on to the next life, she needs him to contact her dead husband to find out who killed him. Amanda wanted to get rid of her ghost. Now she has a killer, a crazy man, and two ghosts in her lif
Cargo Cult
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 125,850. Language: Australian English. Published: April 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Vinggans' crash was not all it seemed, interstellar law enforcement is on their tail, and the humans are inexplicably strange – especially the busload of old folk they make off with, the New Age cargo cult that welcomes them, the local police force that is following them around, and an overambitious reporter and her idiot brother who don’t help matters by kidnapping crewman Drukk.
America's Galactic Foreign Legion - Book 20: Time Machine
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,180. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014 by Penumbra Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Military
Colonel Joey R. Czerinski and Major (or General?) Manny Lopez guard the time machine from a defunct alien species. The CIA enlists Lopez's help to change the future by visiting the past. Meanwhile Czerinski sends drones to the past to broadcast 'live' historical events. As usual, something goes wrong and Jesus is transported to the future, preventing the Crucifixion. The rest is ... history.
The Phantom Cow Parts 1-14
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,090. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2014 by ePrinted Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Phantom Cow has rights too! The Hill Hollering Knob officials tend to disagree. The officials want to eat the beef. The Phantom Cow refuses to let the officials sink their teeth into her hind quarters or anywhere else for that matter. The officials are always coming up with new ideas to sink their teeth into her beef, but so far the Phantom Cow has eluded their injustice. Who really is that ..
The Curate of Cockleigh: A Tale of Anglicans, Angels & Arson.
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Series: The Holy-Rude Diaries, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 31,910. Language: British English. Published: July 30, 2013 by Parbar Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It is 1977 and Rev John Davidson is the newly ordained Curate of Cockleigh. His ministry is quite ordinary until he meets an anarchist and begins to see angels... As he navigates his way around mistaken identity, a vindictive detective, a teenager with romance on her mind and a septuagenarian Kung-Fu Rector, his life becomes a frantic roller-coaster ride towards an explosive conclusion.