Chimpanzees in Dungarees (With Added Balls!)    by Chris Whitfield
Price: Free! 61450 words. Language: English. Published on August 25, 2012. Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire.
Babies Called Keith, Shellsuits, Reliant Robins, Tripe, No Smoking Areas, Knitting, Streetwise Dogs, The Deferential Working Class... Chimpanzees in Dungarees has more than ninety such disappearing things. This book has been written with one sole objective. To take the proverbial and have a laugh. Or is that two objectives? PLUS Added Balls! Extracts from BALLS! The Best European Football Nations.

BALLS! The Best European Football Nations    by Chris Whitfield
Price: Free! 56280 words. Language: English. Published on July 1, 2012. Nonfiction » Sports & outdoor recreation » Football & rugby.
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An irreverent and informative look at the history of the sixteen football teams that played at the 2012 Euros. It is a journey across Europe and the World that takes in the sights of glory, humiliation, politics, war, visionaries, parochialism, corruption, gamesmanship and pies. If you like football, you will love this book. It is complete and utter Balls!