They Melted His Brain!    by Simon Cheshire
Price: $5.99 USD. 25270 words. Language: British English. Published on August 3, 2012. Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction.
Matthew Bland will grow up to be the greatest movie director of all time. Or so he thinks. His home-made movies are awful. However, one night he stumbles across a secret transmission which could literally change the world. Only he and his two friends can save the human race from a total brain meltdown...! Beware! This book might make you burst your lungs laughing! (Although, probably not)

Nicht mein Märchen    by E.M. Tippetts
Price: $2.99 USD. 92150 words. Language: German. Published on January 4, 2013. Fiction » Children’s books » Performing Arts / Film.
Stellt euch vor, Robert Pattinson taucht an eurer Haustür auf und will euch mit Eiscreme füttern, aber ihr hattet nie Interesse daran, die Twilight-Filme zu sehen. Eure Mitbewohnerin und jede andere Frau in der Nachbarschaft werden fast ohnmächtig, aber irgendwie fühlt ihr euch zu dem Typen einfach nicht hingezogen.