Nicht mein Märchen    by E.M. Tippetts
Price: $2.99 USD. 92150 words. Language: German. Published on January 4, 2013. Fiction » Children’s books » Performing Arts / Film.
Stellt euch vor, Robert Pattinson taucht an eurer Haustür auf und will euch mit Eiscreme füttern, aber ihr hattet nie Interesse daran, die Twilight-Filme zu sehen. Eure Mitbewohnerin und jede andere Frau in der Nachbarschaft werden fast ohnmächtig, aber irgendwie fühlt ihr euch zu dem Typen einfach nicht hingezogen.

They Melted His Brain!    by Simon Cheshire
Price: $5.99 USD. 25270 words. Language: British English. Published on August 3, 2012. Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction.
Matthew Bland will grow up to be the greatest movie director of all time. Or so he thinks. His home-made movies are awful. However, one night he stumbles across a secret transmission which could literally change the world. Only he and his two friends can save the human race from a total brain meltdown...! Beware! This book might make you burst your lungs laughing! (Although, probably not)