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Short Scripts Collection One: thirteen short, original screenplays
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You set the price! Words: 8,750. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Thirteen wacky, original, short screenplays, including the one-pager-most-violent-highest-deaths-to-time-ratio film script ever, "The End!"
All About Nikki- All About Cliques
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Price: Free! Words: 19,140. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Chick Lit
Six months after moving to Los Angeles sixteen-year-old Nikki Desmond is adjusting to life on the west coast. As she starts a new semester at Beverly Hills High School, she’s resolving to make changes to overcome her surly, racist, and rude behavior. In these five episodes of the Sensational Second Season of this teen sitcom, Nikki tries to navigate the Beverly Hills High social scene.
Have you taken your pills?
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 7,360. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Short foreword: This is a sequence of the everyday life of a married couple. Of course, my marriage was not a source of inspiration. Otherwise, act two and three have to be written and performed at home by my wife, the happy end costing me a fortune. The comedy is suited for those who are indulging an hour in the sun, for commuters, and for those who had taken a knock at home. The author.
Soul Takers
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 20,000. Language: English. Published: August 9, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Some fans follow baseball religiously. In Soul Takers, baseball IS religion. Rookie soul taker Fielding Schmelling not only falls in love with the first soul he guides through the purgatory that is the regular season … but discovers the devil is after the souls in heaven!
The Pizza Prophet
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 16,960. Language: English. Published: August 8, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
When the stars align ... that is, a fender bender and an armoured truck switcheroo ... an aging pizza delivery expert believes he's a prophet and a hooker his oracle.
Weiss Acres
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 18,260. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
A Jewish trailer park in New Jersey fights back when a nearby Lebanese restaurant plans to pave it over with a parking lot.
Screwball
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 18,760. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
A graduate psychiatry student battles a long list of bizarre mental illnesses on his way to the major leagues as a screwball pitcher.
Newfie, Come Home!
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 18,590. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Newfie Gord McDougall's dad fails comically in a suicide attempt. Gord misunderstands his father's advice about "go big or go home." Gord is bound and determined to make his family proud ... by killing himself.
Phat
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 20,830. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
A mountain of a Mississippi man plows forth for the gravity-challenged in a new America where obesity is outlawed.
Gift Bomb
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Price: Free! Words: 16,300. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
One bad gift begets another when OCD Gilbert Beaufromage can't satisfy his wife ... and a terrorist cell sets up shop across the street.
The Experiment
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 2,390. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Strange cartoons, but in words – clothes, shoes, humming sounds; everyday scenes.
Monty Python from the Inside Out
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 19,160. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What’s the connection between Monty Python and Game of Thrones? Was Elvis Presley a Python fan? Who was the only Python to take acting lessons? If you think you know everything there is to know about Monty Python, then wait till you read "Monty Python from the Inside Out." Python historian Kim “Howard” Johnson (author of five books on Python) answers questions you didn't think to ask
Why Are You Calling Me? 50 True Tales of Teasing, Tricking & Tormenting Telemarketers
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 21,490. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
In Why Are You Calling Me, comic mastermind Murray Sparks finds humour in turning the tables on telemarketers. From asking recruiters to help staff his exotic animal taxidermy business to convincing a cold-caller to help him invest in a deposed Nigerian king -- no telemarketer is spared from Murray's cheeky imagination. Each prank is comedy gold and sure to put a grin on your face.
All About Nikki- The Lost Episodes
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Price: Free! Words: 11,840. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Chick Lit
In these lost episodes from the Fabulous first and Sensational second seasons of All About Nikki readers will get a look at the stories that didn’t make it into the All About Nikki books, and an insight into Shawn James’ creative process.
Curious Critters-Vol.II
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,430. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure
Curious Critters Vol. II- Continues the audacious adventures of Boggs Pumpelly and Bud Ricks, in script form; tales of country boys living amid the hills and hollows of north Alabama. If there's a strange critter---animal or human--- anywhere in the hills, Boggs' and Bud's path seem destined to Cross with them. Episode V: The boys find just how dangerous spray painting numbers on ducks can be!
Pre: Can't Hardly Save
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,840. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Horror
Well into their 30s and still clinging to a dream, Johnny, Jerry, and Justin are willing to pull out all the stops to get their dream film project made, a low budget zombie flick that pays homage to what inspired them to become filmmakers while growing up. Can't Hardly Save fills us in up to the present day where the crew has realized they've hit rock-bottom, and it's now all or nothing.
Mistaken Identity
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: May 2, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Short
A lonely college boy flirts with a girl he's never met via drawings in an elevator. He soon finds out that she isn’t who he thought she was is in this case of mistaken identity.
Dogs Ruin Everything
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Price: $3.17 USD. Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Biography » Autobiographies & Memoirs
First you invite a dog into your home; then they start eating inside too. Next thing you know they're on the furniture... DOGS RUIN EVERYTHING! I have had many experiences as a dog who knows the finer things of life. Especially what not to roll in. This book is somewhat of a memoir, peppered with an illustrious amount of advice and common sense theories.
Fine English
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 27,630. Language: English. Published: April 25, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Partially based on a true story. A politically incorrect comedy about outsourcing jobs back to the good ol’ USA.
Unmade Classics: Two Hilarious Situation Comedies
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Price: Free! Words: 11,920. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘Unmade Classics’ features two situation comedies by Lee Daniel Bullen, bestselling author of ‘Beset’. ‘Where Are They Now?’ and ‘New Ageing’ were both optioned by production companies but sadly chopped during the financial crisis cutbacks. Hope remains they’ll make it on the screen one day, until then they’re proudly presented in this modestly-titled and hilarious eBook!