Screenplays » Comedy

Tuskers - the Movie
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 27,480. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2013. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
A screenplay based on the sci-fi comedy TUSKERS, about a football game between the University of Nebraska and the University of Oklahoma in the year 2099. Get ready for college football like you've never imagined it!
Time Well Spent
Price: Free! Words: 20,970. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After being brutally ditched by his girlfriend, high school senior Seth decides to win back ex Lysandra by reinventing himself into the man he has always wanted to be by fulfilling his childhood dreams and wishes
Confessions of a Grasshopper
Price: Free! Words: 23,050. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Family
An audacious kidnapping, a high-speed chase and dramatic rescue are well-traveled features of a run-of-the-mill screenplay, except that the kidnappee and the Grassalot colony are humanoid size, talking grasshoppers; the "hoppernappers" are a raunchy bunch of college kids; and the high speed chase stretches from New Mexico to New York City.
The Society of Sacred Souls
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 20,530. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Drama, Screenplays » Comedy
A screenplay about a group of friends, straight and gay, that support each other through the trials of love and life.
PIGGS - A Novel with Bonus Screenplay
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 66,180. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Screenplays » Comedy
If the Sopranos wore overalls and didn't care for shoes, they'd likely live in Mexican Wells, Texas. If Jack hadn't screwed up a no-brainer holdup in Amarillo, if he hadn't gotten high with a long-legged Oklahoma girl--hey, if he'd ever done anything right, he wouldn't have ended up in the Huntsville pen. He sure wouldn't be washing dishes in a dump like WAN'S. - A Modern Classic
Team Aniston Versus Team Jolie
Price: Free! Words: 23,260. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Action Adventure, Screenplays » Comedy
Elite strike teams comprised of fans of two feuding actresses battle over world domination.
Nel piacere e nella musica - Alice e il mistero del parto orgasmico
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 23,760. Language: Italian. Published: February 11, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
Lungometraggio. Alice, ostetrica e pianista, durante il parto del suo primo figlio invece di soffrire ha il più colossale orgasmo della propria vita e in seguito scopre di essere capace, tramite la musica, di trasmettere piacere agli altri. Le sue migliori amiche Miranda e Paola accolgono bene la notizia, ma suo marito e altre persone no e Alice dovrà scontrarsi con loro per la propria libertà.
Going through pleasure and music - Alice and the mystery of the orgasmic birth
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 25,650. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
Feature film. Alice, midwives and pianist, at the birth of her first child instead of suffering has the most massive orgasm of her own life and then she discovers to be able to transmit pleasure by music to other people. Her best friends Miranda and Paola accept the news with pleasure, but her husband and many others don’t, forcing Alice to fight and defend her own dignity, femininity and freedom.
The Last Reel
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,170. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2012. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage
Decryption (Level I): Two fugitive operatives are rounded up by the C.I.A. to recover the mysterious film they once lost... reopening personal wounds... and national secrets. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format.]
Y.M.I.
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,600. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Choir, listen to the pitch: A diverse chorus of teenagers unite during a whirlwind musical tour of Europe. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format. To learn more about me, or this title, please visit ToddTrumpet.com!]
The Zen Of Art
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,430. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2011. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Comedy about Zen Buddhism? Hai! Art Westin - high-strung, plugged-in, always-selling - is forced to spend a week in a Japanese Zen monastery... where he encounters a unique koan (“riddle”) of philosophy and phunny... culminating in a moment of satori (“insight”) that changes his life. But will this enlightenment last when he returns to the West?
The Penny Raffle
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,750. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Reeling from sexual discrimination, advertising expert Penny Mann decides to market her only remaining asset: Herself. A "penny" raffle. $0.01/ticket. Will it be heads? Or tails? [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format. To learn more about me, or this title, please visit ToddTrumpet.com!]
The Making of 'Sex and Violence'
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,800. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"The Making of 'Sex and Violence'" is a mock-umentary in the tradition of "This Is Spinal Tap" about the movie business. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format. To learn more about me, or this title, please visit ToddTrumpet.com!]
GELUKKIG GESCHEIDEN, de rover beroofd - Nederlands
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 45,490. Language: Dutch. Published: November 16, 2011. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
Twee oude mannen zijn beiden na 40 jaar gescheiden en platzak. De spilzieke George uit New York is blij toe. De zuinige Harold juist niet. Ze delen noodgedwongen een flat en hebben meer met elkaar gemeen: Ze moeten in korte tijd nog iets van hun leven maken. Stelen willen ze niet…, maar geld van de maffia?
Three Plays
Price: Free! Words: 42,840. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2011. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
Three Plays. Two One Act. One Three Act. Theater of the Absurd inspired. I wrote these back in college and have hardly touched them since. If you enjoy them, I would appreciate feedback. If you perform one, I would love to see it.
All About Nikki- The Fabulous First Season
Series: All About Nikki, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 55,630. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2011. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Urban
She thinks it's her world. Unfortunately, we have to live with her.
The Shrew Untamed
Price: Free! Words: 21,660. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2011. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
(4.00 from 11 reviews)
Kate marries Petruchio in a state of submission, only to turn the tables on her husband and family with devilish brilliance. A sexy update to “The Taming of the Shrew” that is designed for 21st century audiences.
Time & Space & Women
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 22,830. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2011. Categories: Screenplays » Romance, Screenplays » Comedy
Made for TV "Time & Space & Women" by Chandra Jayne Copyight 2011 is a rollicking New Age satire set amid dating casualties on Valentine's Day in Miami. Four hyper-neurotic women, led by their sexually confused sidekick,"Q," assess damages and persevere at the art of love, despite bizarre addictions, failed therapy, hopeless men, horny police, and frequent UFO fly-bys. A hurricane stabilizes them.
Bringing Down the House
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,920. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2010. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The mayor against a bunch of squatters! They are planning to make a big bust and run, but he's on to them. Or is he? Meet the squatters: Clemens, Paz, Ivo, and Emile. They smoke too much and watch too much TV. Meet the city's eccentric mayor, Vladimir. He's convinced they are his ticket to promotion, and it's up to his lackey, Cramer, to try and convince him otherwise. Enjoy the play!
Paperback Writer
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 20,470. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2010. Categories: Screenplays » Comedy
A wild comedy in the spirit of the classic films of Danny Kaye (The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Wonder Man) and Bob Hope (My Favorite Brunette, The Ghost Breakers), Paperback Writer is the story of a pulp fiction writer whose characters are just a little too real to him, particularly Nikki Sapphire, the Distaff Dick, a '40s-era hard boiled detective whose gender was changed by his publisher.