Screenplays » Comedy

Why The Squirrel Won't Fry
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,670. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Four enginerds are perfectly content to sit around a luncheonette talking about the girls of "Star Trek", until one decides to boldly go where none of them has gone before: On a date. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format. To learn more about me, or this title, please visit ToddTrumpet.com!]
Milk and Cookies
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,200. Language: English. Published: October 2, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Romance
An R-rated black-comic screenplay. The girl of our looniest dreams saves the man of hers from a nightmare of mob family values. When she spots Joe Lamb screwing up a convenience store robbery, Tammy Whinot realizes that anyone that incompetent at doing evil must have some good in him.
The Perfect Moment
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,840. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Film-Noir
This blackest of comic screenplays follows Writer Alex and his bizarre characters as they see-saw through multiple levels of reality in a race to compose The Perfect Moment before the evil electroshocking psychiatrist and wildly sexy Marlene Dietrich look-alike pounds on the Big Red Button to blow them all into oblivion. Not a ride for the literal-minded.
The Great Balducci
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Price: Free! Words: 570. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Short
A funny scene about a juggler without props.
Renting My Damn Mind
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Price: $8.00 USD. Words: 15,500. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2011 by Maximum Qualities Network, Inc. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Michael is in a psychiatric ward waiting for a solution to his problem: He has three imaginary friends that have made his life a torment. His family never visits, his doctor will only prescribe him medications and his love life is a mess. Michael seems to have hope again when he learns that his family will come to visit for the first time in three years. However, his three imaginary friends decide
O Juliet, Juliet
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Price: Free! Words: 5,980. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
A one scene comedy based on an audition night for Juliet, featuring a crusty Director with an ulcer and his young nephew reading for Romeo. The nephew tries to exploit his relationship with his uncle to further his romantic designs successively on each of the three Juliets. 35 minutes running time.
Instant Message Breakup
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Price: Free! Words: 580. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Short
A humorous scene that takes place online and on stage.
Holly Wooda
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Musical
"Holly Wooda Cooda Shooda" by Chandra Jayne Copyright 2010 is a spoof on the Hollywood movie machine. Young and innocent, four starlets led by the fiery shero Holly, are led to slaughter by a villainous director in a really bad movie. Only Holly can tap the secret formula for success! She openly shares her secret for success but her friends just don't get it! Will you?
Snapshots, a book of comedic scenes
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 19,430. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Annie Wood takes the ordinary, gives it a twist and a polish, then pushes it off in a different direction. These are treats for any actor who wants to keep his or her chops sharp! -Carolyn Hennesy, Emmy Nominated Actress Fun scenes, full of surprises, you’ll love performing them! -Mary Lou Belli
A Civil Quarrel
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Price: Free! Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Short
A scene about a grandfather telling his grandsons a scary story with an humorous ending.
The Flirt
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Price: Free! Words: 510. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
A suave, glib young man with a high--almost stratospheric--opinion of himself believes that women find him worldly and irresistible. He more than meets his match in a frank and unpretentious young waitress with an abundance of street smarts and an uncanny ability to size people up.
in joke and serious
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Price: $7.00 USD. Words: 7,320. Language: English. Published: May 10, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
more than 75 general joke, more than 20 about Barack Obama, more than 20 joke about Bin Laden wtih a biography about Obama and Bin Laden
An honest girl looking for personal happiness
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,620. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
This is a plot of a film script which could underlie a full-sized feature or TV film.
Thou Damn Husband
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,120. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Scotland 1715: The Earl of Nithsdale and a crew of his closest Scots, conceive a dubious plan to over throw King George, return King James to the throne and convert Great Britain back to Catholicism. The Earl and company are captured and sentenced to be hanged but the Earl's wife has an incredibly unique scheme to help her husband escape the Tower of London and his gruesome fate.
DIPPING OUT
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Price: Free! Words: 1,420. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A diving instuctor has entered into new pool of students for an elite squad to represent the country in the up coming Olympics.
Unfinished Musical
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Price: Free! Words: 3,060. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Musical
This is the lyrical text of a musical that I am writing. I need to partner with a composer. Maybe the words will bring you joy.
Monsieur Gourmand's funeral
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 6,980. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Short
A big man...an even bigger funeral!
Grizzly Future
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Price: Free! Words: 3,030. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Documentary
Follow along with Dr. Bob Sperr in his documentary expose on the North American Grizzly Bear. The inroads of humanity have pushed this species to the brink, can evolution save the bears? Dr. Sperr observes one particular bear over the course of several days. His findings brought shock and awe to the scientific community and they will stun you as well. A Teleplay.
B.R. Dream Inc.
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,310. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
If the stress of running a small business weren't enough for Billy, he’s forced to juggle his frantic family life. Billy's Grandma Gilda Mae channels Baa-Baa Ram-Bam (a 2000 year old Barbarian). She's a bit flaky, though otherwise competent. Sometimes. It seems the only one who stands between Granny G and a nursing home is Baa-Baa Ram-Bam. Where's the sanity? Pray for Billy. He needs it.
My African Comedy (Uncertain Apartheid) A Short Screenplay
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 2,560. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
An African tribe leader from a small african village makes his way on his bicycle to the groacery store to promote the sale of their farm produce. Meanwhile Franswa's foreman overseeing the whiteman's developement sents him to find another laborour and fresh food. Franswa anf the African from the village pass path's and both benefit mutually as they befriend each other.