Screenplays » Comedy

Y.M.I.
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,600. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Choir, listen to the pitch: A diverse chorus of teenagers unite during a whirlwind musical tour of Europe. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format. To learn more about me, or this title, please visit ToddTrumpet.com!]
3rd M
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,400. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Sci-Fi
Welcome, sentients, to the talk show that brings you life as you know and care about it in the 3rd millenium...
The Zen Of Art
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,430. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
A Comedy about Zen Buddhism? Hai! Art Westin - high-strung, plugged-in, always-selling - is forced to spend a week in a Japanese Zen monastery... where he encounters a unique koan (“riddle”) of philosophy and phunny... culminating in a moment of satori (“insight”) that changes his life. But will this enlightenment last when he returns to the West?
Ukulele Land
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You set the price! Words: 12,220. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
The book and lyrics from the 2008 cult stage hit romantic musical comedy
The Penny Raffle
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,750. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Reeling from sexual discrimination, advertising expert Penny Mann decides to market her only remaining asset: Herself. A "penny" raffle. $0.01/ticket. Will it be heads? Or tails? [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format. To learn more about me, or this title, please visit ToddTrumpet.com!]
The Making of 'Sex and Violence'
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,800. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
"The Making of 'Sex and Violence'" is a mock-umentary in the tradition of "This Is Spinal Tap" about the movie business. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format. To learn more about me, or this title, please visit ToddTrumpet.com!]
GELUKKIG GESCHEIDEN, de rover beroofd - Nederlands
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 45,490. Language: Dutch. Published: November 16, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Twee oude mannen zijn beiden na 40 jaar gescheiden en platzak. De spilzieke George uit New York is blij toe. De zuinige Harold juist niet. Ze delen noodgedwongen een flat en hebben meer met elkaar gemeen: Ze moeten in korte tijd nog iets van hun leven maken. Stelen willen ze niet…, maar geld van de maffia?
Reborn
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 18,730. Language: English. Published: November 3, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
What if you could start over? What if you could wipe clean your entire past - gone - and begin a new life? A lonely man, struck by lightning, loses all memory of the past. Or is he just using the accident as an excuse to start over? “REBORN” is a comedy of "un-inhibition", where change in an instant can happen via a flash of lightning... ...or simple inspiration. The choice is yours.
Three Plays
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You set the price! Words: 42,840. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Three Plays. Two One Act. One Three Act. Theater of the Absurd inspired. I wrote these back in college and have hardly touched them since. If you enjoy them, I would appreciate feedback. If you perform one, I would love to see it.
Flaming Disc, Squatting Lager
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Price: $6.95 USD. Words: 16,550. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
X-creeem sports store employees Keith, a big-hearted jock, and Dave, a tech-savvy geek, team up with former champion Bob "Flaming Disc" Kellerman to battle villainous corporate sponsors in grueling tournaments of the quirky sport of Disc Golf to save a poor kids’ summer camp and win the hearts of Mindy, the camp’s idealistic counselor, and Rosie, a foxy marketing maven.
The Wedding Video (Screenplay)
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 18,590. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Everyone loves a wedding. You don't want to read something dry and droll. You want to read something smart and funny. Something you can laugh out loud to. "The Wedding Video" melts the most subversive comedies ever written into one manic concoction of love and lust. Peopled with wannabe mafiosi, this intriguing farce pits a young man on the rise against the don who wants to bed his fiance on...
Why The Squirrel Won't Fry
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,670. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Four enginerds are perfectly content to sit around a luncheonette talking about the girls of "Star Trek", until one decides to boldly go where none of them has gone before: On a date. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format. To learn more about me, or this title, please visit ToddTrumpet.com!]
Milk and Cookies
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,200. Language: English. Published: October 2, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Romance
An R-rated black-comic screenplay. The girl of our looniest dreams saves the man of hers from a nightmare of mob family values. When she spots Joe Lamb screwing up a convenience store robbery, Tammy Whinot realizes that anyone that incompetent at doing evil must have some good in him.
The Perfect Moment
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,840. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Film-Noir
This blackest of comic screenplays follows Writer Alex and his bizarre characters as they see-saw through multiple levels of reality in a race to compose The Perfect Moment before the evil electroshocking psychiatrist and wildly sexy Marlene Dietrich look-alike pounds on the Big Red Button to blow them all into oblivion. Not a ride for the literal-minded.
The Great Balducci
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Price: Free! Words: 570. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Short
A funny scene about a juggler without props.
All About Nikki- The Fabulous First Season
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Series: All About Nikki, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 55,630. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
She thinks it's her world. Unfortunately, we have to live with her.
Renting My Damn Mind
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Price: $8.00 USD. Words: 15,500. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2011 by Maximum Qualities Network, Inc. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Michael is in a psychiatric ward waiting for a solution to his problem: He has three imaginary friends that have made his life a torment. His family never visits, his doctor will only prescribe him medications and his love life is a mess. Michael seems to have hope again when he learns that his family will come to visit for the first time in three years. However, his three imaginary friends decide
The Oddfellows Home
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Price: Free! Words: 25,560. Language: English. Published: August 7, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Drama
The Oddfellows Home is an urban family comedy. A young, eccentric single mother who runs a nursing home falls in love with a very conservative guy who struggles to accept her unusual work, family and friends. She discovers he has an equally curious life that ultimately reveals their bizarre family tie.
O Juliet, Juliet
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Price: Free! Words: 5,980. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
A one scene comedy based on an audition night for Juliet, featuring a crusty Director with an ulcer and his young nephew reading for Romeo. The nephew tries to exploit his relationship with his uncle to further his romantic designs successively on each of the three Juliets. 35 minutes running time.
Instant Message Breakup
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Price: Free! Words: 580. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Short
A humorous scene that takes place online and on stage.