Screenplays » Comedy

The Window Seat
By Benjamin Sutton
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 97,840. Language: Australian English. Published: March 25, 2014 by Nicholas D Meeny. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Eyeplay
By Grant P Cunningham
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,870. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2014. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Eyeplay is just that, four stories for the eye. Modern fictions from Australia including humor and tragedy and comedy and sadness and gambling and the devil and the whole damn thing. Enjoy these explorations of life as we don't know it.
Have Some Guts
By Justin Langer
Price: Free! Words: 22,010. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Kenny's job sucks, his car is a piece of crap, and his girlfriend is about to break up with him. However, the two henchmen chasing him don't care; they just want back the briefcase worth untold riches he just found. For 48 hours, the beach town of Seaside will be turned inside out as the chase for the briefcase plays out. From dirty hippies to an 8-ton sperm whale, everyone wants in on the action!
The Good, the Plaid, and the Ugly
By Justin Langer
Price: Free! Words: 21,030. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
After a miserable high school experience, Jack has stopped evolving as a contributing member of society. Meanwhile, his career driven brother, Tim, has become about as exciting as an old hot dog. The story unfolds around these two brothers' pursuit of a misplaced family heirloom, resulting in an unusual tale of redemption, sibling rivalry, and lesbian coleslaw wrestling.
Phantasy
By Marlowe, Sr
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 169,550. Language: American English. Published: September 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
0.5 star(3.41 from 22 reviews)
Story about a disgruntled young man who begins to therapeutically write and in the process, creates a fantasy world where, he ends up creating a monster which seems to be totally indestructible!
Merchant of Venice, CA Screenplay
By Richard Martini
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,170. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2013. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
A screenplay based on the play "The Merchant of Venice" by William Shakespeare. Some years ago, the late great actor Ron Silver had agreed to play this character; a film producer named Shylock. I pitched the film to Tom Bernard at Sony Classic pictures and pointed out the "No one has made a screen adaptation of Shakespeare's play!" so much for giving great ideas.
Horse Theif Hollow
By Jack R. Stanley
Series: Read A Movie, Book 26. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,760. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals
When some unique horses are purchased from mountains of Russia by a modern day Texas rancher, mistakenly the favoriate of a 13 year old boy who loves and helps care for them, is in the mix. When the boy and his mother fly to the U.S. to get the special horse back, three michevious faries use their magic to go along and just make everything worse.
Angel's Revenge
By Jack R. Stanley
Series: Read A Movie, Book 18. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,350. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2013. Category: Screenplays » Romance
Angel Diaz is a disc jockey on South Padre Island, Texas, because her ex-boy friend, dumped her the night before she took the exam for medical school five years ago. She flunked the test and never made it into med school. When she sees her ex show up at the island airport she decides to get even.
The Virgin Casanova
By Jack R. Stanley
Series: Read A Movie, Book 12. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,940. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2013. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Rudy Kosti, a library major whom most coeds treat as if he has leprosy, is supposed to possess the “family gift|”--- the gift of Don Juan, Valintino, and all the great ladies men of history. His Uncle Don knows it’s true. But if Rudy really has the gift, he will lose the one girl he loves.
Between Love And Murder
By Jack R. Stanley
Series: Read A Movie, Book 9. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,340. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2013. Category: Screenplays » Mystery
Best selling mystery/comedy novelist, Dalt Glass and his lovely and sexy wife Ceiana decide to get a divorce because the spark seems to be gone from the marriage. It was a very happy divorce until Ceiana becomes the prime suspect in a murder. She begs Dalt to use his imagination to prove her innocence.
Tuskers - the Movie
By John Janovy, Jr
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 27,480. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2013. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
A screenplay based on the sci-fi comedy TUSKERS, about a football game between the University of Nebraska and the University of Oklahoma in the year 2099. Get ready for college football like you've never imagined it!
Time Well Spent
By J. Richard Singleton
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 20,970. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
After being brutally ditched by his girlfriend, high school senior Seth decides to win back ex Lysandra by reinventing himself into the man he has always wanted to be by fulfilling his childhood dreams and wishes
Confessions of a Grasshopper
By C.J. Lanet
Price: Free! Words: 23,050. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Family
An audacious kidnapping, a high-speed chase and dramatic rescue are well-traveled features of a run-of-the-mill screenplay, except that the kidnappee and the Grassalot colony are humanoid size, talking grasshoppers; the "hoppernappers" are a raunchy bunch of college kids; and the high speed chase stretches from New Mexico to New York City.
The Society of Sacred Souls
By Jo Hadley
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 20,530. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Drama
A screenplay about a group of friends, straight and gay, that support each other through the trials of love and life.
PIGGS - A Novel with Bonus Screenplay
By Neal Barrett Jr.
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 66,180. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2012 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If the Sopranos wore overalls and didn't care for shoes, they'd likely live in Mexican Wells, Texas. If Jack hadn't screwed up a no-brainer holdup in Amarillo, if he hadn't gotten high with a long-legged Oklahoma girl--hey, if he'd ever done anything right, he wouldn't have ended up in the Huntsville pen. He sure wouldn't be washing dishes in a dump like WAN'S. - A Modern Classic
Team Aniston Versus Team Jolie
By Kevin Schmadeka
Price: Free! Words: 23,260. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Action Adventure
Elite strike teams comprised of fans of two feuding actresses battle over world domination.
Nel piacere e nella musica - Alice e il mistero del parto orgasmico
By Giacomo Banchelli
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 23,760. Language: Italian. Published: February 11, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Lungometraggio. Alice, ostetrica e pianista, durante il parto del suo primo figlio invece di soffrire ha il più colossale orgasmo della propria vita e in seguito scopre di essere capace, tramite la musica, di trasmettere piacere agli altri. Le sue migliori amiche Miranda e Paola accolgono bene la notizia, ma suo marito e altre persone no e Alice dovrà scontrarsi con loro per la propria libertà.
Going through pleasure and music - Alice and the mystery of the orgasmic birth
By Giacomo Banchelli
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 25,650. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Feature film. Alice, midwives and pianist, at the birth of her first child instead of suffering has the most massive orgasm of her own life and then she discovers to be able to transmit pleasure by music to other people. Her best friends Miranda and Paola accept the news with pleasure, but her husband and many others don’t, forcing Alice to fight and defend her own dignity, femininity and freedom.
The Last Reel
By Will Todd
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,170. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2012. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Decryption (Level I): Two fugitive operatives are rounded up by the C.I.A. to recover the mysterious film they once lost... reopening personal wounds... and national secrets. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format.]
Y.M.I.
By Will Todd
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,600. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2011. Category: Screenplays » Comedy
Choir, listen to the pitch: A diverse chorus of teenagers unite during a whirlwind musical tour of Europe. [Note: I'm a screenwriter ("THE WONDER YEARS", "TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES") and this story is presented in its original screenplay format. To learn more about me, or this title, please visit ToddTrumpet.com!]