Dog Boy Bobbing in a Boat, The Autobiography of God by RMark Johnson
Price: $2.99 USD. 12370 words.
Language: English. Published on June 14, 2013. Fiction » Literature » Literary.
In this wry, understated, illustrated novelette, RMark Johnson claims that God was originally a small Dog bobbing in a row boat on a Cosmic Lake, speaking in fluent Sunfish. Sometimes God is a He, sometimes a She. The Serpent isn't evil (He's Mexican, usually). The Forbidden Tree has poisonous almonds. Adam hangs by his knees hooked around a branch and addresses God as "O Great Twerp." Eve cooks.