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Will His Love Be Like His Rum?
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Price: Free! Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
(3.75 from 4 reviews)
"Please, oh please," Caterina sobbed as she sat cross-legged in front of the closet, speaking to its door. This was her wedding night, her night of nights, but her new husband has serious wedding night jitters and has locked himself in that closet. Can she coax him out and to their wedding bed? Will his love be like his rum, intoxicating all night long? Or will that closet door stay locked?
Drill & Sanctimony
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Price: Free! Words: 50,010. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Overweight. Opinionated. Obsessed with video games and war movies. In U.S. Army basic training, Paul Sprungli connives, eats, and bumbles through ten weeks, running a contraband market, exploring religions, and facing military justice from a diminutive Drill Sergeant.
8810
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Price: Free! Words: 32,200. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2010 by Somnium Press LLC. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Join Bill Morison on his journey through corporate America, as he learns about auditing insurance and just how irritating people can be. This book contains office related humor, inspired by the author’s experiences in navigating through corporate life.
Dying to Get Published
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Series: The Jennifer Marsh Mysteries, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 54,020. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(3.86 from 7 reviews)
Jennifer Marsh is a mystery writer with eight unpublished books and hundreds of rejection letters. If she can just get famous for something, someone will surely publish her books. Why not murder? Because Jennifer's a good person, a vegetarian who rescued a greyhound. She could never actually kill someone, but she could plot a murder that will land her as the prime suspect in a real murder case.
Learn English with Funny Conversations
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Price: Free! Words: 19,590. Language: English. Published: June 4, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Language Instruction » English as a second language
practice your english by reading some funny conversations from my facebook page. you can learn new vocabulary and other tips about learning english from this book and have a lot of fun at the same time.
Louie the Bee: The Insects Prevail.
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Price: Free! Words: 98,070. Language: English. Published: April 11, 2010. Category: Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
Escape in a warm anthropomorphic tale that draws strong emotional responses. A story for the mature reader. It's about an insect community living an idyllic streamside life. Blissful complacency turns to a realisation that all is not well when the community's future is threatened by human activity. Some special powers enable the insects to deal with pending threats. Contains intrigue and mischief!
Love Hurts
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Price: Free! Words: 87,450. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts; well, my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn’t just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know; I’ve seen it in action.
Unholy Cow
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Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,960. Language: English. Published: October 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Everyone keeps talking about holy cows, but nobody wants to discuss the evil, unholy cows. They creep through nighttime pastures, looking for the next opportunity to make the world a worse place to live. Opal’s parents think Halloween is evil and that candy is bad for little children. They have never let her go trick or treating. Runyx the Unholy Cow is about to change that.
Breaking the Routine
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 68,740. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
(3.60 from 5 reviews)
Twenty-six years old Samantha Peters has been a good girl, never broke the rules, never did anything crazy, and never stood out in any way. Her best friend conviences her to go to New York for the weekend, where she has her first one night stand. No big deal, right? No one back home would ever know and she'd never see him again...right?
Vanity Plate Shorts
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Price: Free! Words: 2,840. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A hard-hitting, surprising set of short stories based on Vanity Plates from around the US. The authors are: Matt from SmallBizBee, Steven Male, Matt Hayward, George Angus
Killing Memories
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Series: Killing Memories, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 146,350. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
At 26 years old, Estela is completely inexperienced in love, and the women in her life just won’t let her die a lonely virgin spinster with donut glaze on her face. She has no time for men, but after a few matchmaking attempts, courtesy of Moo and Estela's family, men begin descending upon her with great gusto and flair. One's the Antichrist and the other makes her body hum. [Revised 2014]
The Secret to Everything
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Price: Free! Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: September 15, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Are you the sort of person who reads "how-to" books....how to be an instant millionaire, how successfully seduce, how to win?..... I have the secret to everything. Want to know what it is?
Attack of the Sugar Plum Fairies
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Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Holidays
(4.83 from 6 reviews)
The Sugar Plum Fairies are tired of dancing for nothing. To make matters worse, the North Pole is freezing, they have to wear skimpy outfits and their poor little legs get worn out quickly. When the Elvin Labor Union was formed, the poor little fairies were left out of any sort of fair bargaining agreement. The time has come for all of that to change.
The Garden Wall
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Series: Interesting events in space, Book 1. You set the price! Words: 115,300. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(3.90 from 10 reviews)
When Prof. Hughes accidentally vaporised the University of Birmingham School of Materials Science, and couldn't be found afterwards, his students thought the only consequence would be the cancellation of his notoriously hard end-of-year exams. However, for Eradani, this is just the start of a fantastic science fiction caper that she doesn't really want to be a part of.
Boomerang
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 83,520. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.45 from 11 reviews)
The only way Ted Hogwood can get his guitar out of hock is to accept an assignment from the AABC, a not nearly official branch of the US intelligence community. He is partnered with Jerry Kwiatkowski to steal a boomerang containing secrets that should have died with J. Edgar Hoover. It would be simple if they knew what they were doing.
the Ducks of Doom, Volume 6
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Price: Free! Words: 18,900. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The Camels of the Negev struggle to free their fleet of mud-brick ships from a UFO, while the Egyptians launch their StarCows defense. Allura, in the grips of the Manchurian Canard Personality, shops for rutabagas and kumquats. Freddy Manichean Heresy blows up a haggis and destroys a neighborhood. An evil villain steals Toronto's weather while everyone is busy watching the hockey wars.
Zachary Zombie and the Lost Boy
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Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,450. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Zachary Zombie is searching for newts in the forest. He finds a lost boy instead. When the boy asks nicely for help getting to his home in the village, Zachary agrees. Things are bound to go wrong when a magical stag, a pretty woman at the edge of a cliff, a party in the cemetery and villagers with torches and pitchforks are mixed with a craving for brainsss.
Besserwisser: A Novel (The Know-It-Alls)
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Price: Free! Words: 70,240. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Munich, 1990: American expat slacker Gordy Ford poses as a top Hitler scholar, all to impress a girl. Stuck in his scam, Gordy soon thinks he's stumbled onto a shocking historical discovery that's made him the target of a wannabe Neo-Nazi and shady Russian mafia. There's dark and dry humor and a rowdy plot. Everyone's an impostor, and all get exposed despite their best efforts.
The New Guy In Moon Base Twelve
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Price: Free! Words: 18,830. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
They weren't exactly the crew the President had in mind when he announced his plan to build a permanent base on the moon so the Chinese wouldn't do it first, but there they were, a boring collection of peaceful, happy settlers who couldn't even get a decent reality TV show rating. Life was perfectly dull until the new guy arrived. Now if they could only find out who he was and where he'd come from
Demonic Double Cross
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Price: Free! Words: 156,980. Language: American English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
Conman Arthur Broker has finally become a resident on easy street while posing as a paranormal investigator, separating superstitious suckers from their money. This cozy lifestyle shatters after the beautiful and possibly unstable Fiona Ambrose turns to him for help against the Daughters of All, a mysterious cult that has a knack for drug peddling, kidnapping and murder.