Fiction » Humor & comedy

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Shallow Breathing
Price: Free! Words: 2,850. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Urban
Crowds make Fausto nervous. Or, to be more precise still, everything makes Fausto nervous. This presenter, for instance. He’d love to throw the radio out of the window the moment the guy goes, ‘News!’, and then proceeds to reel them off, all those boring, predictable Sunday news.
How To Do Your Own Dentistry
Series: Get the story: New Mauretania Comics. Price: Free! Words: 770. Language: British English. Published: May 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Crime & mystery, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 3 reviews)
Darkly Humorous Business Techniques! Straight from the mouth of the dodgy end of the dental industry, this is a sweet little book to get your teeth into. Inci-dental-ly, this bite-size book only nibbles at the subject. It does not xray it or give the whole drill, but a small injection of humour flosses things off quite nicely! Another beautifully-illustrated story from Mauretania Comics.
The Littlest Spycat's First Christmas
Series: The Secret Life and Career of Arlo the Barncat, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 4,390. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Oliver is a kitten who wants Santa to bring him a pony for Christmas. Oliver’s mother thinks he should ask Santa to find him a good home instead. Midnight is a cantankerous old barn cat who is suffering from loneliness due to the fact that Arlo the barn cat is hanging around at Dr. Phelps’ house instead of home where he belongs. Midnight is considering moving in with the chickens.
If I Only Had a Brain
Price: Free! Words: 710. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
"Follow the yellow brick road. Follow the yellow brick road," I said as I came to in the hospital emergency room. After the day I had, I felt like the scarecrow. If I only had a brain.
I, Tim: Memoirs of a Cook on a Moon-Sized Planet-Vaporizing Space Battlestation
Price: Free! Words: 53,940. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
What happens behind the scenes in the Star Wars universe? Should we trust those heroes and their claims? "I, Tim" takes place in a working-class, LGBTQ-friendly satirical version of the Star Wars universe; it's a behind-the-scenes look at the efforts that make the heroics possible. The story follows Tim, a line cook and survivor of the destruction of the Deeeath Star and his struggles with PTSD.
Introducing the Richest Family in America
You set the price! Words: 85,970. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2010. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A conspiracy is underway in one of California's richest and most eccentric families. A beautiful Chinese pro golfer, a crooked lawyer, and a plastic surgeon conspire to offshore an old billionaire's factories to China. But the black sheep of the family, a gay man who suffers from panic attacks, gets wind of this, and fights like a mad dog to stop it
When God Gets Bored
You set the price! Words: 51,050. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
God did a lot of good work. He created all the planets and even entire galaxies. Those little umbrellas that go into fancy drinks at all too trendy night clubs? He was all over them too. But after creating everything, he hit the awkward point in life where he wondered what to do next. The answer would take God on a strange journey which would make him question the very nature of existence itself.
Price: Free! Words: 2,220. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In the tradition of "Moby Dick," "The Old Man and the Sea" and the great Ali-Foreman bout of 1974 comes a man vs fish story for the 21st century. It's survival of the fittest for George Miller, a down-and-out working stiff who has to beat the odds (and a really big fish) to reclaim his dignity. Short story, humor, around 2000 words.
My Name is Dave and I am Dead
Price: Free! Words: 1,550. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A recently deceased thirty-something man struggles to fit in with society as the walking dead. A very short, dark comedy.
The Moon is Cheese: Correspondence of a science abuser
Price: Free! Words: 7,050. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Science and Nature » Philosophy of Science
(5.00 from 1 review)
“Money, power, ideology, what is all this to me? I am an artist. My only interest is in painting the world anew for my patrons - a world in which we were all created yesterday, we can trash the planet with impunity, and the moon is made of cheese.” Welcome to the mind of an evil genius. His handiwork is all around us. You’d never believe the moon was made of cheese... would you?
A New Year Story
Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is a story of daily life, and middle age. It is something to make you laugh after Chiristmas when you receive your visa bill, or have to go back to work. It is a very candid book and involves apricots too.
GIT: Fireworks Night
Series: GITT, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 460. Language: British English. Published: November 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Holiday » Humorous
Crash, Bang, and Wallop! Mr. Git hates all the noise pollution of Fireworks Night, he thinks it's a pointless celebration. So, instead of enjoying the celebrations, he decides to give you a moaning lecture on the historic meaning of Fireworks Night. Full of historic facts and Wisdom, and all in under five hundred words ...
Freds Pet
Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Fred’s wife loves dogs. But, Fred reasons, no one’s perfect anyway. Not everyone can be a cat-lover after all. Some people have to be around to feed the canines to ensure that those dimwitted, smelly things don’t go extinct overnight. Cats, on the other hand, can take care of themselves, the way Fred can.
The Sim Diary
Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
‘The Sim Diary’ is a humorous short story that gives the reader a peek into the tragic yet comical world of a video game character whose life story is found within a virtual diary hidden within the case of a popular video game. The little man deals with a series of unfortunate incidents that certain video-gamers may be familiar with, until he is ultimately left alone in his virtual home.
A Concise History of Portsong
Price: Free! Words: 8,130. Language: English. Published: January 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » People & Places / United States / Other, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The Ladies Historical Society is proud to take you on a tour through the rich history of our fair town. From its humble founding, through the War Between the States, and up to the 1920's when an eccentric fellow came to town, you will laugh and come to understand why its citizenry is considered a little odd by most. Why, it's almost as good as sippin' lemonade on Ms. Prattlematt's back porch.
Checked Out: A Short Story
Price: Free! Words: 760. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
A woman finds out the hard way that work and romance don't always mix. (Flash fiction)
Wonka again and Baba too
Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wonka is back! and so is his new pal Baba, now on the inside of the good back door. Owner continues her struggles with Wonka always ready to spur on. Not one to tolerate failure, he recommends squaring up to each new and ghastly situation with fortitude! yes a cat for all seasons, so read on and relax with Wonka.
The Divine Dantes: Squirt Guns in Hades
Series: Divine Dantes Infernal Trilogy, Infernal Trilogy #1. Price: Free! Words: 74,230. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A finalist in the Indie Book Awards "Best Second Novel" category, "The Divine Dantes: Squirt Guns in Hades" is the first in a trilogy of laugh-out-loud books paralleling Dante Alighieri's classic poem, "The Divine Comedy," where the characters of The Inferno are encountered in modern times with surprising results. Read this literary, rock, love story today!
Dog Food
Price: Free! Words: 1,580. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.75 from 4 reviews)
This is a short story: Steven just witnessed his beloved dog tear out the throats of his two best friends. It gets even more surreal when the dog explains to him why he did it.
GIT: Late Buses
Series: GITT, Book 9. Price: Free! Words: 660. Language: British English. Published: March 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 1 review)
Buses, the great British public transport system we all know and love, runs on time, or that's what they want you to believe! Mr. GIT tells his tales of the public transport system, and how on occasions he has prevented himself from knocking the bus drivers teeth out. Keep calm, and no violence needed.