Fiction » Humor & comedy

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Heartbeat
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,190. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
After the Zombie Apocalypse, civilization adapts to troubled times. But can the living and the undead co-exist in peace? A zombie defender must question his principles when a hunter becomes infected by the zombie plague and threatens the boy's mother in "Heartbeat".
The Obituarist
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Price: $2.75 USD. Words: 11,680. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
The Obituarist - Dead people are the safest story around. They can’t answer back. But if you follow in death’s footsteps, it can be dangerous to get too close. An obituary writer seizes his chance when war heroes start dying. Brace yourself for handlebar moustaches, stiff drinks, greed, treachery and, of course, death. But with a twist. “Mordant, funny, dark, teasing and ironic.”
A Half Jew on Jew Street
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Price: Free! Words: 8,120. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
He's touring Jew Street. What will he meet?
The Caldecott Chronicles No.1
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,220. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
A unique, chilling and often hilarious zombie short story adventure set in Victorian England. If you enjoy it, please review it...it would mean a lot to me. And look out for the other books in the series. Cheers! RGB
Public Toenails and My Fights Over Stolen Chicken and Such
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Price: Free! Words: 4,770. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
A young married couple attempt a simple Sunday outing to the grocery store but when the man's wife accuses him of flirting with the girl working the deli counter and influencing her to steal chicken for him he tries to reason with her. She's stubborn and insists that he report the incident to the store manager. Problems arise. This is a quirky odd story
The Range Trip
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Price: Free! Words: 7,890. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
When a salesman attempts to infiltrate The Iron Range and convince the salt-of-the-earth inhabitants to pay for home improvements provided by his company, his trip turns out to be a bizarre ordeal involving dark secrets that he would've never expected. This is a tribute piece to Hunter S Thomson who died recently.
A Greasy Spoon Life
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Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
It's a difficult stressful week when you start talking to your cutlery... A crazy, silly, funny and sad story about a poor depressed spoon. Have a free chuckle today, and never be comfortable in your kitchen again. A story of 2300 words.
Happily Divorced, or how to rob the robber
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,310. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
After 40 years of troublesome marriages two 65 year old men are happily divorced but broke. Their future may only last five years. They decide to rob the robber.
The Secret Operation in the Matriarch's Kitchen
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: November 28, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Two hair-dryers from outer space visit a normal home on Earth to rescue a fellow home appliance from the shackles of slavery. However, the blender they came to rescue does not seem willing to follow them...
Holy Cannoli! Chick-E Gets A Job
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,420. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Entertainment
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Chick-E gets hired to waitress at Mama Romano's restaurant and things go very wrong. Join Chick-E on her adventure of flying meatballs!
Germaphobia Singapura (An Annoying Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,330. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Approx. Short Story Length: 11 pages / 3,160 words - Roy had always dreamed of living abroad in the tropics, somewhere remote and exotic. So accepting the offer to teach in Singapore was a no-brainer. But poor Roy failed to anticipate how living in one of the world's most densely populated cities would arouse his intuitive preoccupation with cleanliness.
One Dieter's Diary as Told to Laila Kujala by Oink
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,950. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Did you ever wonder why it is so easy to gain weight, but so hard to lose it? In One Dieter's Diary as Told to Laila Kujala by Oink, Oink is struggling with this question in a humorous way. The book is full of funny illustrations. Anybody who has ever tried to lose weight can relate to this story.
The Is Shop
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Price: Free! Words: 4,380. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Archie has never worked in an Is Shop before, although he's learning fast. Things are not that straightforward though: the proprietor is decidedly odd, the shop only stocks what the last person wanted and the customers are uncommonly rude. But things are to get stranger still...
Tiny Earth Declares War on Earth
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Price: Free! Words: 7,690. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
This is humor along the lines of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe. The president is coming into the Whitehouse after being elected and the Secretary of Defense tries to brief him about our microscopic nemesis and the building agression between the two planets. After the president realizes that he isn't being hazed his first day in office he needs a plan to defend earth.
Murder And Mayham
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Price: Free! Words: 8,960. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Jack Mayham, a criminal defense attorney who has been fired from three law firms in four years, believes he's been given the chance of a lifetime to get back on his feet. Soon after depositing a retainer for $250,000, he learns saving the stunning Lisa LeRouse Bedford from the prosecuting attorney is the least of his worries.
Tiny Earth 2
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Price: Free! Words: 12,260. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Somewhere between Monty Python and Douglas Adams orbits tiny earth. This is the sequel to Tiny Earth Declares War on Earth. Earth’s peace committee has failed to destroy tiny earth, and now the president and his team are stuck on our microscopic nemesis. What effect will earthlings have on tiny earth culture? Will the president and his team ever return to our planet?
BeanZ
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Series: BeanZ, The first in the series. Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Nine-year- old Ashlynn Elliott was a normal girl. She has an annoying brother and a cute sister. One day, her grandma gives her a stuffed animal, but this isn't an ordinary dog! It can talk! But what if some friends don't approve? They're in a hairy(or should I say "Furry") situation! What happens next is all up to the dog.
Fabulous Features of Mythical Creatures
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 400. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Come with us and let's enter the world of fabulous beasts and mythical creatures - the Minotaur, Medusa, goblins, fairies, the Loch Ness Monster, and many more. Find out why it isn't much fun being a troll, and what Pegasus really thinks of the unicorn. This great picture book with its lively and unexpected rhymes, is great for reading out loud at bedtime, for parents and children alike.
Feeding the Dragon
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Series: Tales from Harrhein, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 6,640. Language: English. Published: July 16, 2014 by MyVoice Publishing Ltd. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
In the Ancient Kingdom of Sung, a little girl is selected to Feed the Dragon. While mothers hide their children from the monks, Wu Gui chose to find out if there really was a dragon in the monastery that ate little girls. A story from Harrhein, though a long way away.
Why Does Obama Spit All Over His Shoes? Over 400 LOL Obama Jokes
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,470. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2010. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
"Why Does Obama Spit All Over His Shoes?" is a hilarious compilation of over 400 fresh-and-funny Obama jokes. No recycled birth certificate jokes here. The book is 100% original and certified birth-certificate-joke free. It answers burning questions such as, "What's the difference between Obama and your mama?" Written by a former stand-up comic and comedy writer. Miles knows funny!