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Louie the Bee: The Insects Prevail.
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Price: Free! Words: 98,070. Language: English. Published: April 11, 2010. Category: Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
Escape in a warm anthropomorphic tale that draws strong emotional responses. A story for the mature reader. It's about an insect community living an idyllic streamside life. Blissful complacency turns to a realisation that all is not well when the community's future is threatened by human activity. Some special powers enable the insects to deal with pending threats. Contains intrigue and mischief!
A Half Jew on Jew Street
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Price: Free! Words: 8,120. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
He's touring Jew Street. What will he meet?
Public Toenails and My Fights Over Stolen Chicken and Such
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Price: Free! Words: 4,770. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
A young married couple attempt a simple Sunday outing to the grocery store but when the man's wife accuses him of flirting with the girl working the deli counter and influencing her to steal chicken for him he tries to reason with her. She's stubborn and insists that he report the incident to the store manager. Problems arise. This is a quirky odd story
The Range Trip
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Price: Free! Words: 7,890. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
When a salesman attempts to infiltrate The Iron Range and convince the salt-of-the-earth inhabitants to pay for home improvements provided by his company, his trip turns out to be a bizarre ordeal involving dark secrets that he would've never expected. This is a tribute piece to Hunter S Thomson who died recently.
A Greasy Spoon Life
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Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
It's a difficult stressful week when you start talking to your cutlery... A crazy, silly, funny and sad story about a poor depressed spoon. Have a free chuckle today, and never be comfortable in your kitchen again. A story of 2300 words.
Una storia d’amore Galattica: the Quest for Lovonio
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Price: Free! Words: 6,690. Language: Italian. Published: January 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Un racconto comico di Fausto Napolitano. From the lost tales of Capitan Crick: “Una storia d’amore Galattica: the Quest for Lovonio.” L’unico racconto dove chi fisica non rosica.
Germaphobia Singapura (An Annoying Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,330. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
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Approx. Short Story Length: 11 pages / 3,160 words - Roy had always dreamed of living abroad in the tropics, somewhere remote and exotic. So accepting the offer to teach in Singapore was a no-brainer. But poor Roy failed to anticipate how living in one of the world's most densely populated cities would arouse his intuitive preoccupation with cleanliness.
The Is Shop
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Price: Free! Words: 4,380. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Archie has never worked in an Is Shop before, although he's learning fast. Things are not that straightforward though: the proprietor is decidedly odd, the shop only stocks what the last person wanted and the customers are uncommonly rude. But things are to get stranger still...
Tiny Earth Declares War on Earth
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Price: Free! Words: 7,690. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
This is humor along the lines of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe. The president is coming into the Whitehouse after being elected and the Secretary of Defense tries to brief him about our microscopic nemesis and the building agression between the two planets. After the president realizes that he isn't being hazed his first day in office he needs a plan to defend earth.
Murder And Mayham
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Price: Free! Words: 8,960. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Jack Mayham, a criminal defense attorney who has been fired from three law firms in four years, believes he's been given the chance of a lifetime to get back on his feet. Soon after depositing a retainer for $250,000, he learns saving the stunning Lisa LeRouse Bedford from the prosecuting attorney is the least of his worries.
Tiny Earth 2
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Price: Free! Words: 12,260. Language: English. Published: June 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Somewhere between Monty Python and Douglas Adams orbits tiny earth. This is the sequel to Tiny Earth Declares War on Earth. Earth’s peace committee has failed to destroy tiny earth, and now the president and his team are stuck on our microscopic nemesis. What effect will earthlings have on tiny earth culture? Will the president and his team ever return to our planet?
BeanZ
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Series: BeanZ, The first in the series. Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Nine-year- old Ashlynn Elliott was a normal girl. She has an annoying brother and a cute sister. One day, her grandma gives her a stuffed animal, but this isn't an ordinary dog! It can talk! But what if some friends don't approve? They're in a hairy(or should I say "Furry") situation! What happens next is all up to the dog.
Roger Faraday Earth's Ambassador
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Price: Free! Words: 73,540. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Why do Mogonites have to chase their guests down before a barbecue? Why are cows the most feared creatures in the galaxy? Who stole Earth’s moon? What are dogs actually thinking? The human race is on the verge of eradication and possibly the only man who stands between the deaths of billions and their safety is a skinny fellow dressed in a red and yellow Pizza Star uniform.
Love Hurts
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Price: Free! Words: 87,450. Language: English. Published: April 1, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Let me tell you something about love. They say love hurts; well, my love killed a whole town. Only a small town mind, but a whole town all the same. Love doesn’t just hurt, it maims, cripples and kills. I know; I’ve seen it in action.
Teacher's Pet
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Price: Free! Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
From the point of view of a little guy who sees things a little differently.
Jack the Frogmaker
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Price: Free! Words: 1,140. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Jack, the Frogmaker strikes at women in the heart of London
Gone Green
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You set the price! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
What does a blade-wielding, motorcycle-riding, zombie-killer want? Find out in this post-apocalyptic story of college professors, green brains, and sweet, fizzy soda pop!
Drippy the Peg Legged Rainbow
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Series: Stories for Demented Children, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 4,220. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2011. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Rainbows have existed throughout the universe since shortly after its inception. Born from light and moisture, they have expanded along with galaxies and other cosmic goo. Many are ancient, being nearly as old as the universe itself. Others are young, only born moments ago. This is the story of one rainbow, neither ancient nor young . . .
Freds Pet
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Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Fred’s wife loves dogs. But, Fred reasons, no one’s perfect anyway. Not everyone can be a cat-lover after all. Some people have to be around to feed the canines to ensure that those dimwitted, smelly things don’t go extinct overnight. Cats, on the other hand, can take care of themselves, the way Fred can.
Not at all Rhinocerus
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Series: Quirky Verse. Price: Free! Words: 6,930. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
A collection of quirky verse by Barnaby Wilde which is not at all rhinoceros. (Well, maybe just a little bit, at the end). A miscellany of verses full of weak puns, old jokes and a sense of the ridiculous.