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"Life Is About Choices" For Dummies
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Price: Free! Words: 580. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A very short work of fiction for those still dazed and confused by the daily grind; on the other hand, plain and obvious truth to those who have woken up and smelled the coffee. Whether you see this brief work as fiction or non-fiction, you'll have to admit - it is very concise.
If These Saris Could Talk: A Monologue of Gossip
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,910. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2015. Category: Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Asian American
From Ashok Rajamani, author of the acclaimed memoir "The Day My Brain Exploded," comes a fun, frothy collection of audacious scandals: "If These Saris Could Talk: A Monologue of Gossip." Discover an uncharted India from Silky Aunty, a fantastically mad woman from Mumbai, who dishes the dirt in this wild discourse and unwraps the saris which bind a group of women to their secrets.
Conversations with God's Wife: Straight Talk from God's Better Half
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 53,600. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
God’s better half dishes the cosmic soup on belief systems, ego, the New Age and more in this conversational debut. She boldly exposes astral-based Overlord Industries, corporate propagator of evil on earth for millennia. Amid antics of neighbors Twist and Doreen, children Sunny and Share, God’s evil twin UDog et al, God’s wife speaks incisive truth with wit, offering you keys to personal freedom.
Jumping Down the Stairs
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Price: Free! Words: 1,560. Language: British English. Published: March 2, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For children living nowadays, where every modern convenience, electronic game and gadget is readily available for their entertainment and enjoyment, jumping down the stairs must seem like a rather stupid, reckless and even foolhardy activity, but let me tell you, right here and now, I had some of the best times of my life while jumping down the stairs. A short story in the style of Roald Dahl.
Вера Штольц и Даниэль Дефо Женский роман-сериал Серия 5
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Price: $1.59 USD. Words: 42,280. Language: Russian. Published: March 2, 2015 by T/O "Neformat". Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Сказка – это не то, что пишут в красочных книжках для детей, сказка – это то, что произошло с красивой молодой москвичкой Верой Штольц после ее внезапного знакомства с богатым принцем из Санкт-Петербурга. Степан Надомников – единственный сын олигарха, владеющего финансовыми фондами, промышленными предприятиями, модными журналами и строительными компаниями.
Where No Man Has Gone Before
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,650. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2015 by FrostProof808. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
In this SF/Western spoof, seven wary men make their way on horseback across a severe desert in Mexico. They come upon a village where they are certain they'll find villagers who need to be rescued from banditos or some other malady. What they find is a great deal more.
Trevor: Diary of an Alien - Operation Earth Destroy
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Series: Trevor: Diary of an Alien. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,520. Language: American English. Published: March 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Trevor is an alien. His mission - to destroy Earth.... This is his diary.
LOST and PROFOUND: The Rejected Book Reviews by Famous People
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 23,070. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What do Gore Vidal, Madonna, Arnold Palmer, David Letterman, Gloria Steinem and Salvatore 'Sammy the Bull' Gravano have in common? They, and many other celebrities, have written book reviews for the prestigious literary journal, 'The London Review of Books'. Each was rejected without explanation. Their reviews are now published as an entertaining, hilarious and at times controversial, collection.
Jalluna (peccato che piovesse)
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Price: Free! Words: 31,570. Language: Italian. Published: March 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Alcuni tra i più famosi alieni dei quattro angoli dell'Universo hanno speso una breve parte del loro vagabondare su quel piccolo pianeta "praticamente innocuo" che noi chiamiamo Terra, pianeta che, in questa storia, non c'entra nulla. Qui si parla di uomini, donne, asteroidi, dittatori e carcassiani una una spaceopera ispirata al genio di Douglas Adams. Ispirata, appunto, senza velleità alcuna.
The Resurrection of Osama bin Laden: A Novella
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,250. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The author goes to Vegas to cover a Conference for Young Conservatives, but it’s a bust. He instead gets wrapped up in a much larger story, one that could bring down the presidency. Osama bin Laden is still alive. The author and his editor pick up the trail on the Vegas Strip, fend off rivals from Fox News, outmaneuver rogue agents of the CIA, and follow their leads to the outskirts of Khartoum.
Murdoch Cop
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,530. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Murdoch, if you choke the kid we won’t be able to take him to court and involve ourselves in a long, fruitless court case, where—thanks to a well-paid, crooked lawyer—the kid will end up getting off scot-free!’ It’s the late 60s/early 70s, where foul language has hit the streets. Murdoch has had enough of these young punks with their drugs and their jive talking. He intends to put a stop to them
Gadzooka Vs Sushima
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,310. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Why, Murdoch, who else would do such a terrible thing as destroy Tokyo. . . than the evil Gadzooka?" What would the world be without the 1960s Japanese robotic monster? Umm. . . quite peaceful, probably. Join Murdoch as he attempts to save Tokyo by unleashing the wonderful, benevolent, child-loving Sushima on the evil Gadzooka in a battle of robotic monsters.
Murder, Mystery & Dating Mayhem
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,100. Language: American English. Published: March 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
My name is Izzy. I drink too much, am clumsier than a newborn foal, and my brain-to-mouth filter often malfunctions. My best friend Jack has decided it’s time I jump back in the dating pool. Just when things in the dating world start to heat up, my grandma dies. Did someone really kill grandma or am I and my merry band of geriatric thieves imagining things?
The Murder of Crows
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,550. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In a near future of zero tolerance, Big Brother is not entirely born of the government. He is also your local news, your social media friends and followers, your neighbors. It was only a matter of time before someone found a way to capitalize on it. A satire of modern media and popular culture, THE MURDER OF CROWS attempts to follow the trend of public shaming to what could be its ultimate end.
Let's Use Free Speech to Exalt Inhalants
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 830. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
You know what the world needs? A short volume of poems praising inhalants. So unless you are afraid, order millions of copies of this work to share with all your friends and their friends.
Enemies Like These
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 61,440. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
It's nemesis at first sight. Or at least nemesis at first broken bone.
Gymee's Quest(ion)
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Price: Free! Words: 5,350. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
This is the story of a boy in search of meaning – of the f-word. It’s an endearing story of adventure, coming of age, humor, relationships, suspense and collective lexistigmatosis. Guaranteed to entertain or your freedom back.
Wish Upon A Stud Series
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 90,170. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
The Wish Upon A Stud Series is five hot and hilarious novellas about wishes that go terribly wrong…fortunately. Wish Upon A Stud...A happy ending is just a coin toss away.
Terror Beyond Measure: A Norton Pumblesmythe Short Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,580. Language: British English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Where's the best place to spend Halloween? The most haunted venue in Victorian London, of course! Terror Beyond Measure is a macabre comedy that introduces Norton Pumblesmythe; a deranged toff rewriting the history books through an absinthe glazed eye. There is no landmark event that cannot be gatecrashed, no famous figure who cannot be harassed, and no drug that cannot be mixed with alcohol.
A Grubby Maid, Some Magic Slippers, and a Midnight Ball (Fairyland Snarktales Short Story 1)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,990. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A Snarky Narrator, incensed by the inherent lack of common sense found in Fairy Tales, launches into a tirade of lively retellings, chalk full of opinions and frequently breaking the fourth wall. When Cinderella defies her wicked stepmother to attend a ball, the Snarky Narrator questions whether Magic can really turn A Few Hours Dancing into Love that will Outlast The Ages.