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My Lying Bathroom Mirror (M)
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Price: Free! Words: 220. Language: Australian English. Published: August 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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A short poem, wif words what rhymes even, in celebration of your visit to my Smashwords Page.
My Lying Bathroom Mirror (F)
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Price: Free! Words: 230. Language: Australian English. Published: August 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A short poem, wif words what rhymes even, in celebration of your visit to my Smashwords Page.
The Wise Man and the Pig
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Price: Free! Words: 1,350. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Long ago and far away, two men visit the local wise man for advice on a coveted pig.
Chocolate Vampire Santa
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,980. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
Santa Claus turns a woman into a vampire and takes her to the North Pole. Mrs. Claus is not pleased. Find out what happens in this exciting short story! Includes a sample from Vampire Lesbian Train.
The Old Man and The Three Kittens
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Price: Free! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When one is trapped in the past it takes irony and humorous circumstances to change, maybe even one's entire outlook.
The Curious Affair of Scuppers Bilgewater and the Lesser Speckled Dunk Island Scrub Hen
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Price: Free! Words: 3,240. Language: Australian English. Published: August 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In my earlier days I was quite the foolhardy young rake and had a great many outrageously wild and exciting adventures. This is not one of them.
At Home in the Stars
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,820. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Jenny and Alice find themselves on an alien spaceship, the latest specimens in an intergalactic zoo. Their demands prove taxing to the aliens, while the people on Earth learn how comfy a lifetime in a space-bound zoo really is. Can the pair escape the madness and get back home? A short story at approximately 7,000 words, originally in the Quantum Zoo anthology by D.J. Gelner and J.M. Ney-Grimm.
The Team Up
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,090. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Superheroes
The heroes of Megaton City try to be good while the villains tend to be evil. These heroes are just dysfunctional. Tom North is a former hero forced to work with his old nemesis Doctor Demon to rehabilitate disgraced vigilante Trevor Rembrandt. Riley Trudeau is the agent charged with keeping the team out of the limelight. She has her hands full. This is the Team Up.
Safe and Secure in Atropia
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,760. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
A couple recently moved into a master planned gated community, kept up to exacting standards by aerial surveillance, "helpful" bureaucrats, and of course the vigilant HOA. But having to worship a parking meter seems a little much. This farcical satire of suburbia illustrates that totalitarianism isn't always an iron-fisted dictatorship (yet), and it may be closer to home than one might think.
Stickman's Sticky Situation
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Price: Free! Words: 720. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Step into the hectic life of the one and only Stickman
The Mindwriter: Episode 3
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Series: The Mindwriter, Episode 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,500. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter is an ambition mind reader and writer with immense powers and promise, who, apart from ambition, has a very sadistic and egotistical streak. He is a downright bastard.
Arnold
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Price: Free! Words: 14,400. Language: British English. Published: August 16, 2014 by Geraldine Humphries. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
These are some of the 'adventures' ten years old, Arnold Tibbs has whilst being, just Arnold. His imagination takes him into realms of fantasy that others' cannot envisage.
Baboons and Bureaucrats
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Price: Free! Words: 3,250. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Some bureaucrats work professionally and arduously, and possess a true desire to help people while many others work slowly, making simple tasks exceedingly difficult, treating recipients poorly, and chasing everyone away. Thus, I wrote this parody to express my appreciation to the world’s bad bureaucrats, and, unfortunately, the world has too many of them.
29 Free Stories
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Price: Free! Words: 12,170. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
29 free short stories.
Short Scripts
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Price: Free! Words: 630. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Crime & mystery
How to write a movie mystery screenplay, Icy Rivers style, and introducing mysterious mystery man, DirtyBoy McF.
Talking Crows
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Price: Free! Words: 4,050. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Follow Magnus, Korvern, and Septimius in this black-humored short story as they talk on all manner of aspects. From stray dogs and men of evil hearts, to matters of politics and things preternatural. Fiscal austerity, cats, dead elders, and evil spirits to name a few. Strange things for crows to ponder on, indeed.
Scatology - My Contribution to that Field
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Price: Free! Words: 16,390. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
No matter they might be young, snobby, tough or pompous, there's nowhere to hide when their comeuppance arrives and they find themselves in the poo, in more ways than one.
Divine Intermission: Edge of Everything
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,220. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Carl is accidentally immortal, his best friend is an otherworldly being named Chip, and his most recent vacation was to a pocket universe called The Infinite Beach, where he found himself face to face with a retired deity. It is after parting from this immaculate paradise that we rejoin Carl and his friends on their quest to fix the multiverse. The Cosmic Swing of Things hangs in the balance.
Divine Intermission: The Infinite Beach
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,740. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Carl is a Mistake not in the sense that he surprised his parents by being conceived, but in the sense that he is accidentally immortal and threatens to disrupt the Cosmic Swing of Things, ushering the era of Divine Intermission. With the proper help, he might be able to set the universe right. That is, if he survives his time on the Infinite Beach.
A Bushman's Tail
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Price: Free! Words: 5,070. Language: Australian English. Published: August 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
All countries have some interesting local characters out in their rural back blocks, but these two somewhat defective old-timers are in a league of their own.