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A Your Side of Midnight Short: A Spirited Christmas
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Price: Free! Words: 6,150. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
T'was the week before Christmas and all through the house, a ghost and a woman fought while Sabaste got soused. The stockings were hung off the mailbox without care, and all through the valley was nothing but warfare.
Sneeuwwitje herzien
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Series: De brutale heks. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,960. Language: Dutch. Published: December 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Hilda komt Sneeuwwitje te hulp als de prinses dreigt te worden vermoord door haar stiefmoeder, de koningin. Onze heks ziet meteen haar kans schoon om wraak te nemen op de koningin vanwege een incident dat ze niet vergeten is. Zal het de brutale heks lukken om haar plan uit te voeren ondanks alle hindernissen die op haar pad komen? Let op: dit is geen boek voor jonge kinderen! (Het is Hilda.)
The Last Dragon Slayer
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Price: Free! Words: 41,390. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In a land far away the last dragon slayer seeks the last dragon. Unfortunately he's having an extended out-of-body experience and a really bad hair day due to a magical accident. Coupled with a violent but well-meaning king, a non-violent and evil wizard and pets that just won't shut up, this quest is turning into a farce, fast.
Winners and Losers
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,060. Language: American English. Published: December 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Set in a small southern Michigan city in the early 1990s, Winners and Losers is a rollicking dark comedy starring Tom Slotrak, a young man who wins the jackpot in the Michigan Lottery and the crazy and (sometimes) romantic adventures he has afterwards. He learns the hard way that money can’t buy happiness but that it sure can lead to some very funny and bizarre experiences!
Are You A Jerk?
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,040. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Are you a jerk? Of course not. It’s always the other guy who is a jerk. What if you’re already a jerk, but just don’t know it yet? After all, most jerks think that they’re God’s gift to everybody, and the thought of being a jerk never entered their minds. To find out if you are a jerk and to what degree, take the test in this book. If you want to be a jerk, then just follow the tips. Good luck.
Heaven Nor Hell
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Price: Free! Words: 26,840. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Three journalism students stumble across something that could change the world. In the process, they make enemies of the Prime Minister and every pharmaceutical company on the planet - who all want what the students have - and of The Vatican, which would do everything in its power to stop the students' investigations.
Wonka Presents! The Story of Joe's Christmas - Part One
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Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,750. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
At last it's Christmas and a magic tale awaits, Joe's Christmas, approved by Wonka and fully illustrated by Owner. In this Twelfth book in the series we meet Joe and his Mum again, but from Christmas past. There is Neddy rocking horse to take you through this magical tale and the mystery of the Returns Dept! Our Christmas gift from Us to You for wishes really do come true! Part one of three. x
Yby katu, Yby poranga - Terra boa, Terra bonita -
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 22,090. Language: Portuguese. Published: December 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Numa viagem aventuresca de mais de cinco séculos o protagonista da narrativa com humor ironia e uso constante de paródia vai revisitando trechos da trajetória evolutiva de um país incrível imenso de contrastes tantos e confrontos idem.
The Case of the Holiday Clichés
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Series: The Adventures of Agent Diamond and Charming Guy. Price: Free! Words: 3,370. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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Canadian superspies Agent Diamond and Charming Guy are back, fighting against insipid literature in this new short story. No holiday cliché is safe! This book is a free download and it is intended as a 2014 holiday gift for one and all. Apologies in advance to those who knit.
Unos Marranos + Una Víbora = Romance
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 76,850. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A novel stuffed with fun, animals, people, food, uncertainty, conflict but with a happy ending. It is carnitas for the soul. And brain.
Lenwa and the Pandahead
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Series: The Pandastan Trilogy, Part 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 131,550. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
The Pandastan Trilogy continues as Dramedy and her friends seek to heal the fractured relationship between the United States and a society of mystic pandas. They must contend with Marketism, a money-worshiping religion sweeping the country, as well as a secret international conspiracy that plans to alter the very nature of humanity itself, and it's one step ahead of Pandastan at every turn.
The Short, Spectacular Indie-Publishing Career of Matilda Walter
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Price: Free! Words: 7,320. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this twist on the classic story by Thurber, downtrodden direct mail list clerk Walter Mitty dreams of achieving fame and fortune as a self-published romance author . Her colleague Jonathan is eager to assist, which is handy since Wally is better at imagining success than actually sitting down and writing. A short romantic comedy.
THE DAT THAT ATE CHRISTMAS A Humorous and Cautionary Tale in Verse for the Season of Giving
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2014 by Harp Seal Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A hapless father tries to please everyone by getting his children a "dat" for Christmas--an animal that is half dog and half cat and that has the schizophrenic personality to prove it--with disastrous and hilarious results. Start a new family tradition by reading aloud this Christmas poem, guaranteed to make your kids smile and to put your holiday woes into perspective.
Sussie red die Renoster (Boek #4: Ouma op Reis)
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Series: Ouma op Reis. Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: Afrikaans. Published: December 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Ons kan nie eers 'n plastiekrenoster red nie!" is Sussie se moedelose gesug. Maar Sussie gooi nie maklik tou op nie en niemand gaan haar keer as sy reeds 'n besluit geneem het nie.
Stoner, Unincorporated
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 100,160. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Stoner, Unincorporated is about the shooting of Kevin Carter, Bylaws Officer of the Township of Stoner. It is also the story of three men, lost in existential crisis of their own making. It is a story of a town where the undercover narcotics officers outnumber the drug users by two to one. It is a story of love, of faith, of economics and of Bigfoot.
The Project
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Price: Free! Words: 1,420. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The project is real and is seeded with a little humor. It is intended to lighten your soul, give you a chuckle to start your day. Follow the path of the project, even among the humor there are things to learn. One finds out a project is never just a project, life comes at you from all directions and one just has to accept and work through it.
Malice in Wonderland Prequel
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Series: Malice in Wonderland, Book 0. Price: Free! Words: 30,280. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
A prequel to the darkly comedic Malice in Wonderland trilogy. A peek inside the minds of Alice and the other characters of Wonderland before she killed them. By the author of SinEaster and Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown.
Screwtape Lost and Found – Sowing the Seeds of Domestic Hatred
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 17. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Church is unique in the workings of Demons in that it is double blinded. Its machinations blind it to itself while blinded to the real world’s perceptions of it. It is so insular it must constantly reacquaint itself with the Enemy, for it does not know why it exists. And lucky for the poor that its earthly riches glitter brightly in the moonlight.
MNPB (Midnight Peanut Butter)
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Price: $1.44 USD. Words: 37,930. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
"Snarky teenagers and unfortunate circumstances," a story told in chatlogs. A group of online friends - four teenagers in different timezones - attempt to handle a series of events that both test and threaten their bonds as friends over the course of their last five days of high school.
Deus Ex Machina
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 56,280. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A humor anthology of all the classic overworked, much-abused fantasy tropes as we would love to see them told - just once.