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Nothing Perpetual: A Short Story
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,390. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2015 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Have Zach’s passive aggressive tendencies really led him to this? In the middle of the night. Down on his knees. A pair of scissors in his hand. Cutting a hole in his teenage daughter’s beanbag. . . . Perhaps he should get professional help after all. An off-centre, life-affirming story. Nothing Perpetual: A Short Story.
Love Should Never Wait: A Short Story
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,890. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2015 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Lisa finds herself, like so many others, going to extreme lengths to find love: Speed dating. It worked for others, so why not for her? But will she be able to find those rebellious types she’s so keen on? A story of love, reality and friendship. Love Should Never Wait: A Short Story.
Gotta Have Clean Teeth: A Short Story
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,680. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2015 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Karlson Davis has a decision to make. Keep exploiting the bass player of his band. Or come clean. Call the whole thing off. Decisions, decisions . . . A story which explores farce, and when it’s time to call it quits. Gotta Have Clean Teeth: A Short Story.
Jugovina
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Price: Free! Words: 1,360. Language: Serbian. Published: February 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dizajn omota i grafika Goran Radičević
Agent Nine and the Killer Beats
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Price: Free! Words: 11,560. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Agent Nine, an intergalactic secret agent, is forced to complete his coworker's failed mission. As his team tries to protect the world from hearing the most horrific music ever produced, Russia and America are on the brink of a nuclear war.
The Provocateur
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,150. Language: American English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A woman with ill intentions boards a train. She’s got something hidden up her skirt - and soon, the whole train is going to hear about it. Sexy, sassy, and a little absurd, The Provocateur is the unsettling story of a wife’s revenge.
Polar Bear in Australia, Book Two of the Polar Bear Trilogy
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 62,380. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
MM1(SS) Jason Beckman accepted a commission and an assignment as Assistant Defense Liaison at the U.S. Embassy in Australia. He could have taken a medical discharge. Australia is a strong ally, they speak English, the populace is friendly... what's not to like? What could go wrong? Jason could have given more thought to Cdr.Finster's motive for recruiting him so stridently.
The Midland Mutiny
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Price: Free! Words: 20,500. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Mayor, Chief of Police, Newspaper editor and Radio Station Director are fired from their roles as a simple typo in Midland's Community Leader for a Day contest proves disastrous to their egos.
Not Just For Christmas
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 63,880. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Not Just For Christmas is three not so short short stories you can read at any time. NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS (Three short Christmassy stories to read at any time!) by STEFAN JAKUBOWSKI THE MISSING CHRISTMAS SOCK Tom Tyme, the time travelling pensioner, is at his wits’ end in this Yuletide mystery. Saint Nicholas is missing you see! Worse still, so is Tom’s Christmas sock!
Tyme And Time Again
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 79,110. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Against a backdrop of fun, Tyme And Time Again is the further adventures of Tom Tyme, the time travelling pensioner. With his familiar, the magical Egyptian Mau Catranna - Cat for short - by his side the adventure is set as they investigate disturbing goings on in the deep past concerning a certain Leonardo Da Vinci.
Miscreation
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 123,920. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There’s life. There shouldn’t be. Follow Musca “the explosion was nothing to do with me” soot smeared idiot son of the very recently deceased Chieftain. He plans to take the survivors of a certain devastating incident to a mythical land called OHM - there’s no place like it. Miscreation is a fantasy comedy of epic nonsense. Enjoy! Let the lunacy begin!
Last Train to Murder and Other Stories
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You set the price! Words: 41,130. Language: English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Stories about Davy Jones and the Monkees to help raise money for the Davy Jones Equine Memorial Fund. In Last Train to Murder the Monkees help find a killer to clear Peter Tork. In story The Old Grey Mare they help a boy keep his horse. In A Quiet Drive in the Country Davy battles car thieves. In Mama's Boys Davy and Bruce Lee become government agents.
Diálogos de Plutão (Pluto Dialogues)
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,030. Language: Portuguese. Published: February 24, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Diálogos de Plutão (Pluto Dialogues) foi escrito como resultado de diversos trechos de conversas ouvidas nas ruas pelo autor, em que apenas pedaços aparentemente sem sentido eram captados, pois tanto as pessoas que conversavam quanto o autor caminhavam de passagem pelos lugares onde partes das conversas eram ouvidas pelo ar, e apenas sensações ficaram na memória.
Good Sense Panda
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Series: The Pandastan Trilogy, Part 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 116,990. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Dramedy and her companions must venture to the future in search of the fabled panda Heva, seeking her aid in the healing of the world. Meanwhile, the Concern enlists Carrie in their quest to transcend the very limits of life and humanity. Love and compassion must contend with the dreadful powers of the Machine in this, the stirring conclusion to the Pandastan Trilogy.
Pudgy and Precocious - The World of Baby LeRoy
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Price: Free! Words: 9,000. Language: American English. Published: February 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Baby LeRoy is a chubby bundle of joy - and is the smartest and sassiest infant ever! True, he can't really talk yet, but that doesn't stop him from telling his stories, and expressing his outrageous opinions by typing them into his PC, that faithful companion who rivals his shapely Mexican nanny for his attention. Don't eat or drink while reading this book, for you may have a laughing fit!
Salvation of Sam
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,240. Language: British English. Published: February 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
The recently bereaved Jonas heads back to his forest playground to grieve. However, he stumbles across the unlikeliest of beings in his path, an abandoned dolphin. The discovery sets him off on a mission of redemption and salvation, but all that he finds along the path are obstacles which require him to dig as deep as possible as he tries to deal with the loss of Jolene.
Cosmic Tales 5: Pipe Dreams
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Price: Free! Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
On a frozen mountain range, Elwood and Rodeena adopt disguises to try and scare away a bunch of workers from constructing an oil pipeline.
Glorious
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,000. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Ever since she glimpsed Virgil the Champion as a little girl, Gloria knew he was the only one for her and spent her life dreaming of him. When she gets a chance to watch him fight in a tournament, she eagerly does so only to see him lose to the kingdom's best warrior. Vowing to avenge to his honor, the delusional fangirl begins an unpredictable journey that will change her life, and the world...
Five Tips for Abducting a Human Without Being Caught
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 730. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
"Five Tips for Abducting a Human Without Being Caught" is a short list of silly tips written by a human, er, an alien for aliens. Originally published by Third Flatiron Publishing.
The Gym. How I Beat The Exercise Boredom With Funny Gym Adventures
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Price: Free! Words: 4,880. Language: English. Published: February 22, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I am going to be honest with you. I don’t like to exercise. I didn’t like to do it when I was a kid, I didn’t enjoy it when I was in college, and I continued to ignore it into the later phases of my life. However, it didn’t matter if I liked it or not, there came a time when I didn’t have a choice anymore. I just had to exercise in order to keep myself healthy.