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Brian: Faded
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Price: Free! Words: 1,980. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.90 from 10 reviews)
Brian is a faded rock star, still trying to cash in on his childhood fame. But when he meets former hippie, Rain, he gets more than he bargained for. This story contains content that is not suitable for children.
To Iceland, With Love
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Series: The Quiet Rooms Trilogy, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 40,470. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
You know John and Jane. The couple next door. Two garden-variety government agents facing marital problems, a housing crisis, and long-term unemployment. Could it get any worse? Guess who just got voted most likely to overthrow the New World Order. "To Iceland, With Love" - a satirical ride to the dark side of the Global Financial Crisis...
Destiny Can Be a Real Pain in the Ass
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 2,390. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(3.00 from 1 review)
What happens if you're the chosen one... but you suck at it?
You Say It Without Laughing
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Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. You set the price! Words: 1,460. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's a bit of a curse to have a childish sense of humor, but for one Ohio city-councilman, not being able to keep it together could mean the loss of his job. Some of this story is true, but most of it isn't.
Ignatius Ignoramus, The Ill-Fated
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,920. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Teacher Ignatius has a secret desire and fire doesn't worry him; he believes he can outlive others by standing in the sun; he tells Tommy Tingles, Suzie Slurpkupp and other classmates. School's out for Christmas;Tommy invites him on an adventure stretching over the wildest boundaries; it's a race against time to save the planet. Ignatius's curiosity may be his downfall in this changing end time.
Milligan and Murphy
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 45,380. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012 by Fandango Virtual. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On one level this could be a farcical tale reminiscent of the work of Flann O’Brien about a pair of Irish layabouts who somehow run away from home by accident and are helped find their way by a number of eccentric characters; on another it might be a metafiction about the nature of writing inspired by Samuel Beckett or maybe it’s just a silly book like ‘Puckoon’. Then again it could be all three.
My Nephew & Mossad Vs. Iran's A-Bomb
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Price: Free! Words: 51,450. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
An Iranian airplane is flying with a secret delegation- including the President ; instead of landing in its destination: Syria – it arrives in Israel, as a result of smart deception maneuvres of anti-regime plotters. Many jerky scenes develop, showing how Iranian president fails in trying to escape; soon he discovers that a Duplicate Ruler had been replaced him -and nobody really needs him.
Hell City
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Series: The Dick Londergan Chronicles. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,200. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
Dick Londergan is a private detective from the old school, the kind who likes his women leggy, his bourbon neat, and his coffee black. When summoned to Telegraph Hill to investigate a murder, he soon finds himself thrust into a mystery so deep, even his old school methods may not be enough to solve it. He finds out too that the biggest mystery of all might be: Who is Dick Londergan?
The Last Resort
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 83,290. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Chased from an Austrian cliff-top castle by an angry mob armed with pitchforks and torches – where can a zombie run to for safety? Hunted down by a headmaster with a silver-bullet-loaded rifle – what’s a boarding school matron-turned werewolf to do? Weary of jumping out from behind pyramids, half-heartedly cursing tourists – how’s an ancient mummy to fill his time?
After These Messages
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 22,390. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
What would happen if the world suddenly turned into a giant commercial break? Jade's about to find out, thanks to her little brother's stupid wish. Now, not only must she face stupid ads coming to life around her every minute of the day. She's also being stalked by the most terrifying one of all: the creepy, always-smiling Burger Planet mascot! *This is a novella at about 23,000 words.*
He's My Tank
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 56,490. Language: American English. Published: August 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
This is your typical cop has to protect the girl story with a twist. Maggie isn't beautiful, she doesn't make men stop and stare...well maybe she does but not in the way most women want. Most people see her as weird loser at best. She won't let anyone touch her, she stutters constantly, and is always playing video games like some geeky teenager.
Argos and His Master
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Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 9,370. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2012 by Fario. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Life is this way: first you have to beg for things and then you have to growl to keep them." Argos's master has been sent to the mountains for his health. Bored, he resolves to teach his hunting dog to talk. The experiment fails, but he himself--the more advanced animal--manages to learn Argos's language.
The Pity Party
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,580. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Down on your luck? Why not throw an old fashioned pity party? Invite your friends!
Tim Buck
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 73,030. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Now that Tim Buck has been promoted out of the spy agency's cafeteria and left his hair net behind, he finds himself trying to prevent a disaster of Biblical proportions.
The Curse Of The Cowboy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,750. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(5.00 from 1 review)
“The Curse Of The Cowboy” is about three cowboys who aquire a map that leads to an old Indian graveyard containing buried treasure. However, things don’t go as planned and you’ll learn many things: such as the benefits and problems of being dead and how to cope with maggots, unsightly smells and a pair of backstabbing murdering scumbags who have gutted you and (rightly) left you for dead.
Deep Recesses of the Brain
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,680. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
(5.00 from 1 review)
Deep Recesses of the Brain is a compilation of dark, twisted, humorous, and sentimental tales of family dynamics, workplace chaos, supernatural encounters and more. Three disgruntled workers ponder killing the boss. A dad decides to give up swearing. A homeless mom and son spend Christmas Eve in a car. A man considers becoming an alcoholic. There’s something for everyone in this book.
50 Humourous Poems
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Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 6,200. Language: British English. Published: August 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The poems selected for this book have all benn previously publsished in various newspapers or magazines. asome have prizes in nation-wide competitions' Each poems is a humouous tale told in rhyme.
Dorian Evergreen
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Price: Free! Words: 3,710. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Urban
Ces nouvelles, toujours très bien écrites, se dévorent copieusement. Elles se révèlent également éclectiques, lorsque l’auteur nous conte les aventures d’une vieille péripatéticienne en fin de carrière enlevée par un ancien client amoureux sous les yeux de son antique proxénète, où lorsqu’il dépeint l’univers glauque de deux « pointeurs » violeurs et assassins d’enfants pas du tout pénitents.
Existential Girls
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,550. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2012 by WSIC EBooks Ltd.. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Graphic novel
Existentialist girls may appear to live for today, but it is not that simple. If life has no meaning, then everything is absurd. The Existentialist girl is into her own kind of genetic engineering, a serious agenda. Fans of bikinis and thongs, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton know that you have to make the most of the moment.
A Clash of Civilisations
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,390. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's late. It's dark. Some strange creature is crawling. Something sends the cat racing inside. What exactly is out there in the darkness? Why are all the frogs disappearing? Something is casting shadows onto an outside wall. Can it be a moth attracted to the light, or is it something else? Only the neighbour's cat from three doors down knows, and she is capable of leaving only bizarre clues.