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Pirate Theory
Price: Free! Words: 9,690. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.00 from 1 review)
In a world, where all goods are freely available to everyone, pirating is not the only profession that has a complex theory behind it. In order to survive, Captain Peppita must learn to think like a pirate, find out what true wealth really is, and discover which chemical substances are suitable for close-quarters combat.
The Girlfriend Wager
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 103,080. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Five college friends make a bet to see who can get a girlfriend, have sex with her, and keep her around for more than three months. As the year progresses, the boys face the challenges of a new environment and new people, and slowly they start to realise how futile their ambitions might be, and wonder if they will ever get the girl of their dreams or just continue to be unlucky in love.
BRAIN: The Man Who Wrote the Book That Changed the World
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 61,240. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
It's the classic dilemma of the writer: Do you write what's in your heart or do you write what sells? In a final act of desperation, Daniel Waterstone decides to write - not what's in his heart but - what he thinks will sell. Boy, did he get that one wrong...
Dastardly
Price: Free! Words: 60,160. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Romance » General
Obnoxious, impoverished author Marc Viglietti suffers in his job at a museum while he dreams of fame and fortune from the innumerable, ridiculous vampire westerns he can't stop penning. When he takes money from his chief foil, Marsha, a romance author, he believes she has developed a crush on him after years of him babysitting her daughter Bailey. Will Vig learn anything about love and decency?
The Maid's Pulse
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,410. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2016 by FrostProof808. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
In this intense, funny, terrifying psychological suspense short story, Eugene and Christopher are at odds about only one topic. What to do about the dead maid on their hotel room floor.
A True Pessimist
Price: Free! Words: 1,990. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2016. Categories: Essay » Literature, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A True Pessimist is a humorous short story by Alan Chains, writer of Return to Island X.
El mito de la segunda parte
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,070. Language: Spanish. Published: January 21, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
La segunda edición ampliada, corregida y trastocada de "El mito de la segunda parte" es una colección de 31 cuentos breves que explora la cara visible y oculta de diversas vidas. El lector podrá degustar (o disgustarse con) continuaciones, versiones y recreaciones de otras historias, acom­pañadas de algunas independientes y amenizadas con intromisiones personales y publicitarias.
Point Blank (a Short Tale of Macabre Family Faults)
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,020. Language: English. Published: January 21, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Crime
IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE PRESSURE... ASK YOUR MOTHER TO STOP POINTING THE GUN AT YOUR HEAD. Suddenly, it's write or die for Steven, thanks to the pressure of his own mother indenting his tender skull with the muzzle of the pistol held in her hand. Not to mention that his recently departed Father lying on the floor beside him should supply enough motivation.
Arbois2 A Spring's Trials and Tribulations
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,500. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2016 by The von Raesfeld Agency. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
1934, St. Clusen, France. Parish priest, Father Joseph Pascal Arbois, suffers many trials and tribulations perpetrated by rampant pernicious woodworms, ghosts, and time warps that allow historical characters to appear at the most inconvenient of times, thanks to Evadne Crillion, the local witch, who is but one of St. Clusen’s unusual inhabitants. Guaranteed you'll laugh your head off!
In Less Than 60 Seconds: Ultra-Short Flash Fiction
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,030. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ultra-short flash fiction. Great for those readers who don't have a lot of time, but still need their reading fix!
American Men SUCK!
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,110. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2016 by MakeRight Publishing. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
THEY’RE BACK! America’s 2 favorite rednecks, “Whiskey” Dick Tomahawk and Elrod “Ammo” Bodean with a sequel to their bestselling American Women SUCK! book. Yep, they’re equal opportunity abusers. American women already got down on the knees and endured their witty, good ol’ boy charms, observations, and rants. Time to step up, bend over, and take it like a man in their new book.
A Nation of Shopkeepers - The Promiscuous Customer
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,870. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short, tongue in cheek look at retailing in the 21st century. A humorous guide to customer behaviour.
"Charlie's Cat Tails" By: Charlie
Price: $1.59 USD. Words: 8,750. Language: Simple English. Published: January 19, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Charlie's a traveling comedian and he's been through a lot in his many adventures, in this collection we see some of his many exploits
Il furto del portagioie e altri racconti sull'assurdo: L'assurdo girotondo della vita tra amori, dolori, risate e riflessioni
Price: Free! Words: 6,900. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Quattro racconti, quattro storie grottesche, satiriche ma terribilmente reali.
The Book of Questionable Answers
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 37,740. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
As the World's Leading Authority on questionable answers, the author takes the reader through a parody of serious works that really try to explain things. Written for those who don't quite trust reality but enjoy seeing it mocked. Complete with carefully unresearched footnotes.
The Smaller Conspiracy
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 7,430. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
It’s in two parts. Firstly an academic waffles on about the world of retail in the usual academic way and then I’ll tell you what the academic can’t. As a little comfort offering I can tell you that it will happen slowly so you probably won’t notice ... until it’s too late and the last thing you ever see are teeth. Good luck.
Silence of the Chipped Chopped Hams
Price: Free! Words: 1,790. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Literature
Growing up in the small Midwestern town of Stow, Ohio during the 60s and 70s meant eating a lot of mystery meat sandwiches, made from such dubious cold cuts as Dutch loaf, pickle loaf and the dreaded olive loaf. We also has the privilege to enjoy a kind of lunch meat that was literally glued together from better cuts of ham and unceremoniously "chipped chopped" by a special meat slicer.
An Alternative Christmas Carol
Price: Free! Words: 8,820. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2016 by Ex-L-Ence Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Victorian, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Ebenezer Smooge is a banker who worships money. His hapless clerk Scratchit ekes out a living while his wife Elisa makes end with a bit of “curtain making” on the side, so her twelve children will be fed. On Christmas Eve Ebenezer is visited first by the ghost of his dead partner, Jacob Harley, and then by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future. But will Smooge change his ways?
The Psyching: A Short Thriller
Price: Free! Words: 6,940. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 1 review)
As an evening on call at the psychiatric ward at Overlook Hospital wears on, the idyllic psych ward feels more and more sinister. And the only one to notice the strange and terrible forces gathering around the hospital is Danni Gerard, a uniquely gifted 24-year-old medical student.
Declutterers, Inc.
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,160. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jonah and Hester get a present of a service to free their home of clutter. But do they want their clutter removed?