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Licking A Tramp: The Diary of a Bank Marketing Executive
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 39,100. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A satirical diary of a marketing executive working in a bank. Phteven is everything you could hope for in a marketing executive who works for a bank. His light familiarity with the English language dovetails majestically with his robust command of jargon. But this published diary is more than that: it is the chronicle of a naïf coming of age. A hard-working, well-intentioned student becomes a disi
Keep Score
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Price: Free! Words: 1,620. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Scoreboards for marriage is something that every marriage needs if it is to implode.
A Espera
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Price: Free! Words: 13,450. Language: Portuguese. Published: January 19, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Escrito em 2008 no âmbito do saudoso projecto de Stélio Inácio: Contos de Divulgação Literária. Este foi um dos primeiros contos do autor, conto humorístico, literatura divertida. Este conto humorístico é sobre o mal que assola sociedades de todo o mundo: ficar pendurado a espera de alguém.
Two Days, Twenty Seven Minutes and Fifty Three Seconds in Paris
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,040. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2015. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Well, Monsieur, you are an American and I am a Frenchman. There is simply far too much arrogance in this vehicle. We have reached a detente. I would suggest that you either pay me an exorbitant amount of money for my services . . .’ It’s the late 1960s, full colour and Paris - and romance. Murdoch falls in love with the beautiful Claudette Le Fleur, daughter of the wealthy Count Le Fleur.
The Big Daddy-o Beach Blanket Bingo Party
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,880. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2015. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Suddenly some strange dim-witted music begins to blare: Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee—dum-dum-dum—dum-dum, Dee-dee-dee—dum-dum—dum-dum-dum—dum-dum— The sun-bronzed teenagers begin to contort idiotically on the sand, lifting their knees high to the beat of the music. They piston their arms up and down and sand is flying every which way. What are they doing? Is it some type of group epileptic seizure?
Interstellar Tech Support
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You set the price! Words: 1,980. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
“Interstellar Tech Support,” is a quirky 1600 word sci-fi story about a man experiencing technical difficulties in space while under alien attack—made worse by the service provider that is supposed to aid him with his futuristic technology. This is a fun read for anyone who has experienced poor customer service, been put on hold and been asked twenty questions by tech support.
Rats!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,290. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2015. Category: Plays » Australian & Oceanian
Gasp, eek, shock and horror! Warning – dramatic rats at large! See, as Daddy Rat, Mummy Rat and Sonny Rat have their very agreeable lives upset by Rebel Rat, Mauler the Cat and the sinister new Science Teacher. Set in a rat’s cage in a school science laboratory “Rats!” is a satirical look at male chauvinism as revealed through the situation of a family of rats.
The Absurds: Mass Absurdity
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Price: Free! Words: 510. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short collection of a short-lived comic strip series, The Absurds is a random look at the world around us. Suitable for all ages, but it's recommended that, in order to get the full experience, the reader be a little absurd him/her/itself.
J.
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Price: Free! Words: 66,820. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When journalist Veda Jenkin stumbles across a secret society dedicated to restoring the rightful king of England, she finds herself drawn into another world, of rituals and saints, the Zen Jewish Blues, jazz, mathematical opera, Jacobean theatre, Velcro jumping, Argonauts and argonauts, Jason and JASOn, Bedekeepers and Beadkeepers, and learns that when the Jay comes, the king will be crowned.
Fish Pants
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Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fish pants? Sure, I bought a pair.
The Egyptian ~ Moaning at MONA
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,930. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This short play is set in the Museum of Old and New Art in Hobart, Tasmania on a cool summer's day. Susan takes Erik on his first visit to the iconic museum of art but they are in for a shock at one exhibit. Join them on this fast paced romp. Eero Tarik is one of the world's most prolific short story writers and from time to time pops out a short play or five.
Baby Sings The Boos
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,700. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
In each of these original Boo and Baby stories from the author of The Cowboy's Baby and Talking To The Dead Guys, something always goes wrong. These tales introduce you to two of the quirkiest animals that Texas has ever seen. There's singing involved here somewhere. It says so right in the title. You're going to enjoy their screwball adventures, and you're going to laugh.
Phoebe Wants to Become a Witch
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 31,300. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ok, Neighbors Today I woke up in a really good mood ,especially when i heard my lovely neighbors yelling! Ok neighbors, I understand that she cheated on you, repeatedly, and that she 's a cunt, a whore, a fucking lil bitch, a slut.....but folk, it s Sunday, it’s 7 a.m and I wanna sleeeeeep!!!!! Must be hard to yell like that for two hours! Breath man!
Bull Poop!?
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,290. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
If you can maintain a sense of humor while exploring the serious subject of religion, “Bull Poop!?” is written for you. Through a simple entertaining parable the absurd premises of many world religions are questioned. Despite the skeptical tone, the book eventually reveals a rational and spiritual rock where beliefs and ethics can find solid footing in an existential truth.
Collin O'Daurc
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 120,790. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Collin O’Daurc, a cynical hairstylist, suffers a stroke & is plunged into a fantasy-world inhabited by long-dead artist & infamous reprobate Paul Gauguin & his never-born daughter, a Maori inventor with cybertronic legs, and a baboon-ish monkey half the size of a bus. Not to mention monsters, cannibals, typhoons, and the T-Wreckx, seagoing hostel & twin of the Titanic. Is this karma? Or reality?
Sick and Twisted Cartoons by Gaspirtz
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Price: Free! Words: 50. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Sick and Twisted is a collection of funny cartoons and award-winning comics by Oliver Gaspirtz. His colorful artwork looks harmless and family friendly, reminiscent of early Disney cartoons. But his uncensored dark humor reminds of Gary Larson's single panel gag cartoons The Far Side.
Confessions Of An Adult Nerd: The Bay Area Blues (Vol.1)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,160. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Confessions Of An Adult Nerd celebrates the nerdy, yet eccentric life of a single 25-year-old English teacher named Halian. Somewhat tormented by her own clumsiness and obsession with libraries, Halian’s whimsical personality is put to the test when she meets the guy she didn't necessarily pray for. This guy is out of her league…or so she thinks.
Captain Latane
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 91,090. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In this retelling of the Don Quixote story, Harry Hoffman has become too absorbed in the Civil War books in his library. He has become Captain Latane. His mission: to save Richmond form the Yankee invasion. Riding through the fields east of the city, he finds, Pepper, a pitiful man deserted by his friends, and together they will defend their country from the northern invaders.
I Tied an Onion to my Belt
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Price: Free! Words: 800. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I tied an onion to my belt/ I tied a knot/ I'm tongue tied and terrified/ Then I tied an onion to my belt. The auto-complete function of our favourite search engine comes up with some funny little poems! This book has a collection of them.
Never Mind the Botox
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You set the price! Words: 74,140. Language: British English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It wasn’t simply the fact that I was sat by an outdoor swimming-pool watching a mum from Doncaster pretending to be the blonde one in Abba, nor that Agnetha and the other fake Swedes weren’t all that good. It wasn’t even that in recent months, I had seen both Mama Mia, and We Will Rock You, despicable acts that in another, previous life, would have seen me soundly, and deservedly thrashed .