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The Resurrection of Osama bin Laden: A Novella
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,250. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The author goes to Vegas to cover a Conference for Young Conservatives, but it’s a bust. He instead gets wrapped up in a much larger story, one that could bring down the presidency. Osama bin Laden is still alive. The author and his editor pick up the trail on the Vegas Strip, fend off rivals from Fox News, outmaneuver rogue agents of the CIA, and follow their leads to the outskirts of Khartoum.
Murdoch Cop
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,530. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Murdoch, if you choke the kid we won’t be able to take him to court and involve ourselves in a long, fruitless court case, where—thanks to a well-paid, crooked lawyer—the kid will end up getting off scot-free!’ It’s the late 60s/early 70s, where foul language has hit the streets. Murdoch has had enough of these young punks with their drugs and their jive talking. He intends to put a stop to them
Gadzooka Vs Sushima
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,310. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Why, Murdoch, who else would do such a terrible thing as destroy Tokyo. . . than the evil Gadzooka?" What would the world be without the 1960s Japanese robotic monster? Umm. . . quite peaceful, probably. Join Murdoch as he attempts to save Tokyo by unleashing the wonderful, benevolent, child-loving Sushima on the evil Gadzooka in a battle of robotic monsters.
Murder, Mystery & Dating Mayhem
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,100. Language: American English. Published: March 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
My name is Izzy. I drink too much, am clumsier than a newborn foal, and my brain-to-mouth filter often malfunctions. My best friend Jack has decided it’s time I jump back in the dating pool. Just when things in the dating world start to heat up, my grandma dies. Did someone really kill grandma or am I and my merry band of geriatric thieves imagining things?
The Murder of Crows
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,550. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In a near future of zero tolerance, Big Brother is not entirely born of the government. He is also your local news, your social media friends and followers, your neighbors. It was only a matter of time before someone found a way to capitalize on it. A satire of modern media and popular culture, THE MURDER OF CROWS attempts to follow the trend of public shaming to what could be its ultimate end.
Let's Use Free Speech to Exalt Inhalants
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 820. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
You know what the world needs? A short volume of poems praising inhalants. So unless you are afraid, order millions of copies of this work to share with all your friends and their friends.
Gymee's Quest(ion)
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Price: Free! Words: 5,350. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
This is the story of a boy in search of meaning – of the f-word. It’s an endearing story of adventure, coming of age, humor, relationships, suspense and collective lexistigmatosis. Guaranteed to entertain or your freedom back.
Terror Beyond Measure: A Norton Pumblesmythe Short Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,580. Language: British English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Where's the best place to spend Halloween? The most haunted venue in Victorian London, of course! Terror Beyond Measure is a macabre comedy that introduces Norton Pumblesmythe; a deranged toff rewriting the history books through an absinthe glazed eye. There is no landmark event that cannot be gatecrashed, no famous figure who cannot be harassed, and no drug that cannot be mixed with alcohol.
A Grubby Maid, Some Magic Slippers, and a Midnight Ball (Fairyland Snarktales Short Story 1)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,990. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A Snarky Narrator, incensed by the inherent lack of common sense found in Fairy Tales, launches into a tirade of lively retellings, chalk full of opinions and frequently breaking the fourth wall. When Cinderella defies her wicked stepmother to attend a ball, the Snarky Narrator questions whether Magic can really turn A Few Hours Dancing into Love that will Outlast The Ages.
Nicolette Mace: the Raven Siren - Filling the Afterlife from the Underworld: Volume 3
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Series: Nicolette Mace: The Raven Siren. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,370. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
The day to day life of a private investigator is not all glitz and glamour. "My name is Nicolette Mace, but you might know me as the Raven Siren. I'm a Private Investigator living the 1930s romantic dream in this new and exciting modern age. I keep records of everything that happens; everything I have seen and done. Why? There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio...
A Bag of Snakes
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,840. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All that Lonnie wanted was to get the dead possum out of her yard. How did she wind up in a holding cell for attempted murder? A Bag of Snakes is a humorous tale about a woman caught in the absurdity of human existence. With her Camus-toting neighbor Cheryl by her side, she's just trying to make sense of the inexplicable mess that circumstance has thrust her into.
Dancers & Other Short Stories
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,100. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of ten short stories by J R Oneal. Dancers, Cross Country, Rocking at the Store, Hootchie Cootchie, Plum Branch Wedding, Wild Woman from Borneo, Disaster at the Old Wash Hole, Civics Lesson, The Question, The Fight.
The Devil's In the Red
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Price: $1.19 USD. Words: 4,950. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Prince of Darkness was dealt a heavy financial blow during the recession and with the recent increase in secularity among Americans, Satan finds himself struggling to find his customary religious opportunities and is forced to toil through a series of menial jobs to make ends meet. When The Devil makes a new friend named Elvis on a roofing job, will he finally see the light?
Legs Through the Ceiling
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Price: Free! Words: 1,730. Language: British English. Published: February 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Short Stories
“What is it?” mum asked us. “Don’t you know I am busy in the kitchen?” “MUM, THERE ARE LEGS IN HERE!” we cried out. “Legs?” she nervously replied. “DAD’S LEGS ARE DANGLING THROUGH A HOLE IN THE CEILING!” we told her, as we watched dad's legs thrash about adjacent our bedroom ceiling light.
The Gas Giant
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Series: Super Ninja Alien Robot Monsters. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 34,000. Language: American English. Published: February 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
After defeating the Super Ninja Alien Robot Monsters and quitting EDAM, Matt and Jamie Belmont are forced back into action to save the Earth again.
The Unlikely Bibles: A Short Story
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,360. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2015 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
On a drunken whim, Terrance makes a bet he lives to regret. To find the most bizarre theatrical act possible. And make money out of them. But when he stumbles across The Unlikely Bibles, it seems he’s struck gold. Or opened up a whole new world of problems . . . A story haunted by the past, and yet driven by an overwhelming urge to move forward. The Unlikely Bibles: A Short Story.
Nothing Perpetual: A Short Story
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,390. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2015 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Have Zach’s passive aggressive tendencies really led him to this? In the middle of the night. Down on his knees. A pair of scissors in his hand. Cutting a hole in his teenage daughter’s beanbag. . . . Perhaps he should get professional help after all. An off-centre, life-affirming story. Nothing Perpetual: A Short Story.
Love Should Never Wait: A Short Story
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,890. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2015 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Lisa finds herself, like so many others, going to extreme lengths to find love: Speed dating. It worked for others, so why not for her? But will she be able to find those rebellious types she’s so keen on? A story of love, reality and friendship. Love Should Never Wait: A Short Story.
Gotta Have Clean Teeth: A Short Story
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 4,680. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2015 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Karlson Davis has a decision to make. Keep exploiting the bass player of his band. Or come clean. Call the whole thing off. Decisions, decisions . . . A story which explores farce, and when it’s time to call it quits. Gotta Have Clean Teeth: A Short Story.
Jugovina
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Price: Free! Words: 1,360. Language: Serbian. Published: February 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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