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An Advanced Case
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,270. Language: American English. Published: October 31, 2014 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Christian » Short stories
A psychologist is convinced his pastor-patient has an all-too-common and depressing story to tell. Or does he?
Ten Cents a Dime
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 26,320. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Have you wondered what it’s like to engage in a slugfest without so much as lifting a finger? You may also be curious to know how phone charging and app updates contribute to the drainage of reason and emotion, or why blogging of the carpet-bombing kind is a convenient form of therapy. This collection of ten short stories takes funny jabs at the flaws we are eager to hide, but end up flaunting.
The Moment of Truth
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Price: Free! Words: 5,510. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014 by A Conspiracy of Authors. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There is something decidedly strange about the new family in Treeview -- the ones with the odd haircuts, pointed teeth and strange attraction to vegetables. Life has gotten odd since they arrived and now it's up to three local ladies to take care of the problem! The short story is followed by a preview of the first chapter to the novel Beware the Wrath of Bunny Hopper.
Cooper County
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,830. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The thing that puzzled me about Marble Rock is, nobody knew where the shit went.
Nazi Sharks!
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Price: Free! Words: 32,630. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
If you like sharks, evil Nazi scum, sexy babes in bikinis, big boobs, stupid shark movies, sexy babes not in bikinis, Kevin Costner, synchronized swimming, and/or SyFy movies, Nazi Sharks! belongs in your e-reader or brain.
The Nightmare Of Russell Pond
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,510. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
But the Peeping Toms did not like House Mary when seen coming from afar under a full moon, for they knew when she arrived at the hood of their car, she would point the shotgun at their windshield.
Russell Pond Schizo
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,300. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Explains the coloring book and curtain from Russell's childhood years, and Jacqueta, lamp post, etc. from his teen age years.
Message in the Bottle
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Price: Free! Words: 2,230. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Genie opens the bottle that he had found on the beach. He fancies a she-genie and plans family. But, it carries a message from a four year old girl who wishes for a clean city. Genie's efforts create a mass cleanliness movement in India.
State Of Disarray
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 63,190. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Historical
A whimsical murder mystery set within Northern California's 1941 State Of Jefferson secession movement. Augie Matayzel, a lovable but hapless character must clear himself of the murder of a Jefferson movement backer.
GITT: Halloween 2
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Series: GITT, Book 12. Price: Free! Words: 690. Language: British English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ronnie GITT is back with another spooky tale for Halloween. This is the 1 year celebration of the GITT series, and we hope to bring you many more.
The Gish Chronicles - Vol. 5: Yeast Infections
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You set the price! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Out of sheer desperation, Gish accepts the advice of an old friend and takes a job that doesn't exactly rise to the occasion. Later, she's convinced that the hiring manager on the other side of the phone actually is.
Blue Blue City
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Price: Free! Words: 153,820. Language: Australian English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Blue Blue City is a novel-length stream of nonsense with irregular punctuation. Motifs include cyborgs, God, senators and a sad man named Clint Patrick. Think of it as what would happen if a computer wrote Finnegan's Wake.
Screwtape Lost and Found- Unbelief is the Obscene Sin Demons and the Enemy Tolerate the Least
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,940. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When things go wrong Demons invade the emotions, making them empirical. When things go right the Enemy is looked toward and thanked; this vague abstraction barely restrained from being fiction. But as long as Demons and the Enemy are believed in, well, that’s what really matters.
Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 89,970. Language: British English. Published: October 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It is 1976 and Harry Spittle wants a quiet vacation, an easy job and a girlfriend. Instead his family is in crisis, his sister is in trouble and he is up to his neck with drug dealers, workplace bullying and a local gangster. When he discovers a family secret that might blow his known universe apart Harry has a choice. Will he run and hide or will he stand up and become a man?
Fond Memories of Bygone Days (Or How I Learned to Slow Dance)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,810. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Fond memories of what days? The days when we were young and full of confidence that, come what may, things would go our way. The late Fifties and the Sixties were simpler days--a time when even getting into mischief could be delightfully amusing. This book shares the adventures of a boy who grew up in a small college town in the American South during that period & who thoroughly enjoyed his youth.
Curse of the Armchair Detective
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,770. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
When Sam's Aunt comes to town, there's going to be a murder. There's no way around it. She has the curse of the armchair detective.
The Zombie Who Liked Fred Astaire
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,940. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Story #1: The Zombie Who Liked Fred Astaire - A zombie desires to dance like his hero, Fred Astaire, but first he must find a willing teacher. Story #2: The Goldfish Who Contemplated Life - A sad goldfish dreams of escaping his fish bowl so he can fight zombies, eliminate erectile dysfunction, and meet Justin Bieber.
Pick Me! Pick Me!
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Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,870. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Steve has been roped in at the last minute to contest a marginal seat after the previous member has been "stood down" for personal reasons - personal tax, personal hygiene and personal relationships. The pressure is starting to show - with endless campaign functions, crazy volunteers and his whole future hanging in the balance. Read his day by day diary from the Campaign trail.
No Room in the Bin
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Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,310. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
With Christmas approaching, Rob is under pressure at home as well as at work. His curiosity gets the better of him after he finds something slightly mysterious in his neighbour's bin. The long term observation that follows is routine and fruitless until a disturbing discovery makes him question what he thought he knew about his neighbours - and himself.
Torment Moon
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Price: Free! Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014 by JaMa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Inspirational
Thomas Perkins, stumbling and drunk, feels that the moon is hanging big and bright to torment him, to remind him of his pain. It serves only to put him in his place and keep him there. If not for the jilts of his best friend, Jim, he would not find any semblance of peace, yet Jim, the only source of reason in his life, cannot convince him of the foolishness of his claims.