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They Were Just Being Polite
Price: Free! Words: 1,060. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I did not retire until I was 90. The reason I didn't was because I never thought about it and nobody ever suggested it. Fred finally did. I wanted to see what being retired felt like. Angie and I went to a restaurant we had never been to befpre. I did not wear my hair piece the first time but I did the second. Nobody noticed the difference! This made me mad. In this book
Ten Dollars On The Nose
Price: Free! Words: 1,730. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
In the 1970s gambling in Massachusetts was taken out of the hands of hard working citizens called ‘bookies’ and put into the greedy, sticky mitts of the politicians - in the form of a State Lottery. I always felt that an honest crook like my local numbers guy was more on the 'up and up' than the people running the 'legal' numbers racket. This is a short story of Cape Cod's favorite bookie.
Tronald Rump Vs. Cockroach Zombies
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,610. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
In the swingin’ 1980's, cockroach zombies descend on Manhattan and only one man can stop them: TRONALD RUMP. The billionaire genius teams up with Dee Dee Ramone to rescue his best pal, Berry Juicy, and save the city!
The ABC's of MMM's (The Guide to Grunts)
You set the price! Words: 40. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Nonfiction » General reference » Questions & answers
A comedic pseudo-dictionary about grunts illustrated by two cavemen.
Smart Kid - Got Rich In One Month Mowing Grass
Price: Free! Words: 560. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jimmy Hughes, a smart kid, in a wealthy family, made a deal with his parents to work for them for a month. He was to get one cent the first day, two cents the second, four cents the next, etc., doubling the amount each day for thirty days. On June 30, he presented a bill for over ten million dollars. Was the kid trying to scam his parents? You decide when you read this story.
Guns, Fire, and Hoses
You set the price! Words: 45,620. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In Boothville, Ontario, everything is falling apart. The mine has shut down, the workers are rioting, and people are getting hurt. What is really going on in that closed-down mine? It’s up to an RCMP Sergeant, a spunky, red-haired paramedic, a big-city real estate agent, and a hobbit-sized taxidermist to find out, or Boothville and all of its citizens are doomed.
Bog Standard
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 63,170. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2016 by MartialPublishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Adventure » Action
Bog Standard is an absolutely mad humorous fantasy adventure with an African flair.
100 Not Out
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,140. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
100 Not Out is a collection of some of Edinburgh author Gordon Lawrie's best 100-word flash fiction stories. Published initially over the last few years in Friday Flash Fiction, they explore every genre – including science fiction, crime, romance, historical fiction and, above all, humour.
Bring Your Own Baker
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 49,370. Language: American English. Published: June 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy
Anna just wants to earn enough money on the side to buy into the bakery where she works with her best nerd pal Callie. The last thing she expects to see when she walks into her friend’s apartment to do some moonlighting is a blood bath. Come join us at Callie’s Cakes, where murder investigations are on the menu, but make sure you bring your own baker because Anna’s a bit preoccupied at the moment.
My DIARY My LOVE
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 75,390. Language: American English. Published: June 19, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Roger Hillstein has recently retired to a quiet way of life, but immediately life has other ideas. Upon meeting Stephanie, his calm existence quickly disappears. Soon, he discovers that this woman is an ever-changing chameleon, with a varied past. Through Stephanie, Roger has learned that he has only existed, but has not lived. Quirky Stephanie encourages Roger to take many adventures.
Love Story
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 5,450. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This allegory of the three redbirds is from the book SCHIZO without interruptions. When we leave out the distractions of the schizophrenic character that created the parable, we recognize that one of his personalities was probably trying to write a love story.
Lucky Girls Wear Pink
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 59,540. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2016 by Black Opal Books. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tapping into the notion that some women continue to attract the same type of men, Lucky Girls Wear Pink, explores what happens when a woman, against her better judgment, dates the same unavailable man from her past, with the hope that this time will be different. Ireland Jamison loves Jay Evers, but he's still involved with his ex, so he's bound to break her heart—again...
The Flotsky Adventures: Part 5 - In the Cold, Cold Ground
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,830. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Tragedy looms over Flotsky's Burgers when the patrons enter a vegetative state while something eerie is looming in the basement.
One Early Evening in Mexico
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,750. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2016 by FrostProof808. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
He wanted to take a very special "directed immersion" deep into Mexico for his senior trip. But he got considerably more than he bargained for. Come along and see what you think.
The Curse of the Hnf
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,330. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Unhappy King Nyam Foo would give anything to see beloved Queen Gorgina well again. For the ambitious Doctor Robus the Hnf, it was the opportunity of a lifetime.
I'm A Klutz!
Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
My wife was ill and all she wanted me to do was deposit a check. In doing doing this, it became clear that I'm a klutz! I'm not asking for pity. I'm simply offering that you read my story on what happened and, perhaps, smile a while.
Hard Hat Daze, Honky-Tonk Knights
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,700. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The strange world of construction and the crazy people who work there.
The Winnie Cooper Effect
Price: Free! Words: 19,650. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What if an adolescent fixation with your favorite TV character predicted all of your future relationships?
HM4MEN - A Manual of Household Management for Men
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 15,080. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2016. Categories: Nonfiction » Home and Garden » Reference, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
More and more men are finding themselves in sole charge of their households, with little experience and no training. This manual of household management is for them. HM4MEN is a reference book, with 60 topics arranged in alphabetical order – from Bed-Making to Windows – and cross-references between topics. It is also an entertaining read, so humour takes its place alongside the serious advice.
Dog Only Knows: The Word of Dog
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 27,930. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“People aren’t stupid, they’re just wired differently. But they can be trained.” That’s Belle’s story and she’s sticking to it. This sweet, sassy rescue dog reveals the secrets to enjoying a doggone great life and a happy, fulfilling canine/human relationship.