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Murdoch: MD
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,320. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Look, I know that it’s no joy ride being a doctor; having to wade in the internal organs and icky blood of others. But someone has to do it. That someone—if you’re to stay on board—is you.’ It’s not easy being a doctor. Or a nurse who’s in love with a doctor. Or a patient’s wife who’s in love with a doctor. Rugged looks in a white coat set many hearts aflutter. And all those sick people...? Yuk!
The Horrible Haunted Estate
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,700. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Hey, look . . . what’s the problem?’ Murdoch says, ‘we know that it’s a ghost. We can see it. What else could it be? I mean . . . really, people.’ Murdoch and his companions have been called in to investigate the haunting at Mill House. The ghosts are one thing, but what is making the investigators kill themselves? Are they all insane or simply incompetent?
Ever After
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You set the price! Words: 10,360. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
In a wonderfully unpredictable tale of adventure, romance and a goodly bit of humour, Ever After tells the story of a princess who is trapped in a tower by her over protective father. The princess must escape the tower and choose between love and duty. And when one thinks this is the end, the tale takes a turn and the princess finds herself on an unconventional path to happily ever after.
Trouble on the Range
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 26,760. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When Jack Jones's ranch is overcome by foul pests, he seeks out Coyote Cal and Big Yap for help. But our heroes run into their own trouble along the way, captured by a wicked fiend intent on taking over their 30-episode serial and making it his own. In the process, the author is also kidnapped, sending events spiraling out of control. As the plot unravels, unlikely allies unite to save the day.
Ella & Jasper Shorts
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Price: Free! Words: 9,650. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
When Ella marries Joe Westin, she inherits a father-in-law who gets her into more trouble than the bad guys. As a former thief turned government agent, Ella thinks she’s up for any assignment that comes her way, but Jasper Westin just might be more than she can handle. Set in the 1820s, these three quick reads offer a fun glimpse into Ella’s family life. Ernest Effort Missing Monkey Close Quarters
The Young and Very Naughty Boys
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,600. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘. . . Then Miguel gets his knife out and they start dancin’ around each other, you know: flingin’ themselves upwards from the ground and kind of leapin’ up real high . . . Gee, it was horrible.’ The nineteen sixties is a time of leather jackets, cuffed baggy jeans and greasy pompadours. When a gang member is killed, it’s up to investigating officer Murdoch to bring the perpetrator to justice.
Poor Marty
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,200. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Poor Marty was born with a full set of large teeth and his life went downhill from there, until....
Backy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 680. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An argument over the desirability of chewing tobacco, "backy," on the trail is interrupted by the arrival of an Apache war party. Troubles mount when escape increases the danger, but quick thinking presents the men on the trail with an ingenious solution to their predicament.
Mrs. Crawelander and the Three Bears
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: December 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Reverend Crawelander gets more than he bargained for when Mrs. Crawelander gets more revival meeting spirit than she ever thought possible. Holy Heck breaks out and the small town of Dank Summit will never quite be the same.
Diplomcy's End: The d'enchia Incident
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 87,890. Language: English. Published: December 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Tensions rise as the Ic'nichi's ill-starred diplomatic herd is caught up in the fallout from the Dreamsingers' War. Everyone is starting to doubt their own sanity, and the chaos at home is destabilizing relations in space. Telepathy can be an unbelievable hassle! No one knows what is happening, or what to do about it, but they have to do something before d'enchia-earth relations get any worse!
Eveandrude the Holy Mistress of Aether
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,640. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Divine Eveandrude came to the world’s people so as to do good for them, and they worshiped her and followed her miracles. She told them she is the first cause of change unchanged by anything else, in a filthy time when the people needed direction. And all was good until she deliberately gaffed.
It Was The Night Before Christmas And All Through The House
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,730. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Joe's Tavern has been sitting in the same location in Charlestown, Massachusetts, since 1775 and has been owned and managed by a succession of Joes. The current Joe, number 10, whose actual name is Mac, is serving customers on this Christmas eve. One, a frumpy old woman wearing a full-length red wool dress and carrying a muff has been muttering to herself about her husband and his job.
Mornings With AJ and Jen
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You set the price! Words: 8,410. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literary collections » American / General
When a gunman takes the hosts of a morning show hostage, we find the love and darkness behind the cheery banter. Two additional short stories.
Romans versus Corinthians
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,000. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Historical » Classical Greece & Rome
An outrageous look at a crucial moment in history as the author brings you another of his hilarious short play romps through time. Join Julius Caesar as he meets the Corinthians in an epic moment you will never forget! Ten minute playwriting at its finest.
Wonka Presents! The Story of Joe's Christmas - Part Three
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Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,640. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Hurrah! The final instalment of our Christmas Story and the race is on to make the wishes come true. Neddy has travelled home with little Joe from the magic of the Returns Dept and watches from his bedroom window as there is a new and exciting arrival into the empty flat below! Could this be the magical answer to those wishes? Do enjoy our story and tonight make your wish on that special star!x
The Curse of the Lonesome Mariner (Part 2)
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Series: The Curse of the Lonesome Mariner. Price: $1.25 USD. Words: 31,140. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Part 2: Straight by name and straight-laced by nature, Harry’s on a mission to sail a small boat 200 miles to reconcile with his father. The last thing Harry needs is any complications. But when Harry’s brother entrusts him with a dog called Lacey, life suddenly gets very unpredictable. The fun loving terrier sets out to show Harry what life’s really all about, with disastrous consequences.
Diplomacy's Stepchild: The Dreamsingers' War
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 94,680. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
The Ic'nichi diplomatic herd are once again dragged kicking and screaming into a new interstellar crisis. The humans have been warned of a potential invasion, and the two races must join forces for the common defense. The result is about what one would expect: mayhem bordering on chaos as the diplomats try to fend off all the human crazies while being at each others throats!
Tales of Yhore: The Chronicles of Monch
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 43,390. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
In the beginning, the Developers made Yhore. Into this world came Monch, a hero of pixelated good features. From the beginning, he was not there to win the game, he was there to conquer the world. Join Monch's real adventures in an imaginary world on a massive multiplayer server far, far away for an adventure that knows no bounds (only respawn times)!
Love is Not Free. The Price is 99 Cents.
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 83,010. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Rudolf Kerkhoven's latest novel, Love is not free. The price is 99 cents. is a darkly comedic romantic-drama.
When Animals Attack: Beaver Dam, Beaver Dam 2, and Puffin Panic
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Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 118,400. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What would happen if the animals of Earth decided to destroy all humans? And what if these animals were some of our cutest, namely, beavers and puffins? When Animals Attack takes on these questions, and, to be honest, the results aren't pretty. As it turns out in the three works collected here, cute animals have power in numbers, violence, and, sometimes, humor.