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A Ghost, A Werewolf, and A Vampire: A Supernatural Trio Joke Book
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,680. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There is a traditional joke form that goes "A priest, a rabbi, and a minister go into a bar...". What if more outrageous, supernatural trios went into that same bar or shared other activities? This book contains jokes about a ghost, a werewolf, a vampire, a witch, a skeleton, a troll, Thor, a Hobbit, the Devil, an angel, a fairy, a zombie, a dragon, and the Invisible Man!
Would You Like Flies With That?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,200. Language: American English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A collection of funny short stories written by Kristina Pitts.
Scab Wilson and the Amazing New Bicycle
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Price: $1.80 USD. Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Chapter Books
Scab Wilson has a dilemma: the new girl (Julie Fentonbruter, if you must know!) in town goes everywhere on her new bicycle and Scab (named for certain misadventures with his last bicycle) is currently WALKING. He needs to get some wheels, and fast! (Before his rival in life, Biff Ballaroo, tries to steal her away!) Please join the series that critics have called "heartwarming" - now at a new low
Canadian
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Price: Free! Words: 110. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short story/screenplay idea. An elderly man rides the bus.
Unfortunate Roommates
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Price: Free! Words: 52,590. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jim is a former pop star who has kept to himself over the last few years. However, that is all about to change when his best friend leaves a one night stand at his house. Now, an unfortunate turn of events has them living together in order for him to have a career, and her a place to stay. Can Jim have any kind of love life with her in the picture, or will he be stuck with an unfortunate roommate?
Sir Murdoch of the Large Table
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,460. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Surely soon Arfur will call me, so as we may, side by side, partake of wild boar, drink wine from silver goblets and caress and taunt busty maidens at, or upon, the table to our heart’s content.’ Arfur has bigger problems. His knights are searching for the The Holy Pail. Can Sir Murdoch find the relic, earn his place at the Large Table and take the hand of the beautiful and virtuous Gyferwyff?
Murdoch and his Three Thieves
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,010. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Oh, I don’t know, you young, modern women want things all your own way. Why, when I was your age, a camel and two bottles of the finest cooking oil were all that was needed for a man to win your hand...’ Murdoch, shirtless and baggy-panted in the sun and sand of Ancient Baghdad, is in love with the beautiful Princess Tuous, daughter of Suntan Vinegar, who is engaged to the wealthy Caliph Ornia.
Murdoch of the High Seas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,120. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Good people of The Prince of Prahran, let it be known that Murdoch, of the high seas, the Gentlemen Pirate, is now the owner of your vessel and all goods and chattels that reside on board!' Join Murdoch for a rollicking adventure on the high seas with the delightfully beautiful Lady Sarah Bunkleberry and the not so delightful (definitely not beautiful) Lord Phillip Horsaface.
Dark Night of the Soul
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 69,290. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The utopian world carefully created by Denver cab driver Brendan Murphy is about to be shattered. In fact, it’s about to be the worst day of his cab driving career. Of course “it’s best not to think about what might have happened if you had done this instead of that,” but it’s hard not to wonder went wrong when you’re kissing the asphalt and police have surrounded you with guns drawn.
Meat Eater
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Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: British English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
In this darkly comic tale it's the first day of the summer holidays and it should be a joyous time for young Daniel. Sadly, the animals around him conspire to ruin his day.
Rwanda Relief
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Price: Free! Words: 9,790. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of how an average Joe paper pusher; a crooked insurance broker; an embezzling mayor; an amoral madman; and a trucker without a truck, all came to be in the same room, and what the hell any of it had to do with the Sub-Saharan African Republic of Rwanda.
Meatgrinder- Junk Food
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Price: Free! Words: 2,220. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Kobe Ohio is where small town crime gets stomped out quick, beer flows like water, and a grinder sandwich is a low priced delicacy. Junk Food is the first in the Meatgrinder series, I hope you enjoy every bit of it. If you're hungry for more we'll deliver the next helping in the next month or so.
Bitcoin, The Tughluqi Money
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Price: Free! Words: 6,160. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: October 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
KK, the bank recovery agent, hits the jackpot when he discovers bitcoin in his computer. However, his happiness is ruined when bitcoin prices crash. His wife leaves him. He is about to kill himself. Set in Gurgaon, India, the funny drama captures the light moments between father and son and their quest to bring smile on each other's face.
STOOL: Huge Parody
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You set the price! Words: 6,030. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2014 by Third Phase. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Science-Fiction meets post-apocalyptic-ness in this amazing tale of things that happen. Dozens of people live underground in a place known only as "the Tube" which has over a hundred floors but only one staircase.
Food Versus Evil: An Angry Burger's Quest
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 89,600. Language: Australian English. Published: October 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On a planet inhabited by talking food, a hamburger with anger issues is thrown into an asylum after he claims to have seen ghosts. Upon escaping, he is caught in a conflict between ghosts, government eggs and a magical "Soda Guru". Can Burgerman resolve his supernatural/rage issues?
Greener on the Other Side
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Price: Free! Words: 3,850. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This is a very different retelling of the Frog Prince story with other fairy tales mixed in. In this humorous story, a frog named Prince Charming must break his curse in order to become a prince. It is about a short story that is 3,500 words. It previously won the Allasso humor award.
Wonka's Halloween Story
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Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wonka is back with a special tale for Halloween, as written by his beloved Owner. The dust has been shaken off, the pages spread beneath his paw and Wonka is poised to take us back in time to a ghostly sighting! Get comfy, draw the curtains against this spooky night and listen up!
The Alice Band
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 71,280. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carole and Alice have been friends for years, bouncing happily off each other in ways that mystify onlookers. No one could explain how or why the friendship worked, least of all Carole and Alice. How do Carole and Alice deal with the string of catastrophes that beset Alice? Can their friendship survive or will it change forever?
On Your Left
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Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Some public servants provide shelter for the homeless, others food for the hungry. Me, I run over cyclists with my car. If not me, then who? Over three dozen to date, and the number keeps growing. I don’t want fame or money for my deeds, but a plate of nachos every now and then would be nice.
A Novel Romance Novel
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 53,920. Language: American English. Published: October 14, 2014 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
She had looks, money and passion...but was it enough to gain his love?