Fiction » Humor & comedy

Sub-categories: General | Satire | Black comedy | Parody 
Harvey The Indian: The Man Who Wouldn't Leave
By
Price: Free! Words: 2,490. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Harvey is visited by a Caucasian man who wants spiritual healing from a First Nations man, but Harvey isn't the type of Indian to believe in spirits.
Previously Awesome
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,740. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Previously Awesome is a compilation of silliness, short stories, and the opinions and ideas of a self proclaimed writer.
My Favorite Life: Can You Write The Script For Your Own Life?
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 100,250. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Larry Anderson is an internet mogul living the perfect life with: a beautiful wife, magnificent country mansion, and billions of dollars in property and investments. But that all changes in a flash – literally – as he is struck by lightning. Awakening to a new life as a lowly computer repairman, Larry must discover if his belief in himself is enough to recapture his former glory.
Aseptic Technique (A Short Story)
By
Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Following a near-fatal stroll in his neighborhood in the dead of winter, the fanatically germophobic Eugene Sinclair devises his plan for revenge.
Un tranquillo giovedì di fine agosto
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,460. Language: Italian. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Come godersi l’estate aiutando il prossimo, e, soprattutto, come rischiare immancabilmente di rimetterci l’osso del collo e di rovinare l’estate a chiunque abbia avuto la malsana idea di chiedervi aiuto.
Sun on the Rocks - All-Girl - The Cuban Renegade.
By
Series: Sun on the Rocks, Book 8. Price: Free! Words: 23,830. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When precious metals agent Cubandor and teleoperator Clarity Nice reach the northern island of Cayo Coco in Cuba, a group of revolutionary Cuban security guards working for colonel Swarez da Silva, men known as Marrulleros, arrest them as counter-revolutionary elements, and send them to a high profile prison, in the name of a new revolution which the colonel hopes, will lead him to power in Cuba.
Halibut's End Story
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 34,230. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wilfred, an excellent businessman and negotiator, believes a well publicized personal tragedy will improve his tattered reputation. Halibut, an honest accountant, is hiding out in an isolated cabin Wilfred owns. When Wilfred flies in with the blindfolded, apparently lifeless body of his fifth wife, Halibut sees a suspicious number but he's certain his employer has a well documented explanation.
Life As A Cadet - How To Find Humor With A Black Stripe Down Your Leg
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,350. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of humorous memoir-based anecdotes revolving around the Cadets at the Staunton Military Academy and in situations after graduation when the knowledge gained while at the school came in handy. Chapter titles include The 1966 raid on the Augusta Military Academy, The Mess Hall Break-in, and The Charge of The First Battalion. This is Volume 1 of a 3-volume set. www.gregoryprobertson.
The Fruitcake
By
Price: Free! Words: 2,250. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
A humorous short story about the dreaded holiday classic. Retirement is not what Robert expected. His wife feeds him twigs and is afraid of mailbox bombs. If that's not enough a fruitcake shows up on his doorstep. Fruitcakes may be a Southern tradition, but it's one Robert can do without.
Hero Complex (My Dark and Fearsome Queen x1)
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 121,490. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2014 by Pulp Electronique. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
When the girls of the Lysander Spooner High School Drama Club need a guy for their play, they abduct Erik Schumacher from the library and force him to audition. He has everything they need -- namely, he's a guy and has a cute butt. If he can act, that'll be a nice bonus. But Erik soon discovers there's more to the drama club than meets the eye -- and there's good reason all the other guys quit.
Apprenticeship With A Vampire
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,770. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
As Deidre works to squish the latest crop of mutant cockroaches scurrying around the haunted mansion and keep the house zombie from losing his fingers...again, another complication springs up. Jude Cross, Monster Hunter Extraordinaire, is on the trail of Big Foot. Cross won't rest until he captures the world's most elusive monster...who happens to be one of Deidre's favorite bingo buddies.
The Amish Spaceman
By
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 75,980. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A comical road trip across the U.S. with a cast of surreal characters including a failed motivational speaker, a Kamchatkan runaway bride, a sock-crazed mafia boss, and cross-dressing parents.
Tales From Little Lump - Alien Season
By
Series: Tales From Little Lump, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,120. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A hilarious tale about the small town of Little Lump, Texas and what happens when aliens show up without warning. Is this the end of the world as they know it? Not if Gertie and the customers of Aunt Gertie’s Gas ‘n Sip have anything to say about it. For them, it’s time to praise the Lord and pass the ammunition, because they are determined not to go down without a fight.
Recovering from Life
By
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 76,890. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Recovering from Life is the tale of red-headed spitfire Stephanie McCarthy’s rollicking road to redemption. A gifted writer, Steph works days hawking frozen foods while her life limps along. Until her husband, Kenny, disappears into the crack ghetto. His descent into addiction catapults Steph onto a wild ride—but while she rides that roller coaster of recovery, Steph has one hell of a good time.
Tales from the StarBoard Cafe
By
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 96,840. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Belly up to a bar next to a Spacer in most any location in the galaxy, and you can expect to be plunged into a brawl, or worse. That’s how Spacers are. However, if that bar happened to be located in the StarBoard Café, you might find yourself the involuntary audience to a story. The Café holds a yearly storytelling contest, and Spacers love to tell stories.
Meow Right Now
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
"Meow Right Now" is a short story, about 5100 words. Archaeologists often find strange and even dangerous things during their explorations. When Clay and Sandy uncover an ancient frozen cat on the Siberian plains, they have done just that, for Kwirrrf is not accustomed to being a pet. In fact, he's more accustomed to being a pet owner...
March the Damned (The Flying Zombies Trilogy Book 1)
By
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 75,630. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014 by Permuted Press. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Movie director Dennis March becomes infected by a parasitic alien amidst a zombie apocalypse. With his mind altered, he films the movie he believes will save his career and salvage his reputation. It’s not until the alien spaceship lands and he figures out who truly is to blame that March must decide whether to defeat his enemies or to join them in consuming the souls of all mankind.
Funny Money
By
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 81,660. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Small-time con man Sylvester Pernell expects to live the winter off minor scams he plans for the train trip to Miami but that doesn’t go well. When he must make several train trips carrying suitcases of cash for a mobster, some counterfeit but he doesn’t know it, with others determined to steal those bags he must use his smooth talk, cleverness, originality, and chutzpah to survive and succeed.
The Bernie Factor
By
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 93,070. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What do an unpublished author, a gorgeous strawberry blonde, an albino hit man, a professional gambler, an investment advisor, the federal witness protection program, and a telepathic St. Bernard all have in common? In Pine Valley, CO, just about everything! In the next 48 hours, their worlds will collide, in both a comedy of errors and predestined fate.
How Timmy Became the World’s First Bovine Chef
By
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
From his mother, through a bed time story, Timmy learns about the origins of bovine flesh which is the staple of human eating. His mother had tried basic ways of improving the flavour and texture from reading the recipes she’d found in a very old cookbook, but it is the adult Timmy who believes he can take bovine cuisine to a new level.