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Turdtastic Assidents: A Com-POO-lation of shitty stories from the bowl and beyond
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,760. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Do you like to read funny shit? Do you laugh every time you hear a fart? (whether you smelt it or dealt it) Do you think shit in general is hilarious? This is your book! It's a lovely com-POO-lation of shitty stories perfect for toilet time reading.
Milk and Oranges
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,890. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
MILK and ORANGES is a collection of short fiction and essays examining life, love, and the tragedy and comedy of human beings.
Strangers in the Woods
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,110. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A cabin in the mountains near Ashville, North Carolina is the place to find solitude when you need it. This is Janis’s haven― lovely on a summer day, cozy in winter by the fire. Nothing is amiss until a sudden February storm brings cutting wind and snow, a lot of snow, to the Great Smokies. After nightfall, above the wind, a scratching on her door sends her senses rocketing into the stratosphere.
Про пивной ларек и мутантов
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 14,610. Language: Russian. Published: January 29, 2015 by T/O "Neformat". Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Рецензию на обложку должен был написать известный московский критик, переехавший 3 года назад жить в Лондон. Однако после прочтения, он повесился в своем доме недалеко от Дартфорда. Поэтому книга выходит без рецензии.
Hell's Waiting Room
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,930. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A reclusive couple's power goes out and they are forced to use their scarce survivalist supplies to live off the grid.
People Like Us - Free Promo Edition
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Price: Free! Words: 41,910. Language: British English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British
It should have been easy, Nicolas Keszthelyi knew. The nuns at Notre-Dame-de-Pitié had no idea that their collection of religious bric-a-brac contained a lost masterpiece worth millions. Anyone could have walked away with it. Certainly an unscrupulous dealer like Keszthelyi - with a network of shady contacts and an amoral devotion to beauty - should have had no trouble at all...
The Curious Survival of Wee Billy Blunder
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,470. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of events surrounding the apparent death and resurrection of a man with an unresolved ambition to be a stand up comedian. His near death experience gives him the determination to achieve his one great unrealised ambition but unwittingly gets some help from very unlikely sources but in a bizarre way. He is acutely aware that his close friends all believe they are funnier than he is.
Осторожно, блондинка в бою!
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 55,230. Language: Russian. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Блондинка из салона развлечений по воле злого случая оказывается в действующей армии и сразу же разочаровывается в воинской службе. Ночевки на голой земле без перины, обеды без сдобных булок и ликера, кроме того, зачем-то нужно воевать, а вокруг враги, наемные убийцы и шпионы. Нелегко ей приходится с ними. Но кто сказал, что им с блондинкою легко?
Fatal Secrets
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Series: The Ghost Post, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,420. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Just when Axe Cooper thinks he’s safe, his memory starts to fade and he has to figure out why he buried an old friend in a swamp. And don't forget the ghost-eating Deathmark that’s developed an unhealthy interest in Axe. Being dead is no protection from the secret that is about to crawl back into his life. But he’s not the only one with something to hide and some secrets are deadlier than others.
Lethal Takeout
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Series: The Ghost Post, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,180. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
When Axe Cooper is murdered while buying Chinese takeout, he decides to stick around to haunt his best friend Lily Chan and to figure out why anyone would kill a janitor. In the meantime, Axe is hired by The Ghost Post to track down recently deceased writers. He soon realises that his murder is not an isolated event and if he doesn’t learn to fly like Superman, Lily could be next.
Tonto Canto Pocahontas
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 45,600. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Out of the fry bread pan, into the fire! Native American law student Crispy Calusa had big dreams when he left home for the Big Apple, but it's a whole different world off the Rez. Crispy's tribal elders put the "ow" in "powwow" and they’ve ordered him to get engaged to an indigenous woman in thirty days or be kicked out of the tribe.
Hitherby Dragons: the Original Performances, Chapter 3 Part 1: The Mini-People Making Machine
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You set the price! Words: 51,570. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2015 by Jenna Katerin Moran. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
A story about the emptiness, in its raw and original form.
Undercover Trouble
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 89,870. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2015 by Hearts Desire Press. Category: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure
Some love lasts a long time, some a lifetime. Can theirs outlast space-time? Randi’s summer vacation plans? Attending Professor Sudo’s Time Travel Academy so she can blast back to 1980 Miami and figure out where her father disappeared to. She’s the head of her class until FBI hottie Mitch arrives disguised as a geeky geologist and totally messes up her meditation.
Countdown to Love
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Price: Free! Words: 18,710. Language: British English. Published: January 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
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Hmm, sex. How long has it been? I carry on spinning the wine as I ponder the equation. It's been four years, 7 months, two weeks and 2 days since I last had sex. Not that I am counting or anything, but a woman just knows these things. A Valentine Romance with a difference. A Valentine Romance with a difference.
955291 Courier's Log
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Price: Free! Words: 18,570. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
955291 is an intergalactic courier for Laboratory Express. He kept a log during his first year on the job and called it "not just a number" because he felt like a number most of the time. These are four of his adventures through out the year.
The Elvis Club
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,200. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2015 by Fifth Column Press. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
What they say about some rumors being true is the truth: Elvis lives. Long live the King! (Inspired by real events, and starring Elvis Presley, Jim Morrison, Marilyn Monroe, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, Jimi Hendrix, and more.) From the 'Big Shorts for Wide TV' series.
Technologme
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Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I argue for the idea that technology allows us to ignore each other to our own detriment, it guess.
Venus Turning
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 25,950. Language: English. Published: January 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A good-humored satire about scientists, politicians, plutocrats and opportunists jumping into the future to the best of their ability. Adult readers will do double-takes, recognizing the future selves of people they thought they knew. Younger readers will be carried along for the fun of it, as they travel with characters of all ages, including their own.
His Stigmata
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jack’s woken up one morning to discover stigmata like wounds on his hands, feet and forehead. He’s in his kitchen and on an impulse he snaps his fingers. And he finds his body parts are strewn everywhere doing weird things, bits of him even in the fridge. And imbedded in his forehead is a bullet shaped diamond. How odd is that!
No Sweat Pants Allowed - Wine Club
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 54,310. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Suddenly single, in her forties, and eager to do what it takes to start over, Elaina Samuels meets three women with similar circumstances at a cash-for-gold-event. They quickly become friends and form the No Sweat Pants Allowed - Wine Club. This newly found alliance brings some humorous escapades, a few tears, and a bond so strong no man can break. Sassy, sarcastic, sometimes crass, warm and fun.