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The Nightmare Of Russell Pond
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,510. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
But the Peeping Toms did not like House Mary when seen coming from afar under a full moon, for they knew when she arrived at the hood of their car, she would point the shotgun at their windshield.
Russell Pond Schizo
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,300. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Explains the coloring book and curtain from Russell's childhood years, and Jacqueta from his teen age years.
Message in the Bottle
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Price: Free! Words: 2,230. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: October 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Genie opens the bottle that he had found on the beach. He fancies a she-genie and plans family. But, it carries a message from a four year old girl who wishes for a clean city. Genie's efforts create a mass cleanliness movement in India.
State Of Disarray
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 63,190. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Historical
A whimsical murder mystery set within Northern California's 1941 State Of Jefferson secession movement. Augie Matayzel, a lovable but hapless character must clear himself of the murder of a Jefferson movement backer.
GITT: Halloween 2
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Series: GITT, Book 12. Price: Free! Words: 690. Language: British English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ronnie GITT is back with another spooky tale for Halloween. This is the 1 year celebration of the GITT series, and we hope to bring you many more.
The Gish Chronicles - Vol. 5: Yeast Infections
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You set the price! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Out of sheer desperation, Gish accepts the advice of an old friend and takes a job that doesn't exactly rise to the occasion. Later, she's convinced that the hiring manager on the other side of the phone actually is.
Blue Blue City
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Price: Free! Words: 153,820. Language: Australian English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Blue Blue City is a novel-length stream of nonsense with irregular punctuation. Motifs include cyborgs, God, senators and a sad man named Clint Patrick. Think of it as what would happen if a computer wrote Finnegan's Wake.
Screwtape Lost and Found- Unbelief is the Obscene Sin Demons and the Enemy Tolerate the Least
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,940. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When things go wrong Demons invade the emotions, making them empirical. When things go right the Enemy is looked toward and thanked; this vague abstraction barely restrained from being fiction. But as long as Demons and the Enemy are believed in, well, that’s what really matters.
Dead Flies and Sherry Trifle
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 89,970. Language: British English. Published: October 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It is 1976 and Harry Spittle wants a quiet vacation, an easy job and a girlfriend. Instead his family is in crisis, his sister is in trouble and he is up to his neck with drug dealers, workplace bullying and a local gangster. When he discovers a family secret that might blow his known universe apart Harry has a choice. Will he run and hide or will he stand up and become a man?
Curse of the Armchair Detective
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,770. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
When Sam's Aunt comes to town, there's going to be a murder. There's no way around it. She has the curse of the armchair detective.
The Zombie Who Liked Fred Astaire
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,940. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Story #1: The Zombie Who Liked Fred Astaire - A zombie desires to dance like his hero, Fred Astaire, but first he must find a willing teacher. Story #2: The Goldfish Who Contemplated Life - A sad goldfish dreams of escaping his fish bowl so he can fight zombies, eliminate erectile dysfunction, and meet Justin Bieber.
Pick Me! Pick Me!
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Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,870. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Steve has been roped in at the last minute to contest a marginal seat after the previous member has been "stood down" for personal reasons - personal tax, personal hygiene and personal relationships. The pressure is starting to show - with endless campaign functions, crazy volunteers and his whole future hanging in the balance. Read his day by day diary from the Campaign trail.
No Room in the Bin
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Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,310. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
With Christmas approaching, Rob is under pressure at home as well as at work. His curiosity gets the better of him after he finds something slightly mysterious in his neighbour's bin. The long term observation that follows is routine and fruitless until a disturbing discovery makes him question what he thought he knew about his neighbours - and himself.
Latitude Adjustment
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 43,200. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Enjoy some relaxing time with Blue Waters in the south Caribbean. Being a relocated Northerner he experiences every minute with appreciation.
Torment Moon
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Price: Free! Words: 2,650. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014 by JaMa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Inspirational
Thomas Perkins, stumbling and drunk, feels that the moon is hanging big and bright to torment him, to remind him of his pain. It serves only to put him in his place and keep him there. If not for the jilts of his best friend, Jim, he would not find any semblance of peace, yet Jim, the only source of reason in his life, cannot convince him of the foolishness of his claims.
The Changing Room; A British Comedy of Love, Loss and Laughter
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Price: $4.85 USD. Words: 86,240. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sandy Lovett is a mother,carer and sex-chat expert. Read about her chaotic life in The Changing Room - a comedy-drama for all those whose glass is half-full. Preferably with gin and a big fat cherry!
Let's Make This Believable
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Price: Free! Words: 540. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014 by JaMa Publishing. Category: Fiction » Historical » USA
(2.00 from 1 review)
A free flash story. Have you ever wondered if the things beheld by your public eye are only figments fed to you by the corporate news machine? This is a short, humorous take on the possibility of news media fakery, particularly, space travel. Get a behind the scenes look at the struggles of the actors involved.
Stare Decisis (Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,100. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A mutated kitten, magical dust, and a machete: What better way to explain how same-sex marriage has been beating common sense in the courtroom. Includes bonus story: "The Statue of Liberty Orders a Burger (and gets something completely different)" Short satire. (~2100 words)
Blackboard Galaxy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,160. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Blackboard Galaxy is a humorous science fiction story about a teacher who has dreamed of teaching in space. Now that she is living her dream, she must find ways to discipline students besides eating them, as that is the standard protocol among alien teachers. This story originally appeared in Issue 6 of Untied Shoelaces of the Mind. The author based this story on her experiences teaching.
The Wonder of You
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 128,640. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Life becomes overwhelming for Kate and Cole as they cope with threats on their lives, and deal with her mother’s surprise announcement. But through it all, they come closer together, learning what it means to truly love in the wonder of each other.