In the Rouge, Part One: Do Mimes Dream of Invisible Sheep?    by Sean Forester
Price: $2.99 USD. 37530 words. Language: English. Published on May 25, 2012. Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure.
One part sci-fi adventure, one part Adams-esque humor, served in a tilted universe. Liam Gatley, has been shanghaied and forced into military service, and now all he wants is to go home. However, the reluctant Gatley soon finds himself thrust into a deadly confrontation with a creature known only as the Mime. Liam must struggle to keep his wits, or at least his sanity, as he faces this threat.

The Lost Then Found Essays of Joe Fusco Jr.    by Joe  Fusco Jr.
Price: $2.99 USD. 14300 words. Language: English. Agented by Lakshmi Books on May 25, 2012. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.
A funny collection of short stories from the one and only Joe Fusco Jr. These stories will guarantee a good laugh. Joe Fusco Jr. has mastered the rare art of spinning amazing tales that can always capture the imaginations of audiences anytime.

The Hereafter Gang    by Neal Barret Jr.
Price: $3.99 USD. 115870 words. Language: English. Published by Crossroad Press  on May 25, 2012. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.
On a hot summer Texas afternoon, Cindy Nance introduces young Doug Hoover to the two great secrets of life. Doug likes the first secret a lot. The second, that guys grow up and go to work, doesn't appeal to him at all. A series of meaningless marriages and do-nothing jobs prove Cindy was right. Turned off by the present, Doug tries to recapture the joys of his past.

The Shooting of Basil Tremain    by Brian Parker
Price: Free! 1260 words. Language: English. Published by MoshPit Publishing  on May 24, 2012. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.
If you enjoyed Brian Parker's 'The Avalanche' then you're sure to love the story of Basil Tremain and his unspoken desire to get the better of Doggett, another planter on the Birmingham Estate. In front of a crowd of dozens, Bazz and his mate Rowley set Doggett up to show him who's boss, once and for all.

Orcs Do    by Rebecca Lyn Shelley
Price: $1.49 USD. 18460 words. Language: English. Published by Wonder Realms Books  on May 24, 2012. Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories.
A Fantasy Short Story. Ever wonder if orcs have a wife and children tucked away somewhere back home? Well they do. This is the story of one orc marm, tired of all the fighting, who decides to take a stand. Dedicated to every mother who has ever tried to take an infant and toddlers anywhere. Includes a FREE bonus story, "Magic Works" and a preview of the epic fantasy romance, The Seedtouch.

Hack Attack!    by Jon Sindell
Price: Free! 960 words. Language: English. Published on May 24, 2012. Fiction » Literature » Sports.
In this excerpt from the novel The Mighty Roman, the San Carlos Coyotes of the independent Cal Hairy League learn a painful lesson from the Morgan Hill Hackers: never underestimate nerds.

Football Crazy: Part one    by Craig Daley
Price: Free! 180 words. Language: English. Published on May 24, 2012. Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Crime & mystery.
The Theatre of Nightmares on the Road to Insanity is a full colour 34 page horror and football comic and the third in the Surreal Murder Mystery Series. It follows Sheffield United's FA Cup run with games against Man Utd, Spurs and the Owls that are covered in the comic. This is macabre humour, 'Roy of the Rovers' meets C.S.I in the Twilight Zone. Have a fun read and please do have nightmare

Pasta Noir: 40 Postmodern Pasta Recipes From Joyce to Hemingway, Freud to George Bush by Alberto Giuseppe and Susan Cook-Abdallah    by Alberto Giuseppe
Price: $3.48 USD. 32410 words. Language: English. Published on May 24, 2012. Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody.
What might a Fitzgerald first course taste like? Or a Calvino spaghetti? That is, what spaghetti would taste like Calvino's works? And how would Hemingway present his? Let alone Michelangelo...

Don't email When Drunk    by Gary Weston
Price: Free! 700 words. Language: English. Published on May 24, 2012. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.
We all get ticked off from time to time, but responding by email when intoxicated is not the way to go. A few of my examples should be a warning to you all!

Literary Dynamite    by Scott Gordon
Price: Free! 10280 words. Language: English. Published on May 23, 2012. Fiction » Humor & comedy » General.
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An unappreciated author. An ugly bunny. Dynamite. Need I say more? Get ready for a wild and amusing adventure, which author Wenona Hulsey calls, "A unique and wacky solution for dealing with writer's block." Literary Dynamite is a short story, weighing in at 10,286 words (approximately 41 pages). The main story is 3,110 words (approximately 13 pages).