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Murdoch and his Three Thieves
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,010. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Oh, I don’t know, you young, modern women want things all your own way. Why, when I was your age, a camel and two bottles of the finest cooking oil were all that was needed for a man to win your hand...’ Murdoch, shirtless and baggy-panted in the sun and sand of Ancient Baghdad, is in love with the beautiful Princess Tuous, daughter of Suntan Vinegar, who is engaged to the wealthy Caliph Ornia.
Murdoch of the High Seas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,120. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Good people of The Prince of Prahran, let it be known that Murdoch, of the high seas, the Gentlemen Pirate, is now the owner of your vessel and all goods and chattels that reside on board!' Join Murdoch for a rollicking adventure on the high seas with the delightfully beautiful Lady Sarah Bunkleberry and the not so delightful (definitely not beautiful) Lord Phillip Horsaface.
What a Girl Needs
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 81,200. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What a Girl Needs is good shoes, good friends and maybe steady employment to pay for it all...Ashley Stockingdale is back!
Dark Night of the Soul
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 69,290. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The utopian world carefully created by Denver cab driver Brendan Murphy is about to be shattered. In fact, it’s about to be the worst day of his cab driving career. Of course “it’s best not to think about what might have happened if you had done this instead of that,” but it’s hard not to wonder went wrong when you’re kissing the asphalt and police have surrounded you with guns drawn.
Meat Eater
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Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: British English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
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In this darkly comic tale it's the first day of the summer holidays and it should be a joyous time for young Daniel. Sadly, the animals around him conspire to ruin his day.
Rwanda Relief
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Price: Free! Words: 9,790. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of how an average Joe paper pusher; a crooked insurance broker; an embezzling mayor; an amoral madman; and a trucker without a truck, all came to be in the same room, and what the hell any of it had to do with the Sub-Saharan African Republic of Rwanda.
Meatgrinder- Junk Food
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Price: Free! Words: 2,220. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Kobe Ohio is where small town crime gets stomped out quick, beer flows like water, and a grinder sandwich is a low priced delicacy. Junk Food is the first in the Meatgrinder series, I hope you enjoy every bit of it. If you're hungry for more we'll deliver the next helping in the next month or so.
Bitcoin, The Tughluqi Money
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Price: Free! Words: 6,160. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: October 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
KK, the bank recovery agent, hits the jackpot when he discovers bitcoin in his computer. However, his happiness is ruined when bitcoin prices crash. His wife leaves him. He is about to kill himself. Set in Gurgaon, India, the funny drama captures the light moments between father and son and their quest to bring smile on each other's face.
STOOL: Huge Parody
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You set the price! Words: 6,030. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2014 by Third Phase. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Science-Fiction meets post-apocalyptic-ness in this amazing tale of things that happen. Dozens of people live underground in a place known only as "the Tube" which has over a hundred floors but only one staircase.
The Closet Trip
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 83,010. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
"I've been around the block a couple of times, if you know what I mean. 'Course I got lost both times." In a unique reversal of the usual "coming out" story, a man living a gay lifestyle finds himself increasingly attracted to women.
Food Versus Evil: An Angry Burger's Quest
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 89,600. Language: Australian English. Published: October 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On a planet inhabited by talking food, a hamburger with anger issues is thrown into an asylum after he claims to have seen ghosts. Upon escaping, he is caught in a conflict between ghosts, government eggs and a magical "Soda Guru". Can Burgerman resolve his supernatural/rage issues?
Greener on the Other Side
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Price: Free! Words: 3,850. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This is a very different retelling of the Frog Prince story with other fairy tales mixed in. In this humorous story, a frog named Prince Charming must break his curse in order to become a prince. It is about a short story that is 3,500 words. It previously won the Allasso humor award.
Resurgius
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 44,030. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014 by Rainy Day Reads Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In this New York work-a-day situation of the swinging Sixties, Serge finds himself the object of unwanted sexual advances from his lady boss editor. It is all too upsetting to this young, shy, poet. He has spent his whole life under the thumbs of five very tough, aggressive women and now the additional pressure from Editor Battle, out to deflower him, brings him to a crossroads.
Days Of Wine And Rascals
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 100,500. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014 by Books for Pleasure. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A hamlet with a population of 22 people, whose language they couldn't speak or understand, was an unlikely place for two young Canadians to try to learn the skills of developing a bar-restaurant-discotheque business with the unprepossessing name of Casa No-No, high in the Pyrenees in the tiny European Co-principality of Andorra. Join the author in this hilarious romp down memory lane.
One Man's Meat Is Another Man's Poisson
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 54,280. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014 by Books for Pleasure. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘One Man’s Meat Is Another Man’s Poisson’ is a humourous collection of light-hearted vignettes gathered by an intrepid Canadian travel journalist during his off-beat wanderings and bumblings around the world. A must read for anyone who has travelled extensively or those who are contemplating it!
Wonka's Halloween Story
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Series: The Wonka Stories. Price: Free! Words: 2,980. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wonka is back with a special tale for Halloween, as written by his beloved Owner. The dust has been shaken off, the pages spread beneath his paw and Wonka is poised to take us back in time to a ghostly sighting! Get comfy, draw the curtains against this spooky night and listen up!
The Alice Band
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 71,280. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Carole and Alice have been friends for years, bouncing happily off each other in ways that mystify onlookers. No one could explain how or why the friendship worked, least of all Carole and Alice. How do Carole and Alice deal with the string of catastrophes that beset Alice? Can their friendship survive or will it change forever?
Media Guy. God Blesses Media, but not Media Professionals
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Price: $8.65 USD. Words: 31,160. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014 by Editions Dedicaces. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
All tense even dramatic situations Media Guy turns to happy end. For the same reason he is fired and he is at the same time awarded as the “Funniest journalist of the Year”.
Aero
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 57,060. Language: English. Published: October 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
AERO: PRONOUNCED: (Air-Oh). Meet King Al, who will have great powers from the mighty stars in the cosmos, and will become the future ruler of the land of AeroCad. Just don’t make him mad, because King Al wears big army boots, and he won’t hesitate to plant one on your backside, until cream filling comes oozing out of you! All hail King Al!
On Your Left
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Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Some public servants provide shelter for the homeless, others food for the hungry. Me, I run over cyclists with my car. If not me, then who? Over three dozen to date, and the number keeps growing. I don’t want fame or money for my deeds, but a plate of nachos every now and then would be nice.