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IL PAVIMENTO DELLE DANZE - THE DANCING FLOOR
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 24,980. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Erano proprio due belle coppie, una doppia coppia ideale, un “Titanic” impareggiabile, Gino Knauss e Barbie Tùrici, congiunti ai loro intimi amici Ella Ash e Paul Paccio. Barbie Tùrici e Gino Knauss erano la coppia conflittuale, gli altri due costituivano invece la coppia moderna. Cominceremo a raccontare di Gino e Knauss e Barbie Tùrici e la seconda coppia entrerà in funzione quando al povero nar
HARD CORE MIO
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 45,020. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Peggiorò ogni cosa quando cominciammo, per quell’inquietudine nata nel vecchio secolo, che avrebbe portato l’umanità a peggiori soglie nel terzo millennio, a spostarci da dove venivamo. Dalla campagna si andò in paese, dal paese s’andò in città, dalla città alla metropoli e così via con verso opposto al naturale.
COMUNIONE DEI MALI
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 18,810. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
La Vita è Una Grande Discoteca, e, fin da piccini, fedeli a tale impianto filosofico, non pensarono ad altro che a Seduzione e Trasgressione a Volontà, come avevano letto nelle riviste e ammirato nei serial. È forse per questo che i loro destini s’incrociarono nel Castello della Grande Palestra.
BALORDI
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 44,850. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Ad incipit di ogni capitoletto sono in corsivo stati inseriti passaggi estrapolati alla Tesi di laurea “Uno studio sulla figura sociale del balordo, antropologia e mitopoiesi di un eroe” di Pandolfo Carnap dottore in sociologia e oggi latitante. Tali asserzioni non hanno diretto rapporto con i contenuti del narrato in capitolo, ma donano una cornice interpretativa utile al lettore sulle questioni
My Husband's Toes
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,760. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
One winter afternoon in 2012, my husband's toes began speaking to me. Utterly flabbergasted, I leaned in close and listened. I came to know them well in the weeks that followed -- their hopes and dreams, fears and self-doubts, and their astounding courage and good nature given their structural limitations. I present here the historic dialogues.
GEEKROPHILIA Issue 1
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Price: Free! Words: 1,090. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a comic-book best viewed on a modern tablet. (15+ contains adult concepts, swearing, mature humour and immature humour) It all begins with a scream.. But it could end with the history of the modern world being rewritten at a machine code level. What can mere hackers, geeks, cosplayers, trekkies, otaku and gamers do when confronted by the worlds fastest growing diabolical corporation.
Cindy and the Fella
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 53,660. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
They’re united by love…for the wrong people. Second-grade teacher Cindy McChad is brave and caring but clueless about her appearance; English professor Hugh Bemling has the soul of a knight but the physique of a nerd. Seeking to win their "true" loves, they find their fairy godmothers--and more--in each other. This romantic comedy was a finalist for the Golden Quill and Booksellers Best awards.
500 BEST JOKES EVER!
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Price: $1.90 USD. Words: 18,980. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Love jokes? Here's 500 of the best! All your favorites!
The Defective Detective : The Curious Case of the Kilchester Courier
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,570. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Chasing a parcel delivered to a neighbour, Clint is sucked into a remarkably civilised but mildly deranged crime scene. There he encounters almost-blackmail, not-actually prostitution, probable-sex scandals, genuine-imposters and the very real theft of something incredibly important. Twice.
Roll Over, Amundsen
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 52,900. Language: French. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Pour la première fois en Australie, voici Amundsen, mesdames et messieurs, Amundsen and his band ! Ils ont assassiné Detroit, explosé le pôle Sud, ils laissent derrière eux des cadavres en pagaille et des souvenirs impérissables. Il y a des zombies, des pingouins, un rocker et son manager, et suffisamment de vrais méchants pour peupler une salle de concert...
A Ghost, A Werewolf, and A Vampire: A Supernatural Trio Joke Book
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,680. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There is a traditional joke form that goes "A priest, a rabbi, and a minister go into a bar...". What if more outrageous, supernatural trios went into that same bar or shared other activities? This book contains jokes about a ghost, a werewolf, a vampire, a witch, a skeleton, a troll, Thor, a Hobbit, the Devil, an angel, a fairy, a zombie, a dragon, and the Invisible Man!
Would You Like Flies With That?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,190. Language: American English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A collection of funny short stories written by Kristina Pitts.
Scab Wilson and the Amazing New Bicycle
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Price: $1.80 USD. Words: 4,410. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Readers / Chapter Books
Scab Wilson has a dilemma: the new girl (Julie Fentonbruter, if you must know!) in town goes everywhere on her new bicycle and Scab (named for certain misadventures with his last bicycle) is currently WALKING. He needs to get some wheels, and fast! (Before his rival in life, Biff Ballaroo, tries to steal her away!) Please join the series that critics have called "heartwarming" - now at a new low
The Jamaican Ninja Bert!!
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 36,410. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love?
The Jamaican Ninja Bert 2
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 37,360. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Book 2. When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love
Canadian
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Price: Free! Words: 110. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short story/screenplay idea. An elderly man rides the bus.
Unfortunate Roommates
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Price: Free! Words: 52,590. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jim is a former pop star who has kept to himself over the last few years. However, that is all about to change when his best friend leaves a one night stand at his house. Now, an unfortunate turn of events has them living together in order for him to have a career, and her a place to stay. Can Jim have any kind of love life with her in the picture, or will he be stuck with an unfortunate roommate?
Sir Murdoch of the Large Table
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,460. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Surely soon Arfur will call me, so as we may, side by side, partake of wild boar, drink wine from silver goblets and caress and taunt busty maidens at, or upon, the table to our heart’s content.’ Arfur has bigger problems. His knights are searching for the The Holy Pail. Can Sir Murdoch find the relic, earn his place at the Large Table and take the hand of the beautiful and virtuous Gyferwyff?
Murdoch and his Three Thieves
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,010. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Oh, I don’t know, you young, modern women want things all your own way. Why, when I was your age, a camel and two bottles of the finest cooking oil were all that was needed for a man to win your hand...’ Murdoch, shirtless and baggy-panted in the sun and sand of Ancient Baghdad, is in love with the beautiful Princess Tuous, daughter of Suntan Vinegar, who is engaged to the wealthy Caliph Ornia.
Murdoch of the High Seas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,120. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Good people of The Prince of Prahran, let it be known that Murdoch, of the high seas, the Gentlemen Pirate, is now the owner of your vessel and all goods and chattels that reside on board!' Join Murdoch for a rollicking adventure on the high seas with the delightfully beautiful Lady Sarah Bunkleberry and the not so delightful (definitely not beautiful) Lord Phillip Horsaface.