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Wait a Minute!
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Series: West Baker. Price: $3.95 USD. Words: 84,080. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Francesca Trask is about to leave high school and enter adult life but she's terribly perplexed about everything—college, career, attending the Prom, plus Conan the Klutz who has bet the gang he can obtain an intimate trophy… and even more.
The Dead Need Nature, Too
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Price: Free! Words: 2,560. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Unfulfilled by the zombie lifestyle, one of the walking dead spends a day at the park finding joy and meaning in nature.
A Terrorist Converts: Why I'm Voting for Hillary Clinton
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Series: A Terrorist Converts, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 6,960. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Will retired terrorist Shazam al-War bin al-Gorithm adapt to his new life in America? After a lengthy baptism, the CIA give Shazam his harp and wings and admit him through those pearly gates to the Holy City Itself: Washington DC. But when he gets picked up for sleeping on a park bench, Shazam must learn to put aside his Waki ways, and embrace Hillary Clinton as his own personal savior.
Quantum History
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,630. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A science experiment goes wrong in unforeseeable ways, affecting a man and his wife across the country, in a bizarre and humorous fashion.
Allegory - The Three Red Birds
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,940. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(This allegory was discovered in the trunk without a lid by Sleep Walker when he wasn’t inside it asleep.
True Confessions of a Dog Toy
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,920. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Inside "True Confessions of a Dog Toy," Ryan Jewett presents highly humorous confessions right from the mouths of dog toys. We all often imagine what our pets are trying to tell us, but this book focuses on what your dogs' toys are thinking.
The Surreal Adventures of Anthony Zen: Episode 3 - One Day During Work
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Price: Free! Words: 1,860. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Stop what you're doing. Look around. Is this it? Snap out of it. Check your watch. Get back to work. Do not attempt to be different. Blend in. Buy something. The cycle must continue ... or does it? One man has broken free. Join him in his search for enlightenment, inner peace, and a really good pair of trousers.
Der Untergang eines Putzteufels
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 89,250. Language: German. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Bevor eine Staubschicht sich auf dem Schreibtisch ihres neuen Home-Office niederlassen kann, spürt Ami Becca Keck, wie ihr Temperament aufflackert. Der Fluch ihres Lebens—eine Frau, dessen Zwangsputzen zu viel für die meisten ist—ist gegenüber der Straße eingezogen und wohnt jetzt in Opulenz. Scheiße! Und noch schlimmer kommt es, wenn Becca unternimmt, dem Putzteufel einen Mord anzuhängen.
101 Xingamentos
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,360. Language: Portuguese. Published: October 23, 2014 by 101 Seleções. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Os melhores e mais engraçados xingamentos do planeta para você usar com os infelizes que ousarem perturbar a sua vida!
Covering Her Assets
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 54,370. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014 by Norah Wilson. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Dix Dodd is going undercover for Elizabeth Bee (now Mrs. Hugh Drammen). Elizabeth fears someone is out to kill her elderly husband. Since the pre-nup precludes her inheriting anything before they've been married a year, she's not about to let that happen.Posing as Elizabeth's mother (along with Dylan as her boy-toy, and Mrs. P as Nanny Jane), Dix is on the case, Covering Her Assets.
To Be Lovely, Be In Love!
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,850. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
If life’s left you on a cold slab in love’s mortuary, your problem is simple: you’ve lost the art of being lovely. The cure? Atlanta society matron Constance Fontanne’s landmark first book on love, looks, and marriage. Miss Fontanne shows you how to jump back into your bowl of cherries and stop living the life of the ho-hum and hum-drum.
Wilks Lake, Titan
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Series: The Solar System Chronicles. Price: Free! Words: 2,510. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
An astronaut by the name of Reynolds makes a fascinating pit stop on Saturn's moon, Titan.
Not Man Enough
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Price: Free! Words: 7,880. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The protagonist’s advocacy against mass accusation on him being ‘not man enough’. He also contests the parallel label of ‘not woman enough’. The jury is already out as he puts up his witty advocacy against the pop cultural benchmarks over gender appropriates and massive peer pressure on men and women alike for being ‘something enough’. It is for readers to preside on the judgment. He needs you!
Appearances to the Contrary, FIVE MACABRE TALES OF MISCHIEF, MAYHEM AND MIRTH
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,030. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Appearances to the Contrary… is comprised of five stories, some short, some longish. They are told in an irreverent and whimsical and sardonic tone. As to what part of the stories are invention and what parts are truth disguised as fiction, that's something you, the reader, will have to decide
SEM CHUMBO E LA SALMA RUSSANTE - racconti
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 235,260. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
La curia pignorò una villa di famiglia e il caso volle che c’avessi pure fatto il ritiro spirituale, e anche gli esercizi di catechismo prima della comunione… quindi girovagai a Camerano, per una breve parentesi persino a Castelplanio, a Castel D’Emilio... poi...
LA RIVOLTA DEI BIGATTI
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 49,140. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Questa è la confusa storiaccia di Bùsba Bigàtti, detto el Cojò e di alcuni suoi amici nella città che ho ribattezzato Il Teatro dei Musi, dove soffia sempre la “rivoltura”, alimentata dal gran rodimento dei suoi cittadini.
LA FRETTA DEL MONDO
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 56,990. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Adesso era sulla Maserati grigio metallizzato. Neppure una rata avrebbe pagato e poi vallo a pescare! Coi documenti falsi, vallo a pescare, visto ch’è in fuga e si sposta pari a una cavalletta impazzita. «Oh, per una curiosità di quel tesoro della Saab 96, cosa m’avete dato?» «Giusto il bonus per la rottamazione, e che altro pretendeva?»
IO AL CUBO
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 53,830. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Sono nato da un’esperienza erotica occasionale. Frutto di eroica libido estiva, covata all’interno di una discoteca “en plein aire” per soli abbronzati dai capelli strinati dalla lacca
IL PAVIMENTO DELLE DANZE - THE DANCING FLOOR
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 24,980. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Erano proprio due belle coppie, una doppia coppia ideale, un “Titanic” impareggiabile, Gino Knauss e Barbie Tùrici, congiunti ai loro intimi amici Ella Ash e Paul Paccio. Barbie Tùrici e Gino Knauss erano la coppia conflittuale, gli altri due costituivano invece la coppia moderna. Cominceremo a raccontare di Gino e Knauss e Barbie Tùrici e la seconda coppia entrerà in funzione quando al povero nar
HARD CORE MIO
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Price: $6.00 USD. Words: 45,020. Language: Italian. Published: October 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Peggiorò ogni cosa quando cominciammo, per quell’inquietudine nata nel vecchio secolo, che avrebbe portato l’umanità a peggiori soglie nel terzo millennio, a spostarci da dove venivamo. Dalla campagna si andò in paese, dal paese s’andò in città, dalla città alla metropoli e così via con verso opposto al naturale.