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The Absurds: Mass Absurdity
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Price: Free! Words: 510. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A short collection of a short-lived comic strip series, The Absurds is a random look at the world around us. Suitable for all ages, but it's recommended that, in order to get the full experience, the reader be a little absurd him/her/itself.
J.
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Price: Free! Words: 66,820. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When journalist Veda Jenkin stumbles across a secret society dedicated to restoring the rightful king of England, she finds herself drawn into another world, of rituals and saints, the Zen Jewish Blues, jazz, mathematical opera, Jacobean theatre, Velcro jumping, Argonauts and argonauts, Jason and JASOn, Bedekeepers and Beadkeepers, and learns that when the Jay comes, the king will be crowned.
Fish Pants
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Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Fish pants? Sure, I bought a pair.
Daily dose of shame
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Price: $7.00 USD. Words: 4,550. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"ABCDEFGHIJK." ● Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!" ●Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight." Compilation of fails Compilation...
The Egyptian ~ Moaning at MONA
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,930. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This short play is set in the Museum of Old and New Art in Hobart, Tasmania on a cool summer's day. Susan takes Erik on his first visit to the iconic museum of art but they are in for a shock at one exhibit. Join them on this fast paced romp. Eero Tarik is one of the world's most prolific short story writers and from time to time pops out a short play or five.
Baby Sings The Boos
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,700. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
In each of these original Boo and Baby stories from the author of The Cowboy's Baby and Talking To The Dead Guys, something always goes wrong. These tales introduce you to two of the quirkiest animals that Texas has ever seen. There's singing involved here somewhere. It says so right in the title. You're going to enjoy their screwball adventures, and you're going to laugh.
The Bill
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 61,230. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015 by Second Wind Publishing, LLC. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
One part political thriller, one part rollicking satire and one part insightful examination of today’s culture, Marietta Rodgers’ marvelous first novel, The Bill, engages readers on intellectual and emotional levels. Humorous, gritty and fearless, the novel is as rewarding as it is challenging. The story and its characters stay with you long after you’ve finished reading The Bill.
Weight of the Moon
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 71,960. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015 by Second Wind Publishing, LLC. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A self-important couple is about to face the darkest day of their lives, courtesy of a flamboyant, well-upholstered opera luminary. When their best friends’ clandestine adult-film star daughter schemes to come to their rescue, a bizarre, enlightening, and humorous journey unfolds. Will their faith in one another be enough to uncoil their deceitful pasts and free them from the weight of the moon?
Phoebe
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 29,010. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ok, Neighbors Today I woke up in a really good mood ,especially when i heard my lovely neighbors yelling! Ok neighbors, I understand that she cheated on you, repeatedly, and that she 's a cunt, a whore, a fucking lil bitch, a slut.....but folk, it s Sunday, it’s 7 a.m and I wanna sleeeeeep!!!!! Must be hard to yell like that for two hours! Breath man!
Sweet Dream Lover
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Series: The Pen Pal Sisterhood. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 76,260. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2015. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
The Pen Pal Sisterhood...four young girls, best of friends. Four mysterious fortunes that just might be magical. Here’s Kat’s story: Kat Roth and Mark Denham have plenty in common—they’re CEOs of rival Seattle-area candy companies, they’re both in feverish pursuit of number one status in the nation and they were both once married...to each other.
Fudge Berries and Frogs’ Knickers (A Romantic Comedy)
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 90,360. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015 by Raucous Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Poppy Wellesley is rich. In fact Poppy Wellesley is very rich, so when her fortunes change from riches to rags Poppy has to start a whole new life. Put yourself in her Guccis as she swaps her penthouse apartment for a run-down houseboat on Regent’s Canal. Meet her dippy friend Chelsea, the infamous Jack Diamond (see The Dog’s Bollocks) and her hunky boat neighbour, Taylor.
Bull Poop!?
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,290. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
If you can maintain a sense of humor while exploring the serious subject of religion, “Bull Poop!?” is written for you. Through a simple entertaining parable the absurd premises of many world religions are questioned. Despite the skeptical tone, the book eventually reveals a rational and spiritual rock where beliefs and ethics can find solid footing in an existential truth.
Collin O'Daurc
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 120,790. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
Collin O’Daurc, a cynical hairstylist, suffers a stroke & is plunged into a fantasy-world inhabited by long-dead artist & infamous reprobate Paul Gauguin & his never-born daughter, a Maori inventor with cybertronic legs, and a baboon-ish monkey half the size of a bus. Not to mention monsters, cannibals, typhoons, and the T-Wreckx, seagoing hostel & twin of the Titanic. Is this karma? Or reality?
Sick and Twisted Cartoons by Gaspirtz
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Price: Free! Words: 50. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
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Sick and Twisted is a collection of funny cartoons and award-winning comics by Oliver Gaspirtz. His colorful artwork looks harmless and family friendly, reminiscent of early Disney cartoons. But his uncensored dark humor reminds of Gary Larson's single panel gag cartoons The Far Side.
A Robot, a Cyborg, and a Martian Walk into a Space Bar
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 43,880. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015 by Nomadic Delirium Press. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
A Robot, a Cyborg, and a Martian Walk into a Space Bar is a serious literary work of science fiction and fantasy stories that looks to delve into...who are we trying to kid? This book is a collection of comedic science fiction and fantasy stories written by some truly talented authors. You'll be taken to alien bars, alien planets, and any funny place these authors could come up with.
Confessions Of An Adult Nerd: The Bay Area Blues (Vol.1)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,160. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Confessions Of An Adult Nerd celebrates the nerdy, yet eccentric life of a single 25-year-old English teacher named Halian. Somewhat tormented by her own clumsiness and obsession with libraries, Halian’s whimsical personality is put to the test when she meets the guy she didn't necessarily pray for. This guy is out of her league…or so she thinks.
Captain Latane
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 91,090. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In this retelling of the Don Quixote story, Harry Hoffman has become too absorbed in the Civil War books in his library. He has become Captain Latane. His mission: to save Richmond form the Yankee invasion. Riding through the fields east of the city, he finds, Pepper, a pitiful man deserted by his friends, and together they will defend their country from the northern invaders.
A Djillion More Wishes
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 30,430. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
From his commandeered castle in France, joined by his pregnant Genie friend, Djosar, his formerly blind currently psychic cellmate, Pockets and a host of other characters, Dennis sets out to settle all family business with the cosmic forces that have been plaguing their lives. It is a path that will set them at odds against both Heaven and Hell.
The Burglar Who Counted the Spoons
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 84,670. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Ever since The Burglar on the Prowl in 2004, fans have been clamoring for a new book featuring the lighthearted & lightfingered Bernie Rhodenbarr. Now everybody's favorite burglar returns in an 11th adventure that finds him and his lesbian sidekick Carolyn Kaiser in a madcap adventure replete with a silver spoon, an F. Scott Fitzgerald manuscript, a priceless portrait, and a whole lot of buttons.
I Tied an Onion to my Belt
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Price: Free! Words: 800. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I tied an onion to my belt/ I tied a knot/ I'm tongue tied and terrified/ Then I tied an onion to my belt. The auto-complete function of our favourite search engine comes up with some funny little poems! This book has a collection of them.