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America's Galactic Foreign Legion - Book 20: Time Machine
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 50,180. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014 by Penumbra Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Military
Colonel Joey R. Czerinski and Major (or General?) Manny Lopez guard the time machine from a defunct alien species. The CIA enlists Lopez's help to change the future by visiting the past. Meanwhile Czerinski sends drones to the past to broadcast 'live' historical events. As usual, something goes wrong and Jesus is transported to the future, preventing the Crucifixion. The rest is ... history.
Episode 2 - On the Way to Work
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Price: Free! Words: 1,930. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Stop what you're doing. Look around. Is this it? Snap out of it. Check your watch. Get back to work. Do not attempt to be different. Blend in. Buy something. The cycle must continue ... or does it? One man has broken free. Join him in his search for enlightenment, inner peace, and a really good pair of trousers.
Thoughts on Underwear and other Essentials
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Price: Free! Words: 23,640. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Have a break and laugh a little at life, at someone else’s efforts to make head or tail out of it, at choices and their consequences, at grannies, children, pets and people who buy underwear.
Máquina do Tempo
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Price: Free! Words: 1,860. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Se um dia pudesses voltar atrás no tempo será que gostavas de mudar verdadeiramente alguma coisa? E se sim, será que valia a pena?
Wherewolf
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Price: Free! Words: 57,880. Language: English. Published: September 4, 2014 by Creativia Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Do you enjoy adventure stories with a healthy dose of humor? Join Ollie and his crew in a hilarious supernatural adventure! Skullenia seems to be the last place that would need a detective agency. At least that is what Ollie thinks, until Count Jocular commissions him to help resolve a series of unexplained disappearances occurring within his realm.
Je suis ton père - Episode II
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,480. Language: French. Published: September 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tu peux raccrocher le sabrelaser et troquer la Batmobile contre un monospace : ta femme est enceinte. Quand un geek débute son apprentissage de la paternité, ça donne la série JE SUIS TON PÈRE. Bercé à la science-fiction, au cinéma de Spielberg et Lucas, et visiteur littéraire assidu de la Terre du Milieu, l'homme voit ses repères chamboulés du jour au lendemain.
Je suis ton père - Episode I
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Price: Free! Words: 5,650. Language: French. Published: September 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tu peux raccrocher le sabrelaser et troquer la Batmobile contre un monospace : ta femme est enceinte. Quand un geek débute son apprentissage de la paternité, ça donne la série JE SUIS TON PÈRE. Bercé à la science-fiction, au cinéma de Spielberg et Lucas, et visiteur littéraire assidu de la Terre du Milieu, l'homme voit ses repères chamboulés du jour au lendemain.
101 Jokes
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Price: Free! Words: 2,910. Language: English. Published: September 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
To the reader To make everyone happy and laugh, I write this book. This is the first one and I will write the second soon. So enjoy reading it. The author After having an expensive meal at the restaurant, the wife said " my heart is throbbing". The husband said " and my pocket is shrinking". The boy to his father "be happy dad, I saved 100$ for you". The father surprised " how did you do that?
Il fratello del ministro
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Price: $3.92 USD. Words: 21,930. Language: Italian. Published: September 4, 2014 by Meligrana Giuseppe Editore. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In questa commedia, moderna per quanto riguarda la struttura materiale del mondo, della vita, e dell’uomo, Mennella con ironia e arguzia arriva a penetrare, scandagliandoli compiutamente, nei più arcani meandri dell’animo umano. Ma può soltanto constatare che non ci sono speranze in un domani migliore per certe sozzure che deturpano da sempre il seme d’Adamo.
Teeny Weenie Man (A short, completely believable story)
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Price: Free! Words: 11,400. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
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When Molly Peek discovers an extremely odd hotdog during the course of her working day, she has no idea that her knowledge of life, evolution, and whether Earthlings are alone in the universe will be greatly enhanced. For such a small guy, the Teeny Weenie Man sure knows how to make an impact.
Bless the Bunnies
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Floyd Maveksson lives for his garden. For his lush lawn. Blossoming flowers. Rich soil. So when rabbits make their designs on his domain, he determines to send them packing. But will he find a limit to his ire . . . a nagging conscience perhaps? An account which examines just how far one man will go to preserve what he loves above all else. Bless the Bunnies: A Short Story.
Romance Meets Death
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Series: Short Misadventures, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 2,600. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ina fails to seduce a snobby, bat-eared English pathologist at work. Romance meets Death includes an explanation of Ina's artwork.
Divine Providence
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Price: Free! Words: 44,500. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Short stories and poems that acknowledge the human condition is twenty parts faith and eighty parts fate. Divine Province follows Jeffrey, who returns home to Hawai-i for his father’s funeral, only to be sucked into his family’s gangster past.
Scratching the Seven-Month Itch
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Series: Amanda Moore or Less, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 95,580. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2014 by Dingbat Publishing. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Amanda can’t believe Jason, her new lover, is already cheating — they’ve only been a couple for seven months. But her domineering older friend, Christine, has “proof” and insists Amanda should take it seriously. Does Jason have the seven-month itch? If so, which tramp is scratching it? And is it possible for their relationship to grow even closer despite Christine's worst efforts?
Kocsmaregény
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Price: Free! Words: 53,280. Language: Hungarian. Published: September 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Május. Szerelem, táskák, fegyverek. Egy város. Bölcsek, kurvák, fenegyerekek. Egy hely, ahol jogvédők nincsenek. Egy folyó, ahol apácák nem nőnek. Egy ház, ahol még vannak szüzek. Szex. Idő, sebesség, kérdések kínzó köde, hová lett a Roxolánok kódexe?
Academie Beat
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 88,440. Language: Tagalog (Filipino). Published: September 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
Four good-looking Filipino College students formed a pop group to join the Search for the next generation FPOP Superstar. As the competition nears, each of them faces unexpected turn of events and exclusive revelations with an all female ‘bitchy’ group, Incredible Girls, or better known as I.G. Will these affect their journey toward their dreams, or would it be toward disbandment?
Post Tenebras. I racconti del cimitero
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Price: $3.93 USD. Words: 35,060. Language: Italian. Published: September 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Una raccolta di 20 racconti umoristici ambientati in vari cimiteri italiani e stranieri. La panoramica è ampia: dalla truccatrice dei morti alle mummie della Valle dei Re, dagli zombi che ballano la zumba alle confessioni di Jack il Saltatore, dalle sorelle spagnole sante e suppliziate alla signora scheletro che appare sul famoso treno Orient-Express... Con oltre 60 illustrazioni "spiritose".
Conversations with Wonka - Part Four
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Series: The Wonka Stories, Book 10. Price: Free! Words: 3,480. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wonka is back to ease us out of the Summer and towards the next set of tricksy decisions. As per he is like an arrow to Owner's brain keeping her on target with the beloved Life Plan. Even Jung gets a look in, leafing through his vast library of ancient wisdom to provide Owner with answers. Hers of course. Find out the latest with Wonka, as he quite rightly tells it how it is.
Patrick Mesh; The Life And Times
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,960. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: September 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is a story about the life of Patrick Mesh, a preacher's son gone rogue.
Hometown News
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 78,170. Language: English. Published: September 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Although the local newspaper has been central to the identity and life of American cities large and small, few readers know what goes on inside its newsroom. Hometown News takes you behind the scenes as a new generation takes command and brings vision to a mid-American industrial city. But more and more, this colorful team discovers the bottom line battles the deadline. Who wins in the end?