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I Tied an Onion to my Belt
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Price: Free! Words: 800. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I tied an onion to my belt/ I tied a knot/ I'm tongue tied and terrified/ Then I tied an onion to my belt. The auto-complete function of our favourite search engine comes up with some funny little poems! This book has a collection of them.
Never Mind the Botox
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You set the price! Words: 74,140. Language: British English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It wasn’t simply the fact that I was sat by an outdoor swimming-pool watching a mum from Doncaster pretending to be the blonde one in Abba, nor that Agnetha and the other fake Swedes weren’t all that good. It wasn’t even that in recent months, I had seen both Mama Mia, and We Will Rock You, despicable acts that in another, previous life, would have seen me soundly, and deservedly thrashed .
Karmalitics
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Price: Free! Words: 119,580. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Karmalitics is a light hearted, controversial, thought provoking, and in places very amusing view of politics as if people matter. It is not intended to change the world as we know it, but is does encourage the reader to question if the quality of life could be improved for a large section of the population without impeding on those that are satisfied with lives.
Motherfucking Wizards: An Erotic Novella About Sexual Wizards
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,360. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2015 by Forest City Pulp. Category: Fiction » Erotica » Comedy/Humor
Peter Harrison is not a wizard. Living in his uncle's basement is not exactly paradise, so he's happy to be whisked away when a white van comes to take him to wizarding school. He’s also pleased to discover that the teachers are all beautiful women, but they have a dark secret, and getting kicked out of school will be the least of Peter’s worries if they find out he’s not a wizard.
Donne Cortigiane e Regine
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Price: $1.59 USD. Words: 16,430. Language: Italian. Published: January 13, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Da Maria Antonietta a Greta Garbo. Da Messalina a Lucrezia Borgia. Tutte le donne che hanno avuto un vita tormentosa, affascinante e a volte tragica.Anita Garibaldi ci parlerà del suo amore per Giuseppe che la porterà a seguirlo in Italia. Cleopatra analizzerà la sua vita e la necessità di essere malvagia e crudele tanto da spingerla ad uccidere sua sorella.
How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 39,240. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2015 by Permuted Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
The greatest threat facing the human race is monsters. Vampires, werewolves, space aliens, gnomes; we can't open the front door without facing our doom. "How to Kill Monsters Using Common Household Items" is a must-have homeowner defense manual for eliminating monsters easily, effectively, and sometimes with a No. 2 pencil. Or maybe a chainsaw. Whichever’s closer.
William Shakespeare's "The Merry Wives of Windsor": A Retelling in Prose
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,100. Language: American English. Published: January 12, 2015. Category: Fiction » Classics
This is an easy-to-read version of William Shakespeare's comedy "The Merry Wives of Windsor."
An Unusual Day at the Met
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Price: Free! Words: 1,620. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A visit to the Metropolitan Museum of Art becomes a surreal encounter with two huge pop icons.
How Painters Were Able to Win Naval Commanders
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 7,700. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What are the relations between the state and its army? Reasonable person would say that the army is in the service of civil society. But in some places it happens vice versa: the army sets the rules of life for ordinary citizens. How to change the thinking of military commanders? I tell about this in my novel.
Fistfight at Judas Gulch
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 52,630. Language: English. Published: January 12, 2015. Category: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier
Sardo Pat is an original Forty-Niner, and tells it like it was back in Gold Rush times
The Monkey Heist
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Series: Life is (almost) beautiful!, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 7,450. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A piercing gastritis, a cat to take to the vet, and a screaming monkey perched on a plum tree in my garden... and it was only ten o’ clock!
The Ghost in the Barbershop
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,600. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015 by Local Hero Press, LLC. Category: Fiction » Historical » Western & American frontier
A Muddy Creek short story set in the Weird Wild West. When Muddy Creek barber Angus discovers a vengeful spirit haunting his shop, shenanigans ensue as the town sheriff tries to figure out a way to dispose of a ghost.
Cult-eh-c
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Price: Free! Words: 2,680. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I was in a cult. It wasn't that exciting. Read on and you will find out why.
Cosmic Tales #1: Resurrection
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Price: Free! Words: 4,190. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(4.00 from 1 review)
Piloting the battered Chromium Bullet, the robot assistant 234 collects a very important piece of cargo shut inside a sarcophagus. The Crew: Captain Phoenix Wingclipper, a scheming AWOL military pilot; Assistant 234, a hapless AWOL robotic co-pilot; Rodeena Salvoyant, a reptilian female negotiator; Elwood Makepeace, a reluctantly travelling earthman; Bink, a heroic small floating ball droid
Too Much Monkey Business
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Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A research lab is established to examine the Million Monkey theory. As time goes on, two students decide to hurry things along.
Mother Goose Unhinged
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 90. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Remake of Mother Goose, done just for adults. Written and (sadly) illustrated by Monica Lee.
Men Are Like Cars
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Price: Free! Words: 4,360. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(2.33 from 3 reviews)
A humorous short story about a woman CEO who confides in a young reporter telling her how she has managed her relationships with men through her life
The Egret's Dream
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You set the price! Words: 9,770. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
An array of short stories and poems that mostly relate to the West coast of Florida. They cover love, Florida critters and ruminations
The Lotto Lothario
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,180. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Reeling off of a recent breakup with his girlfriend, Stacey, a dejected Corey decides to start his day of wallowing with some morning drinking. While at the liquor store, he decides to buy a lottery ticket on a whim. The ticket purchase envelops him into a fantasy world detailing his new life if his long shot indeed materializes into the winning lottery ticket. How will he spend the money?
Sweat Dreams
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Price: Free! Words: 3,150. Language: Australian English. Published: January 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dreams are just dreams, right? And as Jack Cadney says in my towering literary work "McCullock's Gold", how can dreams have any meaning when everything in them is so crazy? …And yet, on rare occasions, someone dreams some winning lottery numbers or which horse will win the Melbourne Cup. Oh yes. And for your information, a "Sydney Harbour" is the standard Australian unit of mega-gargantuan volume.