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Alfred's Gift
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,120. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
After his promotion to Assistant Store Manager of MegaBooks Ltd, Alfred's first day as manager gets off to a rocky start. Then, progressively worsens. Ultimately cascading into an exasperating struggle with some quite colorful characters. Mayhem is unleashed. But then...the Gift.
Play by Play
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Series: Play Makers Books, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 24,020. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2013 by Beyond the Page Publishing. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
Former college football star Jake Dublin’s wildly popular sports blog also details his personal life. And lately it’s all about Sophie, the pretty young woman who just moved into his apartment building. His readers know her only as “Elevator Girl,” and they’re all rooting for Jake to score.
A Sucker for Love: A Zomedy
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,510. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Nick proceeds with building his zombie shelter in spite of the lawsuits and laughter of his neighbors and his famous heroes. But despite it all, he can’t resist Maribeth, the girl who has captured his heart and has rejected him mercilessly. Will he keep a special spot for her in his shelter to held her avoid a gruesome zombie death? Or will he let her become a snack for the living dead?
Bedtime Stories for Insomniacs
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 56,170. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2013 by Tenth Street Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
First there was, or were, "Fractured Fairy Tales." Then "Politically Correct Fairy Tales." Then all those "Shrek" movies. Now, just when you thought you'd had about enough, here comes "Bedtime Stories for Insomniacs" to take you where "Once upon a time" never managed to take you before!
A True and Perfect Knight
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 108,830. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
With warmth, humor and his unique eye for life’s absurdities, Jeffrey Robinson turns one man’s adventure in the real world into the “feel good” novel of the year.
The Houmits Of Seynorgue
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 75,140. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2013 by Austin Macauley. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Alan Brown is an exciting new author who combines wit and humour into a rollicking West Country fantasy from a time long ago. Baron Etheltread of Dorsetshire inherits the title when his randy father is killed by an outraged husband. Etheltread continues to rule his subjects with a rod of iron keeping them exceedingly poor whilst living in luxury himself.
The Good, the Plaid, and the Ugly
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Price: Free! Words: 21,030. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
After a miserable high school experience, Jack has stopped evolving as a contributing member of society. Meanwhile, his career driven brother, Tim, has become about as exciting as an old hot dog. The story unfolds around these two brothers' pursuit of a misplaced family heirloom, resulting in an unusual tale of redemption, sibling rivalry, and lesbian coleslaw wrestling.
Knightsville
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Series: Knightsville Mysteries, Book 1. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 54,940. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
The story is centered around a small animal hospital situated in a fairly isolated mountain valley of British Columbia, Canada. The book is full of colourful and mostly loveable characters and of course numerous pets and their problems. I hope that as you read the pages of this book, these folks, both human and animal become your friends just as they have mine.
Fools and Cthulhu
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,720. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(2.00 from 1 review)
William knows that a phone call at three in the morning is never a good sign. Nor is it a good sign when the call is about the dreaded Necronomicon. There are a lot of bogus Necronomicons out there. And anyone that succeeds in getting one of the forgeries to work receives a lot of attention. Unfortunately, that attention tends to not be human.
The World Is Round
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 40,840. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
A great philosopher's masterwork is unravelled by a duck, an influential talk show host begins executing his guests, and a baby enchants a murderous African dictator in Andrew Wheeler's debut collection of seventeen short stories. A work of poignant satire and extraordinary imagination, The World Is Round is always weird, sometimes bleak, and frequently hilarious.
Revenge of the Lushites
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Series: War of the Lushites, Book 2. Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 55,970. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2013 by 53rd Street Publishing. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
In the year 4444 and a 1/4 the Lushites have returned. Piper Cleaner, First Assistant to the Assistant Surveillance Officer discovers a Lushite intergalactic vessel heading their way. Alarm bells ring throughout the galaxy! Have the Lushites returned to seek revenge?
Cookie Smuggler
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You set the price! Words: 2,360. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
The cake bot is getting ready to eliminate the cookie smuggler. She remembers her magnetic boots that ensure her survival. A short story just for fun.
Barney's Guide to Training Humans: An owner's manual for cats
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,220. Language: English. Published: September 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Barney's Guide is a cat's perspective on how to manage and train humans properly. From human anatomy to sex and "the hallway", the guide is a humorous look at a cat's mind and the ways in which humans truly are servants.
Whatsoever He Might Kind of Want or Desire
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,660. Language: English. Published: September 4, 2013 by Meankitty Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.00 from 1 review)
Krissy LaLove has a lot riding on her slender shoulders—the care and feeding of her brothers and sisters. That’s why high-salaried job on Creep’s List entices her to apply to be the personal assistant of none other than ruthless billionaire CEO of CEO Industries, Assad Masterson. However, Krissy doesn't realize just how personal...and submissive...Masterson needs his assistant to be.
The Lonely Professor's Guide to Myths and Legends
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Price: Free! Words: 13,540. Language: English. Published: September 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
When you teach a course named Myths and Legends, you shouldn’t be surprised what shows up for class.
Soul Mates
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Price: Free! Words: 10,810. Language: English. Published: September 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
If you are considering a contract with a demon's online dating service, read the fine print first. Otherwise, the results could be hell.
Stage-Door
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 42,480. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
“We have thirty days to write, rehearse, and stage a theatrical adaptation of the Odyssey, people have been promised a show that will blow their minds, and the budget is gratis.” With these words estranged friends from New York, Chicago, and San Francisco theaters descend on a small theater in Denver to try and save a kid’s after-school program.
So Five Minutes Ago
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,080. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Set against the backdrop of a strip club on Halloween, urban fantasy: "So Five Minutes Ago" pokes good-natured fun at the trends of today's society, while skirting the more serious issues of outsourced and obsolete American workers. (short story)
Thank the Good God She Found Jesus
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,560. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Bad girl goes good–and then bad again–exchanging Hail Marys for Happy Hours, and piety for pilsner in a month of equalizing Sundays.
Alfa 33 e o Enigma das Caldas
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Series: Alfa 33, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 8,900. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Alternative history
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
"No mundo do agente Alfa 33, o 25 de Abril não resultou e a ditadura do Estado Novo mantém-se até aos nossos dias. Portugal continua pobre e atrasado, mas a situação parece menos grave porque ninguém está autorizado a queixar-se." Opinião subversiva não visada pela Comissão de Censura