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Presidential Soup - By Zack Mitchell
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Price: Free! Words: 4,750. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2013 by Mitchell Mendlow. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Much to his regret, Gordon McKenzie eats canned soup for dinner.
The Kid Who Fixed The Problem With February
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 89,980. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
To Hank life was an adventure. In his pursuit of fun, he leads his friends on a hilarious series of escapades that turn the town upside down. When he comes up with a plan to turn February, the most depressing month of the year, into the best time of the year, he catches the town’s elected officials off guard and proves what one kid can do with a little confidence and a lot of guts
Big Money! - Top Secret Guide to the Stock Market Circus
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,170. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Investments & securities / stocks
‘Ladies and Gentlemen! Do you have some money to invest? Do you want to grow from rags to riches in the shortest possible time? Do you want to become an expert in many subjects and global events? Do you want to quit your boring job and still live happily? Do you.…’ ‘Yes! Yes! Quick, tell me what I need to do.’ ‘Simple. Just start investing in the stock market and start rolling in wealth.
Front Row
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,900. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Thunder, lightning, the Bermuda Triangle, best friends (at least for a while), Yankees and a beautiful blonde stalker. The story of what the great American pastime was on the funkiest of nights in the Front Row.
Bastardo!
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 25,260. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Customer Service Manager Bob Thomassoulo gets more than he bargained for when he decides to go to Mexico and take revenge on the man who took his job in this absurd tale of revenge, gold lust, friendship, classic rock and political revolution.Oh it's also about what makes a rock classic a classic.
The Greatest Living Englishman
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 32,590. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The unbelievably comedic adventure of an unlikely friendship between a budding poetic genius, Edna St. Vincent Millay, and "England's Worst Poet" Colin Millaney. Set in 1919, it asks the question "What happens when a book of verse by England's worst poet accidentally becomes a runaway best-seller in America?"
The Myoshi Effect
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 29,560. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The year is 2020. Can the Presidents of the United States come together in order stop a giant asteroid before it destroys Earth in one month's time? Who IS the mysterious Doctor Apophis? What is the "S.U.R.", and why is the President of the USA determined to defend it at all costs? What the hell is the Canadian army doing in North
Short Story Money Grows on Trees
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Price: $1.98 USD. Words: 5,150. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Hank is a loser with woman, and works in a dead end job with a fancy title but nowhere to go but down. Then one day the hotel where he works is held up on the graveyard shift by masked men and Hank stumbles on an opportunity to get rich quick.
Sleep Has No Master
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,780. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Can we tell the difference between our dreams and reality? In his latest collection of short stories and flash fiction, Jon Konrath dances between metafiction and nihilism in an absurdist world of geek culture that form the 27 fast-paced stories in Konrath's bizarro compendium.
Fisher of Devils
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Price: $5.95 USD. Words: 95,100. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013 by Dog Horn Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
‘If, through some convenient twist in the space time continuum, Terry Pratchett and the Farrelly Brothers had taken Milton out one night and got him completely wrecked on Tequila slammers and cheap amphetamine, the four of them might have come up with something like this.’ (Richard Morgan, author of Altered Carbon and Broken Angels)
Short Story Ripply Motor Cars
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
If you own a car lot, never tell a new car customer that if he drives the thing for 40 years the next one's on you. You may be surprised when he turns up at your front door 40 years later.
Short Story Carpet Swirls
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A young lady becomes the successful target of an industrious young door to door salesman when he talks her into purchasing the last name in vacuum cleaners.
Short Story Mattress Sale
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Farley Henderson is a retired lawyer who thinks he's ahead of the curve when his mattress develops a split seam, even though he bought the mattress over 40 years ago at a going out of business sale. The mattress came with a lifetime guarantee after all.
Bangin' Gears & Bustin' Heads
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 64,810. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
In the late 1950’s, a teenager’s most coveted item was a driver’s license. It gave every 16 year-old relative freedom, but it also gave some teens a permit to do stupid things with, what amounted to, a four-wheeled weapon. In a small Midwestern town, that license was a way to explore surroundings, an opportunity to show off and, for a few, akin to signing a death certificate.
The Three Reasons to Avoid Being Punched in the Face
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,440. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A new novella from the author of "Getting Gone." Sometimes you find yourself in the strangest places. No one knows that better than Charlie Dustin. He's been avoiding his life for three years in every dusty church and old building in Europe. Until the day Elle finds him in a French cafe, bringing along three really good reasons for staying out of trouble.
Damien Loose,Episodes 1 -4
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Series: Damien Loose. Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 23,540. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Damien Berchshire wakes up one morning and finds his long lost Uncle Edmund on the lawn. In his search for the killer, Damien must delve into a past he once thought buried, and do everything he can to protect his wife and baby girl from it. Filled with the sights and sounds of St. Louis, this fast paced mystery shows the river-city in a way you've never seen. Episodes 1-4 out of 10.
Claude The Unhappy Caterpillar/Popo The Cheeky Monkey/Sselmorg The Fire Breathing Dragon
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 6,060. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Funny and rather rude children’s story that soon becomes very adult (not in an X-rated sort of way, so all you pervs have been warned). Contains so much over the top swearing that I’m rather embarassed and feel it is my civic duty to warn you all of the dirty, vulgar, and downright disgusting filth contained within.(And if that does not get ya interested, then I might as well give up).
My Husband Ran Off With The Nanny and God Do I Miss Her
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 59,150. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013 by The Fine Line. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
36-year-old Carly Macalister becomes a dysfunctional emotional disaster when her husband runs off with her beloved nanny just 3 days before Christmas. Through the unsolicited help of her eccentric, overbearing mother, her wild childhood best friend, her new shrink, and various love interests from present and past, she tries to adjust to life as an involuntarilyy Suddenly Single Yummy Mummy.
Damien Loose, Episode 5 - Lost and Found
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Series: Damien Loose. Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 6,180. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Episode 5 of a 10 part mystery serial. After an incredibly bad day, Damien discovers his ex-girlfriend may have killed his Uncle Edmund. Only a trip to the Saint Louis Art Museum will get him some answers and hopefully wrap up everything into a nice tidy mess.
Logic Bomb
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 39,130. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
what started as a simple experiment to prove a theory takes a series of unexpected twists and turns that will blow your mind, literally!