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Burnt Not Broken
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 45,750. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Twice published author Michael Davis has lifted the blanket on an area of human survival not contemplated by most people until it strikes them personally. At the age of seventy-seven Michael Davis managed to become part of a horrific accident. A combination of circumstances that resulted in a major fire, leaving him with thirty-seven percent degree burns. Here is his remarkable survival story.
A Hint of Magic
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Series: The Demon Diaries - Origins, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 19,490. Language: American English. Published: September 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Dora Carridine is fed up with her life as a preacher’s daughter and sets out to explore the darker side of life instead. If she can find some magic in the world, then maybe she will find a place she belongs.
How To Live On 4/5ths Of 2/3rds Of Stuff All
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 43,100. Language: Australian English. Published: September 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Beats me why people need someone else to tell them how to live. But they say there's big bucks in telling people "how to"...whatever. Dr. Spock told 50 million people how to raise their kids. Apparently, he got it wrong. But he made shitloads. Need someone to tell you how to live cheaply? C’mon, don’t think you can work it out for yourself do you?? 4/5th’s. Crazy, off the wall humor at it’s best.
Brothers
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,460. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Anita, a waitress at the Burger Ranch, hates when the manager’s drunken brother staggers in at closing time every Friday night as the crew is trying to clean up. Sick of having to include him when they all go out to shoot pool at a bar, Anita comes up with a scheme to discourage him from ever joining in again.
The Rings of Uranus
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Series: The Uranus Trilogy, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 80,280. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The hilarious sequel to Beyond Uranus. After discovering that there may be a possibility that his father is still alive Roy sets out to discover the truth. Is he still alive? What happened to Doctor D'Eath? Who is the worst rock band in the Galaxy? Find out the answers to all these questions and more in The Rings of Uranus.
Lilibet's Secret Diary
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Series: Lilibet's Diaries, Book 1. Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 23,050. Language: British English. Published: September 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Historical / Europe
It's December 11th 1936, and 10 year old Lilibet hears of some news that will change her and her family's life forever. She decides to keep a secret diary chronicling these extraordinary events.Will she fulfil her destiny,and also remember which the main course fork is and which the dessert fork is? Lilibet's Secret diary is a factional diary of they young, future Queen Elizabeth II.
Andie's Halloween Fright
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Price: Free! Words: 6,050. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
When a Halloween prank goes wrong, Andrea Petercheff will need to ignore her fears in order to rescue the little girl who has stolen her heart, and maybe receive a yummy treat at the end of the night.
A Week And A Day In The Lives Of Two Angry Young Men
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Price: Free! Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(3.73 from 11 reviews)
Story about two young friends/rivals who haven't seen eachother for some time, meet up again to reminisce about the past and to take part in a local cooking competion. Unknown to one though, hatred and madness has grown within the other. If you read this story, then why not review it. Any review you give it (be it good or bad) is most welcome.
The Second Innings of a Software Engineer
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Price: Free! Words: 12,570. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Written against the backdrop of Software Industry, this is the story of a Software Engineer expressing his views on diversified features of software industry.In the form of discussion, flavoured with humour and anger,the Software Engineer tries to express his agony and ecstasy;some of the points during the discussion serve as eye-opener for him. He decides that he would change for a better future
Gagfest UK
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Price: $5.90 USD. Words: 104,270. Language: British English. Published: September 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
UK. The present. Five life-long friends meet up once a year to play stupid pranks on people who have annoyed them in the previous 12 months. This time, however, the joke is on one of them. Patrice Harding, struggling stand-up comedian, is faced with the ultimate heckler. Can’t she take a joke? Apparently she can. It’s childish. It’s fun. It’s payback.
Умер-шмумер, лишь бы был здоров
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Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 40,330. Language: Russian. Published: September 20, 2013 by T/O "Neformat". Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Отвратительное чувство! Тяжёлые веки, словно два слепленных вареника. Мышцы глаз вяло подёргиваются. Они похожи на свернувшихся червей, потерявших надежду выбраться наружу из высохшего яблока. В его больном воображении вдруг появились мясистые, ехидно посмеивающиеся губы. Покуривая трубку и время от времени шевеля щёткой усов, губы плюются короткими словами с грузинским акцентом…
Report from Mars & Other Tales
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Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 40,100. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
REPORT FROM MARS This collection of short stories covers a range of genres, including science-fiction, humor, murder, split personality, espionage, and drama. Like the author's other collections of short stories (e.g. Of Heaven & Earth), these stories make good bedtime reading. As for the author’s other books, this one is available in eBook and printed book formats.
Me, Seinfeld and the Tumor: How I Survived the Apocalypse
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 74,770. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2013 by Black Rose Writing sales@blackrosewriting.com. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Diagnosed with tumor". I repeated in my mind, for several times: "tumor, tumor, tumor". It sounded like hell. I was a passenger on the damned Titanic and I had no chances to get away: I had hit the iceberg, the ship was swallowing water like a thirsty giant and the few wooden boats were already filled with children, women, and rich guys who had bribed the sailors.
A Lay-by at Cottonwood
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,800. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
When Samuel Clemens headed out West on a stagecoach in 1861, he expected adventure. He didn't expect to be fighting for his life against a Cthulhu cult! This short story comes from my new collection, entitled Toccatas & Fugues: Stories So Far.
The Misadventures of Farmfresh and Grumble, Episode Two, The Escape Has Begun
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Series: The Misadventures of Farmfresh and Grumble, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 890. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is the second episode in the "Misadventures of Farmfresh and Grumble" story. As always there's more joking around and they even meet a silly, interesting rabbit called Carrotstick who thinks he's even more of a joker then they are!
The Big Huge Fat Vampire Bat
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Price: Free! Words: 12,110. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When teen vampire Erin's bat mysteriously gains weight, her friends Trug and Nevin investigate. Clues lead them to a graveyard and pizzeria. Then a zombie shows up and the guano hits the fan. A comedy short story by award-winning humorist Norm Cowie
My Little Zombie
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 770. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters
What happens when Lily finds a zombie in the park? She takes it home to make it her pet, of course!
Snap Slice
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Price: $7.95 USD. Words: 62,380. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The smart, funny, sexy novel about golf and golfers—and art and architecture, and business and economics, and science and psychology, and men and women, and skirts and skorts. Part sports novel, part romantic comedy, part crazy romp, Snap Slice is a hugely funny, richly populated and surprisingly insightful page-turner in the tradition of writers like Carl Hiassen, Nick Hornby and Dan Jenkins
Fast Luck
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Price: Free! Words: 77,930. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literary collections » American / General
(4.00 from 1 review)
In a land where alligators once dined on Wonderbread, where chickens played pianos and monkeys rode on rockets, Fast Luck once met hard luck.
Desperate in DC by Phoebe Thompson and Crystal Walker
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Price: $3.59 USD. Words: 91,560. Language: English. Published: September 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Desperate in DC is the hilarious blog-book creation of Crystal Walker and Phoebe Thompson, two Washington, D.C. moms wrestling in very different ways with the issues of motherhood, money and marriage. The ladies gleefully skewer the privileged and powerful in the nation's capital, while simultaneously tackling their own life challenges. Grab yourself a cocktail and prepare for some scandalous fun!