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The Travels of Rudyard Tomkins
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You set the price! Words: 21,170. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Rudyard Tomkins is a man isolated by a strange name and bad decisions. Alone and unemployed, he has nothing to lose when the genially insane Lord Carwithan advertises for an executive travelling assistant. He embarks on an intercontinental farce and the bizarre, hilarious and sometimes tragic characters he meets along his way will change his life forever.
Brick Brannigan is Knee-Deep in Peril!
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Series: Brick Brannigan, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 51,170. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
All right, so apparently in 1935, a few people wanted to destroy the world (only after conquering it, of course). Thankfully for us, dear reader, we have great men and women like Brick Brannigan (the Professor) and Dr. Liliana Halifax (the real brains of the operation) to try and keep this world spinning. Ancient relics, mythology, dastardly villains, secret societies... you name it, we got it!
Da Vinci's Rolling Pin
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Series: Douglas T. Vale's Short Stories, Book 83. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,280. Language: American English. Published: October 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A seeker delves into an unknown part of history involving Da Vinci and a special rolling pin, and the modern conspiracies that obscure it. A humorous contemporary fantasy short story.
Srebrenica Massacre: a Dutch fairy story
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Price: Free! Words: 3,630. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Srebrenica Massacre: a fairy story for grown-ups based on the official Dutch army report on the Srebrenica massacre. When the killer lambs’ supply of soft tissue toilet paper runs out, the outlook for the goats is ominous as the Big Bad Wolf closes in.
Grad School Daydreams: A Short Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 600. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A whimsical story, set at a Southern California university, about a grad school student who daydreams and pines for a beautifully exotic woman sitting next to him in class.
Checkered Scissors
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 106,960. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Four lost souls find themselves stuck in unlikely places: a young entrepreneur, a swimming pool salesman, a collector, and a mad scientist. Their lives intertwine in an adventure extending between worlds. In order to find where they would rather be, they search for the one thing that might take them there... The Checkered Scissors.
The Story of the Mimosa
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 104,010. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
This is the story of the Mimosa, a black sailing ship (with red sails) that travels through space, and boldly appears where no space-faring, black sailing ship has appeared before, regardless of the colour of its sails.
Too Good to be Truman
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Series: The Truman Files. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 64,600. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
When unemployed crime reporter Harry Truman gets a note from a local mission thanking him for his generous contribution–to the tune of a half million dollars–he’s reasonably certain he had nothing to do with it. Now, Truman has got to figure out who stuck him with this halo if he doesn’t want to get fitted with prison stripes–or a harp and wings…
Dead Man's Mail
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Price: Free! Words: 1,320. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Short Story: When a foolish marketing letter is mailed to long-departed Maurice D. Griswold, an unexpected, otherworldly, response results.
South Of The Border Inc.
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 76,700. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Upsetting dangerous people, Vic had to disappear. After the break up of the Soviet Union new countries appeared. For a hideaway one was perfect. But not necessarily peacefull.
It's Called Helping...You're Welcome
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Price: Free! Words: 43,440. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
It started out as a desperate cry for attention and grew into an online cathartic therapy session on the World Wide Web. IT’S CALLED HELPING…YOU’RE WELCOME is a compilation of posts from a blog (don’t stop reading) I kept for a couple of years with a sprinkling of notes and articles that I wrote on various topics related to the human experience.
When Vampires and Ninjas Collide
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 13,200. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Working as the housekeeper for a grouchy, occasionally-murderous vampire might be exotic, but Deidre feels nothing but plain, especially when a new girl moves in across the street. Bellasandra has everything that Deidre does not. When an identity mistake forces Deidre to spend a night in Bellasandra's shoes (and very tiny clothes), Deidre may just come to appreciate the benefits of a boring life.
The Goatman
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 105,150. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Adventure
In the summer of 1983, a young teen named Danny Brent and his two best friends share a chilling adventure that bonds them together well into adulthood. Now, for the first time in almost thirty years, Danny is sharing his secret about what really happene
The October Pumpkin Spice Everything Phenomenon
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Series: The Adventures of Agent Diamond and Charming Guy. Price: Free! Words: 3,610. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
"The October Pumpkin Spice Everything Phenomenon" is a whimsical short story chronicling some of the adventures of Canadian super spies Agent Diamond and Charming Guy. If you've ever been tired of, or bemused by, the seemingly never-ending stream of pumpkin-themed products that enter stores every October, this story is for you.
Jimi Hendrix Turns Eighty
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 88,430. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2013 and represented by SterlingLordLit. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
It's 2023, and Guy Fontaine is an unwilling new resident at Mission Pescadero, an assisted-living facility outside San Francisco. It doesn't take him long to realize that his fellow residents have reverted to the lifestyles they embraced in the sixties, complete with sex, drugs, and rock and roll (with a little Viagra thrown in for good measure).
Punk Rock Nursing Home
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 27,910. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Punk's not dead yet! Every year, on the anniversary of the death of hated 1980s prime minister Margaret Thatcher, the elderly residents of State Retirement Home SY-379 hold a festival of celebration. Balloons and bunting go up, raucous punk music is played, memories are relived by those who still have all their faculties, and a good time is had by all.
Creepers
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 44,880. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
In this send-up of classic horror movies, a small-town cop teams up with a beautiful scientist and her absent-minded mentor to combat a group of man-eating plant creatures called Creepers.
When Getting Out Of Bed Is A Bad Idea
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Price: Free! Words: 2,150. Language: English (South African dialect). Published: October 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
When you get out of bed in the morning and fall flat on your face - get back into bed. As Cynthia will tell you...it's the safest place to be!
Dark Moonlighting 3: Live Free or Dark Moonlighting Hard
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Series: Dark Moonlighting, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 72,570. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Nick Whittier, the lovable vampire who has murdered over 30,000 people, returns to take on a new job. He teams up with a sexy Israeli spy to take on the most evil vampire who has ever lived in this third book in the humorous series.
Hawaii Can Wait
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Series: The Girls, Book 2. Price: $3.59 USD. Words: 46,630. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Second book in The Girls Series by best selling author Sheila Horgan - Adeline, Anna and Carolyn continue their adventure having saved one young woman in Las Vegas (first book in the series) they are now headed to Hawaii. Once again, events change their plans.