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Short Story Ripply Motor Cars
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
If you own a car lot, never tell a new car customer that if he drives the thing for 40 years the next one's on you. You may be surprised when he turns up at your front door 40 years later.
Short Story Carpet Swirls
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,870. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A young lady becomes the successful target of an industrious young door to door salesman when he talks her into purchasing the last name in vacuum cleaners.
Short Story Mattress Sale
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Farley Henderson is a retired lawyer who thinks he's ahead of the curve when his mattress develops a split seam, even though he bought the mattress over 40 years ago at a going out of business sale. The mattress came with a lifetime guarantee after all.
Bangin' Gears & Bustin' Heads
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 64,810. Language: English. Published: July 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
In the late 1950’s, a teenager’s most coveted item was a driver’s license. It gave every 16 year-old relative freedom, but it also gave some teens a permit to do stupid things with, what amounted to, a four-wheeled weapon. In a small Midwestern town, that license was a way to explore surroundings, an opportunity to show off and, for a few, akin to signing a death certificate.
The Three Reasons to Avoid Being Punched in the Face
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,440. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A new novella from the author of "Getting Gone." Sometimes you find yourself in the strangest places. No one knows that better than Charlie Dustin. He's been avoiding his life for three years in every dusty church and old building in Europe. Until the day Elle finds him in a French cafe, bringing along three really good reasons for staying out of trouble.
Damien Loose,Episodes 1 -4
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Series: Damien Loose. Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 23,540. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Damien Berchshire wakes up one morning and finds his long lost Uncle Edmund on the lawn. In his search for the killer, Damien must delve into a past he once thought buried, and do everything he can to protect his wife and baby girl from it. Filled with the sights and sounds of St. Louis, this fast paced mystery shows the river-city in a way you've never seen. Episodes 1-4 out of 10.
Claude The Unhappy Caterpillar/Popo The Cheeky Monkey/Sselmorg The Fire Breathing Dragon
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Price: Free! Words: 6,110. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Funny and rather rude children’s story that soon becomes very adult (not in an X-rated sort of way, so all you pervs have been warned). Contains so much over the top swearing that I’m rather embarassed and feel it is my civic duty to warn you all of the dirty, vulgar, and downright disgusting filth contained within.(And if that does not get ya interested, then I might as well give up).
My Husband Ran Off With The Nanny and God Do I Miss Her
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Price: $6.99 USD. Words: 59,150. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013 by The Fine Line. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
36-year-old Carly Macalister becomes a dysfunctional emotional disaster when her husband runs off with her beloved nanny just 3 days before Christmas. Through the unsolicited help of her eccentric, overbearing mother, her wild childhood best friend, her new shrink, and various love interests from present and past, she tries to adjust to life as an involuntarilyy Suddenly Single Yummy Mummy.
Damien Loose, Episode 5 - Lost and Found
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Series: Damien Loose. Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 6,180. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Episode 5 of a 10 part mystery serial. After an incredibly bad day, Damien discovers his ex-girlfriend may have killed his Uncle Edmund. Only a trip to the Saint Louis Art Museum will get him some answers and hopefully wrap up everything into a nice tidy mess.
Logic Bomb
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 39,130. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
what started as a simple experiment to prove a theory takes a series of unexpected twists and turns that will blow your mind, literally!
Verleidster - Deel 2
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Price: Free! Words: 2,890. Language: Afrikaans. Published: July 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
Die vonke spat op Kovsie Kampus toe Santie as eerstejaartjie aanmeld vir diens..
On His Birthday, Reginald Got
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Price: Free! Words: 3,400. Language: Canadian English. Published: July 9, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A fun, frivolous short story about bank robberies, body swapping, and bottled-up frustration from the author of "Triptych".
Mythed Connections: A Short Story Collection of Classical Myth in the Modern World
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,300. Language: American English. Published: July 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Have you ever met a muse in a café? Ever wondered if that drafty corner of your grandma's basement is actually a portal to Hades? Ever heard noises in the woods that you couldn't account for but suspected were part of a trick being played on you by a Greek god with an English accent? Okay, so most people haven't, which is probably why everyone in this short story collection acts so surprised...
Beyond Uranus
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Series: The Uranus Trilogy, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 84,850. Language: British English. Published: July 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
Roy is taken from his boring job and launched into a galaxy of adventure. What should be a simple job of shunting space freighters turns into a hilarious cosmic adventure where Roy uncovers the truth about his past. A comedy space romp!
The Dead Party - A Dark Yet Humorous Tale
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,890. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
The Dead Party (originally published by Sirens Call Publications 2012) Imagine an island after an election, where the party of choice—the party now in charge of every decision for the United Kingdom and its inhabitants—are The Dead Party. Stinks, right?
Miss Jones gets the sack or not
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Price: Free! Words: 400. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This is a very short 244 word funny story and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did writing it.
Coinquilini
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,700. Language: Italian. Published: July 7, 2013 by Unicorn Productions. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Tre ragazzi e una ragazza. Coinquilini trentenni lavoratori alla fine del XX secolo. Un racconto un po' datato per nostalgici.
Screwtape Lost and Found - Charity’s Variety of Sins
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 6. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Charity’s variety of sins considers some contradictions in Charity who works with the underprivileged on the streets. In these modern times demons really struggle with the mishmash of Church authority and its relationship with people who desperately need it. Unfortunately there’s not much prosperity theology going down this way.
Me and Beans and Great Big Melons
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,880. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2013 by WMG Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When Innis went shopping to get ready for the Packers-Rams game, he never expected to meet one of them aliens. But he also never expected to meet a woman who ate beans either. A strange supermarket romance as only USA Today bestseller Dean Wesley Smith can tell it.
Before The Fact by Marsha Landreth
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Series: Marsha Landreth, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 51,820. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2013 by Wolfpack Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Dr. Anna Reed is a professor of mathematics. Recently she gave up her tenured position to get away from her cheating ex. In the interim, Anna has taken a job as a substitute teacher and a night job in collections at the telephone company. She thought her life had hit rock bottom until she has a vision of one of her students being murdered.