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Farewell my Big Sleeping Little Sister
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,010. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Don’t worry, sweetcakes, if anyone can find your sister, I can.’ Murdoch, private dick, is on the job. Sweet All-American Girl, Mavis Tralalalalah has gone missing. She has been running with the wrong crowd and her sister fears she may be in trouble with the law. As Murdoch mixes with shady characters and the seedy nightclub world, he comes to realise that the case is not what it seems.
The Big House
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,160. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘It all involved a dame, of course.’ Murdoch finds himself in The Big House, framed for murder. He is offended by just about everything. After telling the warden he has been violated in the shower, Murdoch finds himself on the wrong end of Lucky Marvin. His plotted death becomes the distraction for a prison escape. Will the escape plan be foiled? And will Murdoch survive for another episode?
Murdoch of the Jungle
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Price: Free! Words: 7,400. Language: English. Published: September 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Murdoch – the stereotypical hero of all good B-Grade stories – is an idiot. Join our hero as he takes Professor Mortimer and his lovely daughter, Eleanor, through the jungle in search of the fabled lost city of Abracadabra. Will he find the lost city of Abracadabra? And will he win the lovely Eleanor's heart? This satirical story is written in the tradition of B-Grade stories - flaws and all.
TimeArc, A Cautionary Tale of Disruptive Technology, A Climatic Tale of Glacial Warming, Part III - Latest Draft
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Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 43,000. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi
TimeArc is about how disruptive technology is suppressed in the modern age and how the discovery impacts an overachieving family. Jake Peregrin bends the laws of the university, community & physics to become the subject of his experiments. It's a techno-thriller science fiction story set in modern times involving global warming at a glacial scale.
Surviving America's Sweetheart
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,870. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What would happen if the Bachelorette found herself in the Hunger Games? Riley Davenport has it all. She’s America’s Sweetheart, the lucky woman seeking her true love from a pool of twenty-five handsome bachelors. All she has to do is survive. Riley must fight murderous demons, boring angels and jaded TV hosts for her happily ever after.
But Dad Never Listened to Danny Brown
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 16,190. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A man wakes up one day and begins worrying that he is turning into his abusive dad.
Jurassic Jack in - Banana Bottom Blues
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Price: $2.50 USD. Words: 19,430. Language: English. Published: September 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Pirates
A cheese-loving rock star T.Rex seeks fame in Britain, but gets captured and forced to play on TV.
Humanity Was Delicious
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Price: Free! Words: 9,850. Language: American English. Published: September 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Imagine you are the werewolf who ate the last human. What will you eat now? More importantly, how are you going to get off this alien ship?
Non sono Bukowski
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Price: $2.55 USD. Words: 15,420. Language: Italian. Published: September 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Una raccolta di brevi racconti umoristici in cui si prende spunto da alcuni titoli della produzione bukowskiana per sbrigliare la fantasia. Si narrano ad esempio le peripezie di un giovinastro che tenta di rapinare le Poste ed è sedotto dalla postina; di un Romeo sordo e un po’ tonto, concupito da una Giulietta assai intraprendente; di un Leopardi che scrive poesie perché non riesce...
The Imaginary Invasion
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Price: Free! Words: 11,350. Language: American English. Published: September 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
When our reality is invaded by extra-dimensional beings, imaginary characters may be humanity’s only hope.
Body Switches
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 82,090. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2014 by Unicorn Productions. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
There’s a witch on the loose and she can turn our lives upside down. Samantha enjoys toying with us and she switches bodies at will. That’s the challenge Johnny & Marian, Ciaran & Harith and Pat & Babs have to deal with. Three novellas with a common denominator: Samantha the witch! Enjoy this humorous tales of body switches.
The Eagle Claw Hack
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Price: Free! Words: 8,150. Language: American English. Published: September 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
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A Short Story- A retired teacher and indie author enlists his former student, a teenage computer wunderkind in a wild scheme to exact revenge on unfaithful readers.
The Steady Decline of Nice People
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Price: Free! Words: 8,190. Language: American English. Published: September 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Ever notice...the steady decline of nice people? Are you bumping into w-a-y more nasty people? You're not hallucinating. Half the planet is in a snit. This short story reveals the root of rudeness. One person is bringing down the planet. You are about to meet Master Ellsworth Bazarsky, the world's worst person, the dark architect of our crummy apocalypse. Warning: you may lose all bladder control.
The Jerks of Gleise 581e
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,210. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
When humanity finally discovers intelligent life in our universe, we're in for a surprise - they're jerks!
The Accidental Proposal (Short Story)
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Series: What You're Proposing, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,700. Language: British English. Published: September 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Short stories
One guy, one mystery, one very wrong conclusion ... Luca has walked out on his band in the middle of their American tour and headed off to New Orleans. Disgraced gossip columnist Gaby is determined to find out why, while her sister Pris is equally determined to have the best holiday ever. The Accidental Proposal is just under 10,000 words and should take you about 30 minutes to read.
How Your Cat Chose You
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 25,320. Language: English (New Zealand dialect). Published: September 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Cats change to suit the house they are in, to preserve harmony and ensure constant food. The way your cat relates depends much on your personality and character. By looking at your cat you can see yourself! (Note: How Your Cat Chose You is intended as a light-hearted bit of fun, and shouldn't be taken too seriously - but you still might learn something in the process!)
The Nebulizer Potion and the Electric Compass
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,940. Language: American English. Published: September 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
In the third book in the vampire series, Jessica DeAngeliuson - reluctant vampire, avid reader, and heroine - and her mortal husband Drew experience more than marital bumps in the road - bumps in the night from the entire vampire cast of characters. While ironing out their mortal-and-vampire differences, Jessica discovers a portal to the Underworld, right around the corner at the Curmudgeon Cafe.
We Are Not All Winners
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,510. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This collection of humorous short stories focuses on those everyday moments that too often are overlooked such as when a child receives a medical diagnosis that he is an asshole; a stone statue comes alive with the sole intent of playing bingo; the struggles a spy undergoes when choosing his own torture method; the garage sale purchase of Howie Mandel.
Away with the Faeries
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Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 30,710. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2014 by Plaisted Publishing House. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Away with the Faeries is a description used by the Irish to say when someone is on another planet, or not in. This book is funny, muddled and a great read; going through life, remembering and forgetting and sometimes changing a theme.
Socrates in America
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,120. Language: English. Published: September 22, 2014 by Ian C. Dawkins Moore. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Socrates discusses with Hank, the nature of a joke, riddle a wise crack