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Geneslide
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 106,030. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Sarah Palin as a ten-foot Terror Bird? Glenn Beck as a ... well whatever, it sure is ugly. Pretty scary, now that the Timekeeper's started humanity devolving back toward the Jurassic. Sadly, mankind's last best hope falls to Galloping Ariadne, Philip the Assault Otter, and their gallant (well...) band of misfits as they brave dinosaurs, temple gods, and Sarah's horde of man-eating sheep.
Sheena Shaw
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You set the price! Words: 440. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Sheena Shaw has lived her life playing it safe. She's never done anything to put herself in danger, but neither has she done anything that would bring her joy or excitement. Too late does she discover that there are few things worse than leading a safe and quiet life.
Bedlam and Breakfast
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You set the price! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The future is not as we hoped it would be: Science and the occult have married and birthed monstrosities that not even our deepest nightmares could conjure. In this world where the strange is commonplace, a terrorized college professor advises his latest crop of students on what to brace against if they want to survive. First story in the Euclidean Bundt series.
Palnik czyli krótkie i jeszcze krótsze kaszanki Johnny'ego - Polish edition
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You set the price! Words: 47,710. Language: Polish. Published: December 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
„Palnik” to zbiór 83 krótkich, smakowitych kaszanek. Od półstronicowych drobiazgów, po kilkunastostronicowe pętka. Wszystko prima sort – świeżutkie, bez E, przyprawione słuszną dawką humoru i długo dochodzące w oparach absurdu.
It Only Cost Two Teeth
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 11,790. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A quirky newspaper columnist suspects an editor of being a spy. However, he learns the editor is far worse than that. This short story of 41 pages provides a humorous slant on a mystery and thriller.
A Very Merry Cliche for Christmas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,290. Language: American English. Published: December 13, 2012 by Bard and Book. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
This is parody of all the holly, jolly Crhristmas movies shown with gross regularity on the Hallmark Channel at this time of year.
I Am Unemployed
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Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 21,970. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Ah the unemployed life...going to the job centre; investigating the strange sounds your house makes; trawling the internet for evidence that unicorns exist; wrestling with your teddy bear, Steven...In this book of essays, comprehensive lists, draft CVs, anecdote(s), a story, a poem and a haiku, Ted Groisht delves into the malnourished belly of purposelessness that is life without a purpose.
Jenno's Face Book
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Series: Jenno's Stuff, Book 4. Price: Free! Words: 3,690. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Some more of Jenno's Facebook stuff.
Eye's Sleep - or A Sparrow's Touch
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,250. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Mr Hosanna, magnate extraordinaire, a man who has everything is putting his life on the line with the help of sparrows. He might be having a breakdown; after all he is a bully. And what is it about sleep that builds in eyelids? And does his appropriate wife care? In any event the sparrows will be there for his comeuppance.
The Yellow Chair
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,140. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Jewish
A Gypsie, a bear and the Rabbis daughter
Woefultourist.com (the first 50 travel humor posts)
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,750. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Take a break from the daily drudgery of existence and escape to the wacky world of Woefultourist.com - a confused traveler who views the world thru Chardonnay colored glasses. Ignore all of the hints and advice you get at real travel and tourism sights, and instead have some laughs at his expense as he expresses his somewhat skewed perspective on all things travel related
The Homecoming of Lucian Wren
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,970. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In a society ruled by cradle-to-grave teleprompters where citizens gleefully endure public humiliation on reality shows like "Shark Bait" and "Fart Time" to win their fifteen minutes of cameo fame, a beleaguered scriptwriter must risk the wrath of his own creations in a quest for love.
A Battle of Wills
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Series: Shannon Murphy, Vol. 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 74,960. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Feisty legal secretary Shannon Murphy misspeaks and would like to put the faux pas behind her, but lawyer Peter Montgomery won't let her. With her back against the wall, Shannon is determined to fight for her job for as long as it takes and by whatever means necessary.
Who Shot Father Christmas?
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Price: Free! Words: 24,190. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The magic of Christmas is at stake and drastic measures are called for. The cause and solution so obvious, dear reader, but will the interested parties sort out their mess in time? Disclaimer: no Father Christmases were harmed during the weaving of this festive tale.
Pirate Therapy and Other Cures
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,880. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What might happen if your therapist was replaced by a pirate? How disquieting would it be to receive postcards from your future self? If William Shatner was elected US President, what would his inaugural address sound like? Mark A. Rayner tackles these and stranger questions in his collection of short stories, essays and flash fiction that thrum with the absurd, all to a humorous beat.
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE DUKE MANFIST SAVED CHRISTMAS
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Price: Free! Words: 25,540. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2012 by LEAGUE ENTERTAINMENT. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Santa Claus is running low on ammunition... and running out of time. When Claus is seriously injured attempting to deliver the last present of the Christmas season, ownership of the holidays could fall to a series of lesser-known, culturally stereotypical, incongruously anthropomorphic characters. It's up to Duke Manfist, the world's manliest action hero, to set things right.
The Great Leap Forward
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 83,740. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage
Imagine that Kafka, Borges and Wittgenstein, after binging on Fu Manchu novels and the Illuminatus trilogy, all sat down to write a spy thriller, with a little help from Lewis Carroll. Set the novel in China in 1978 and tune in to Radio Beijing for the astonishing announcement: China will unilaterally disarm. Is this a Great Leap Forward for mankind--or a plot to take over the world?
The Voices of the Heart
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 75,710. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
In this sequel to The Eyes of the Heart, Vivi and the TC members have been marked for extinction by the Dark Lord and the Demons of the Underworld. It will take the fur-warriors of Benevolent, TN to develop a combat strategy to protect the TC, their loved ones and the residents of Benevolent. With time running out, will they be able to defeat the Underworld and save their precious town?
Lane 1 Closure
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Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: British English. Published: December 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(3.50 from 2 reviews)
When the hard-bitten Police Sarge in Traffic Control hears about a broken down vehicle on the motorway from a rookie patrolman and his partner, are they pulling his leg? A whimisical tale set just before dawn on Christmas morning.
Guide for Complete Idiocracy Rule
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 1,240. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2012. Category: Essay » Literature
Complete guide for idiocracy rule. NOT to be taken too seriously. Not for those who do cannot laugh out loud, chuckle, grin, smile, or smirk. Warning, warning, this will make some laugh or smile all the while reading it! I do re-edit this constantly. It's needed to read in this time of crisis and will leave you feeling lighthearted and feeling good! The ebook ends with a positive highlight note!