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Balls of Wool and Other Bits of Rubbish
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 21,660. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Quirky short stories, poems and ramblings by eccentric old witch.
Vampires are from Venus, Werewolves are from Mars: A Comprehensive Guide to Attracting Supernatural Love
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,700. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2013 by Norilana Books. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
The critically acclaimed author of MANSFIELD PARK AND MUMMIES tackles a hilarious new parody topic -- supernatural relationship advice! Admit it, you've secretly dreamed of dating a sexy brooding vampire or an alpha werewolf... Now, you can! Learn how!
British Winters
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Price: Free! Words: 80,590. Language: British English. Published: February 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literary collections » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh
Noel Winters is lonely this Christmas. Lonely, despite being overcrowded by friends and family, which he would prefer to label as associates. This is a tale of a lazy procrastinating youth who is no longer young enough to pull that lifestyle off. Disillusioned with himself as much as the outside world, he draws inspiration from his younger adopted sister, Hannah.
Beat Down 1 - Clones
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Series: Michael S. Hunter's Beat Down!, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 20,630. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2013 by AMMFA Publishing. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(4.00 from 1 review)
Beat Down follows the adventures of Russell T. Goode, the most awesome wrestler in existence, and his oddball group of friends, as they attempt to save the world from the clutches of the evil Kurt Sniveller.
China, Please Give Me More (Fungus #3)
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Series: Fungus, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,270. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2013 by Nameless Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
In this latest installment of the Fungus series, Melbourne is to host a gigantic celebration of the anniversary of 200 years of rugby. As the celebration nears, China is called upon to remedy shortages of everything from gum to glasses. And on the day of the rugby festival, Zapata and his team will be called upon to investigate a brutal and confusing incident.
The Unorthodox Eater
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Price: Free! Words: 13,400. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Phileas McNeil, the interstellar gourmand, is on a personal quest to eat one of everything there is to eat, but now he has found something he perhaps he just can't stomach. The Ullyean Shrimp - euphoric, orgasmic, but potentially lethal, but that won't stop him, will it? This e-book collects three short strangitudes, along with a detailed annotation.
De Ragnarok Interrupt
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Price: Free! Words: 3,900. Language: Dutch. Published: February 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Thor is zijn naam, Noordse God van Donder en Bliksem, altijd in voor een goed gevecht. Met het einde der tijden in zicht vertrekt hij vol goddelijke vechtlust richting het slagveld... 'De Ragnarok Interrupt' veroverde de eerste plaats in de Thor verhalenwedstrijd van het SaBi Verhalenforum, ism WB*Fantasy.
Fishin' Tales (and the ones that got away)
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 31,740. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2013 by Ann Chambers. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Roy D. Mercer is best known for his colorful phone calls and threats of pop knots, but people who know Roy realize there's more to him. There's family and there's fishing. Roy tells of his favorite fishing holes while recounting trips with his many fishing buddies. Dive into Roy's world and learn the true country way to reel in fish and deal with family trials and tribulations in the doublewide.
Screwtape Lost and Found - War in the Demon's Eye
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: February 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This fictional essay is part of a series inspired by C S Lewis’s The Screwtape Letters. Each essay seeks to respond to the satirical concepts laid down by Lewis, and to twist them around a little. War in the Demon’s Eye concerns the demon’s roles in conflict, how they position themselves within the combatants and how they deal with confusion that surrounds forgiveness and forgetfulness.
The Pitch (Short)
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Price: Free! Words: 1,210. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2013 by BraeVitae. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(4.00 from 1 review)
A lighthearted look at the troubles faced by con artists in a more enlightened age.
Rachel's First Trip
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Series: Douglas T. Vale's Short Stories, Book 41. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,280. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
On the day of Rachel's first trip to England, nothing seems to go right. Disaster follows disaster, and Rachel wonders if she'll ever reach English soil. A humorous short story.
The Autistic Man
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,360. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Mher has Autism. Autistic people have trouble blending in with "normal society." This is a mental barrier which makes it very difficult for them to make friends, get jobs, and succeed. Many people with Autism are able to be very successful, and with a lot of help are able to be normal. Unfortunately, Mher acts like a complete nut! He rambles on and on about politics... and his hygiene is terrible!
What an Idea
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 32,850. Language: British English. Published: February 14, 2013 by Lotta Rott. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A history of the most stupid ideas throughout history including; the retrieveable arrow, the flywheel driven pushchair, dehydrated water, a barge pole for not touching people and others all equally ridiculous with many at first glance almost appearing reasonable. A clever and very amusing read. 32,829 words.
I Need a Laugh: Cartoons for Writers
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,140. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you’re an indie author who has to wear many hats you’ll love this collection of one panel writer cartoons that are off the wall original. All the characters are wild and wacky and should spin your chair.
Harps & Tears
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 93,190. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Harps & Tears is a dark humour thriller that centres on Bronkovski: a Polish American nuclear scientist whose wife left him for a Jewish environmentalist. He is furious, and intent on revenge against the state of Israel. When we meet him, he is making a nuclear bomb in rural Ireland's West Cork for ruthless Islamic activists.
Mildred Is Serving Her Golden Years ... One Sentence At A Time
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Price: Free! Words: 2,210. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Mildred may be advancing in years, but she is willing to try almost anything. She cares about the way she looks. She is ready to embrace new ideas and trends. But she is also achingly human and, as such, is prone to hilarious misadventures and failures (well, probably more than most) and yet she remains undaunted in the face of disappointment and embarrassment.
Smokers Corner
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Price: Free! Words: 3,180. Language: American English. Published: February 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Tim loses his addiction for the ho-hum after falling for Samantha during a smoking break. A short story by the author of dystopian novels We, The Watched and Divided We Fall.
Grizzly Bear Devours and Digests School
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,650. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The education system forces everybody to spend countless hours contained in an institution, when most people (and animals) would prefer to do something more fun. The Faux Forest government is making school attendance mandatory. Unfortunately for them, Grisly the Grizzly Bear lives in the Faux Forest, and he despises school! Will the school system win or will Grisly rip them limb from limb?
Ravenous Cavernous
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You set the price! Words: 3,970. Language: British English. Published: February 13, 2013 by Raxial Press. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Ravenous Cavernous is a quirky fantasy-comedy short story which tackles - in a lighthearted and slightly bonkers way - the things we fear and why we fear them; and the tinkering with of traditional tales by creatures that should probably sometimes just leave things be. "It simply didn’t do to have nostrils, only to go and fill them with foul things, he thought."
The Ebony Cat
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Price: Free! Words: 270. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
(5.00 from 1 review)
A little poem of a black cat named Ebony. He arrived one day as a friskie young kitten and lived to a grand old age, always displaying affection to his owner. He rewarded his owner each day with kitty smiles, even into his elder days.